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10 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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10 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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10 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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10 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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11 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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*Yawns*
*From earlier
Rythian: Vex, I know you're listening. Scan and warp to home. Subjects: Stein and Rythian.
-*Yawns and presses three buttons on a control panel, and leans back in my leather office chair*
Well, off you all go on your adventure.
*Looks to a desk, and on the top of that desk lies a single red envelope*
... And I'm gonna have my own, for once.
*Rolls over to the desk, picks up the envelope, opens it, and pulls out a single letter*
Hmm...
*Reads the important bits*
Dear sir or madam... Hmnumnumna... Cordially invited to participate in the Omniversal Olympics of Academics... Chance for underrated scientists to prove themselves... Massive number of participants; thousands will be competing... This is the fifth ever, so please excuse any difficulties staff may be having... You have been chosen as worthy, as your achievements are remarkable, yet undeservingly overshadowed by others.
... Well, thanks for noticing!
...
Please reply within a month of receiving this letter if you wish to participate.
Signed, Dr. Alvin Cerberus...
Alvin Cerberus? That name sounds familiar...
*Places the envelope and letter back down on my desk and busies myself with other work once more*
Webmaster said
We would appreciate that, yes.


Okay. After your there, all you need to do is reactivate your radios. I don't plan on going out tonight, so I'll be here.
*You're teleported to another planet with a thick jungle*
Webmaster said
Yeeeaaaahhh!


Fun fact, though: 3 of these minor plots involve recurring characters from a while back as a bad guy, and one of them features a support character that you may be able to guess if your memory and story-reading skills are good enough.
Webmaster said
Perfect. Is the symbol on a mainframe or in stone?


Stone, it appears. Though the image I'm looking at is not a very clear one. Shall I beam you two there?
Webmaster said
Ooh, can't wait.


Till then, Nobles and stuffs.
Webmaster said
Excellent. Any trace of other BPM bases?


*Appears*
That device is just to call me here. Now, you all need me to trace materials?
*Pulls out a device similar to a laser scanner gun at grocery stores and scans the rock with the emblem on it*
Hmm...
*Hands you each an advamced walkie talkie, then disappears. A minute later, I speak through them*
What we've got here is a perfect match from the actual symbol there, located via space probe, on a remote planet similar to the one you're on now.
Intrepid said
Ah. In this case, one-way is the best choice then. Excellent. Anywho, I am on a very tight schedule. We shall introduce next time. This belongs to you.*Hands you the envelope, and each of us disappear in mini tornadoes of electricity*


*Puts it in my labcoat pocket, looks around at present company, and leaves with haste*
Intrepid said
Hm? Oh, this is marvelous. A high-end, one-way reception node for teleportation purposes. You made this?


Of course. It wasn't here originally. It's an early model. Don't see too many of these around the city at all. They're mostly two-way lr three-way nodes, for convenience. I had this one installed here because it made it easier for me to get here and help my friends if it is needed, and anyone who may try to sneak through to the other end would find that they simply couldn't.
Intrepid said
It's a letter of invitation. To what, that is up to him to tell you if he so chooses. I suppose we can carry on looking then.*Starts to walk off*


*An open cylinder shoots up from the ground, containing me, and I step out*
Apologies, I'm here now.
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