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That's a definite maybe. Can you give me more setting details? Common races, technology levels and all that?
"Well there goes all the forest resources." Yuki said.

"I'm out." she turned away, and began to march off. There was some shiny thing in the distance. And she'd known from a Gabe Newell interview that you should follow light sources; that's why devs put them there.

She just hoped these ones were competent.
Yuki spawned in the middle of a burning forest, brandishing her weapons.

"Huh... so is this like a cinematic opening or what?" she asked, and stood still. After several minutes, she realized she did in fact spawn in a burning forest. "Who the fuck even does that? Maybe I can put it out with an ice spell."

She raised her arm forward, and stared at her greatsword. "Oh what the fuck, I made a wizard!" she yelled, and brought up the equip menu. She saw that she was, in fact, an eight foot tall knight, and not the effeminately handsome wizard she'd designed.
"Fine, guess I'm a fucking tank then. The great hero.... 404 error." she griped.

She exited the menu, and saw a dog guy and a Skyrim clone arguing.
"HEY. WHERE'S THE STARTER TOWN?" she yelled at the pair.
Real life character:
Name: Yuki
Appearance:
Bios: A jaded and cynical girl, Yuki's hobby is video games, and she's become unbelievably grumpy over their quality, nitpicking even the tiniest flaws and complaining about them on forums, even the ones she hasn't played
She may or may not have the hobby of hunting down hilarious bugs in games so she can yell at them.

In game char:
Name: 404_Error
Appearance:
Class: Knight
Starter Weapon: Greatsword
Secondary Weapon: Tower Shield
Skills: Yuki's skills are centered around hitting things really hard and being really, really good at blocking things really hard.
Element: Anger
"Secret samurai technique: PROJECTILE SPAM." Akira shouted.

The cybernetic superhero leaped back, and simultaneously spun the stick around his head, and sent the object hurling towards Calos in a whirling motion.
"I won't fall for that sort of simple trap!"
Akira eyed his opponent carefully; he no doubt possessed quite the bloodlust. Also he looked freaky as hell and that was never good.

"MY NAME IS AKIRA TOKUGAWA." he shouted, pointing his stick forward.
"And I, am a hero of JUSTICE. THE OPPOSITE OF BAD."
Akira looked at his opponent, then his stick, then at the Senator overseeing the games.

"Dude, what the Hell?"
Akira looked around the crowd, grimacing before pointing at Vivacer.

"AS LONG AS MY LUNGS DRAW BREATH, AS LONG AS I CAN SWING THIS FIST, I WILL BE A CHAMPION OF JUSTICE." he cried.
"SEND YOUR WORST, VILLAIN, AND I WILL STAND AGAINST HIM, FIRM LIKE A MOUNTAIN."
Akira's first thought was to continue backing away.

But heroes didn't run. The Cyber Samurai tossed the carcass at his foe, and gripped his makeshift spear in both hands.
"FOR JUSTICE." he shouted, and thrust his spike. towards the pair.
Akira stared down Virus, lifting up the corpse of one of his comrades. Slowly, he placed the body in front of him, and, charged forward with the meatshield, pointy stick held aloft in his free hand.
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