the inviolable laws of ravioli-grind cannot be tampered with. your pining is for naught.
Hans von Lek
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dingus an sich
STATUS: drugs, germs and steel. wait. no. that's not it. 10 yrs ago
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- Hans von Lek 10 yrs ago
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drugs, germs and steel. wait. no. that's not it.
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10 yrs ago
When you want to join an RP of a particular theme, but no threads for it exist, and you doubt it'd be all that popular if you were to make your own thread for said theme.
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10 yrs ago
well at least you're quite free to follow - or even participate in - my riveting discussions on which varieties of paint dry the fastest.
10 yrs ago
post regarding pokemon go
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10 yrs ago
Cuckold Joe is my rap name.
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Some fucking idiot who probably isn't worth thinking about all that seriously. He is a 23 24 year old doofus situated somewhere on the planet and studying International Relations at some university. He is fond of history, militaria, fiction, vidya, tabletop wargaming, comic books, and writing in third person. Oh, and he seemingly likes talky-walky animal people as well. We have no idea what the hell is up with that nonsense. He has diagnosed mental problems, so maybe that's got something to do with it.
He probably isn't a robot or a German IRL. However, we cannot be certain.
He likes a variety of different RPs, and is thus liable to show up anywhere, anytime. As a general rule, he isn't particularly keen on fandom RPs, but you never know; there may be some day be an exception.
I could be wrong. I could be right.
He probably isn't a robot or a German IRL. However, we cannot be certain.
He likes a variety of different RPs, and is thus liable to show up anywhere, anytime. As a general rule, he isn't particularly keen on fandom RPs, but you never know; there may be some day be an exception.
I could be wrong. I could be right.
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Zack traversed his head to follow the path of the ursine as he walked right by, similarly opting to say little. In fact, he said nothing at all, simply giving him a nod. He idly taps his fingers against the head of his staff as he rests against it and ponders. A bit more of a wicked grin than his placid norm flashed for a moment as he mulled over several possibilities in his head. Could he curse him to only move backwards? Turn him into a goat? Or a pebble? Make him dance unceasingly? Make him try to gobble himself? Ultimately, he successfully suppressed his cruel impulses and let the poor rakonai go on his way without any further incident, just as Zack headed away on his. "At least the trail of blood he left is handy-dandy." Zack thought to himself, his eyes tracing along that expansive thread of crimson. He took a few preliminary steps along this path the helpful bear had left him, then scratched his cheek.
"Oh, right," Zack said to himself, "I was supposed to be headed to Avist."
He shook his head and laughed to no one in particular. No one in particular returned mirthful snicker at the forgetful coyote's mistake. Zack produced from his bag a small compass and glanced down at its dial.
"Now that can't be right." Zack mumbled, then gave it a few taps with his thumb, then a brisk shake. Once the needle had settled in its proper place, he twirled left and right on the spot testingly, his eyes still focused on the compass. Fully satisfied that it was in working order, he paused. He recollected his steps and rough location, then took a sharp turn to the left and began walking off with his staff rested against his shoulder.
"Oh, right," Zack said to himself, "I was supposed to be headed to Avist."
He shook his head and laughed to no one in particular. No one in particular returned mirthful snicker at the forgetful coyote's mistake. Zack produced from his bag a small compass and glanced down at its dial.
"Now that can't be right." Zack mumbled, then gave it a few taps with his thumb, then a brisk shake. Once the needle had settled in its proper place, he twirled left and right on the spot testingly, his eyes still focused on the compass. Fully satisfied that it was in working order, he paused. He recollected his steps and rough location, then took a sharp turn to the left and began walking off with his staff rested against his shoulder.
@Haru Nyan
So it'll be Ravioli struggling to decide whether to Grind, Zack or Ymahr. And so we return to the original scheme of things. There is always a city, there is always a lighthouse.
So it'll be Ravioli struggling to decide whether to Grind, Zack or Ymahr. And so we return to the original scheme of things. There is always a city, there is always a lighthouse.
@Haru Nyan
... Is there such a thing as male cougars? Not in the sense of animal people but, y'know. -cougars-. Or is it just known as "Fucking creepy"? Also, Ravioli and Grond are totally tsundere for each other, mark my words.
... Is there such a thing as male cougars? Not in the sense of animal people but, y'know. -cougars-. Or is it just known as "Fucking creepy"? Also, Ravioli and Grond are totally tsundere for each other, mark my words.
@Haru Nyan
Oh, you monster. How dare you, with these thought crimes of yours! Ooogh!
Also I was gonna go put a laugh-face on all your things, but then I realized this is probably horribly annoying and then I wondered why this was ever an impulse of mine.
Oh, you monster. How dare you, with these thought crimes of yours! Ooogh!
Also I was gonna go put a laugh-face on all your things, but then I realized this is probably horribly annoying and then I wondered why this was ever an impulse of mine.
@Haru Nyan
In all seriousness, while this has been one of the most entertaining exchanges I've ever had on this website, and I fucking love you now (in the most platonic sense imaginable, before things escalate even more!), we had best wrap this up before things are fucked forever, yeah. :P
In all seriousness, while this has been one of the most entertaining exchanges I've ever had on this website, and I fucking love you now (in the most platonic sense imaginable, before things escalate even more!), we had best wrap this up before things are fucked forever, yeah. :P
@Haru Nyan
Sure. We'll go on to discussing Ravio's true pairing, but not after I bring up how YOUR husbandu is the one most often edited into those Van Darkholme "Deep Dark Fantasy" parody videos. Okay, let's get started. Firstly, Ravio would never, -ever- settle for Ymahr. He obviously isn't the sort to go for people who barely wear clothing at all. Ravio is much too pure to settle for scantily clad sluts, after all.
Sure. We'll go on to discussing Ravio's true pairing, but not after I bring up how YOUR husbandu is the one most often edited into those Van Darkholme "Deep Dark Fantasy" parody videos. Okay, let's get started. Firstly, Ravio would never, -ever- settle for Ymahr. He obviously isn't the sort to go for people who barely wear clothing at all. Ravio is much too pure to settle for scantily clad sluts, after all.
@Haru Nyan
Woah man, I never mentioned anything about internal -or- external hurting. Just shyness. Not everyone who's a wallflower is some traumatized weirdo! Although the stuff that happens in the restroom sure seems to involve internal and external agony.
And -your- husbandu's romance scene? Don't get me started! That Love-Scene was, like, Cavia levels non-sequitur. The meteors become fucking Lavos expies, dude. Why does the game suddenly become a rhythm based hack and slash after that also? Also, two lovers fighting to keep each other safe from astral horrors from beyond the stars? Holy shit, I used to work in a second-hand bookstore, and I can't tell you how many shitty $2 Mills and Boon romance novels had that EXACT premise. The Danish man who's dad was a truck driver in Stalingrad would command me to tear them up and trash them.
Woah man, I never mentioned anything about internal -or- external hurting. Just shyness. Not everyone who's a wallflower is some traumatized weirdo! Although the stuff that happens in the restroom sure seems to involve internal and external agony.
And -your- husbandu's romance scene? Don't get me started! That Love-Scene was, like, Cavia levels non-sequitur. The meteors become fucking Lavos expies, dude. Why does the game suddenly become a rhythm based hack and slash after that also? Also, two lovers fighting to keep each other safe from astral horrors from beyond the stars? Holy shit, I used to work in a second-hand bookstore, and I can't tell you how many shitty $2 Mills and Boon romance novels had that EXACT premise. The Danish man who's dad was a truck driver in Stalingrad would command me to tear them up and trash them.
Let's play a game called:
"Pair up Ravio with everyone and see who matches with him best."
He can be the obligatory Main Character in the visual novels and everyone else is the routes he has to pick.
Yes. Yeeeeeeees!
@Haru Nyan
Emo-cliche-fest? Are we even playing the same intensely homoerotic visual novel intended for arguably one of the most degenerate, mentally deranged, and widely despised fetishist communities ever assembled? Zack is the bubbliest of the lot, but just doesn't understand people so well and prefers to keep away. Zack, while at first, yes, -afraid- of commitment, soon gets over his sharply individualist-egoist worldview that'd make Max Stirner stop and go "woah what the fuck" and realizes that love is truly the greatest magic that exists, far surpassing his own! This character development somehow correlates with and is heralded by him doing rather sketchy things with the protagonist in the restroom of a Taco Bell.
Emo-cliche-fest? Are we even playing the same intensely homoerotic visual novel intended for arguably one of the most degenerate, mentally deranged, and widely despised fetishist communities ever assembled? Zack is the bubbliest of the lot, but just doesn't understand people so well and prefers to keep away. Zack, while at first, yes, -afraid- of commitment, soon gets over his sharply individualist-egoist worldview that'd make Max Stirner stop and go "woah what the fuck" and realizes that love is truly the greatest magic that exists, far surpassing his own! This character development somehow correlates with and is heralded by him doing rather sketchy things with the protagonist in the restroom of a Taco Bell.
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