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"No, you guys don't understand." Bee explained, looking around.

"This is after the time travel sword happens. We're seven years in the future; I don't even know how this happened. Long story short though, we can't go bomchu bowling. I don't know if there even are games in the future part." he said, tapping his hilt in thought.
"That leaves... Lon Lon Ranch has a horse race and we can get a horse, or we could like go sightseeing. If you wanna leave the world, we probably just gotta beat Ganondorf or something. Only catch is, we need a holy weapon to actually slay him."
"This wasn't in the game!" Bee exclaimed.
"Look, everything's all.... high definition, now. Something's changed." he placed a hand on his sword.
"We might have to wait a bit for bombchu bowling. Oh who am I kidding, I'm not gonna let these guys stop my fun before it's even started!"
"Wait." Bee stopped, and turned to face Rattlesnake.
"Why would we even have a problem with the sheriff? We haven't done anything. Even if we had done something, we're in a new world. As long as we don't act suspicious, we'll be fine," the man with a suit and a sword said to the man with a duster and guns.
Kalamadea said
No, we're not constrained to game mechanics here. Cuccos are killable, environments destructible, but only by us. Game characters are still restricted like that.


Then why even go inside the game?
"Huh? Oh, this place doesn't really have a police force." Bee said, walking into a side room.
"Nobody gets onto you for stuff in this game. Though, it's not like there's much worth stealing." He drew his sword, sheathed, and bashed several urns, collecting the green gems that fell out.
He gave a sigh, remembering the monotony, and exited the room, then turned back around inside so the pots could reset.
"Anyways, like three or four times of doing this and we'll have enough for a round of bombchu bowling."
"Let's see.... Castle Town has bombchu bowling, and if I'm remembering right, a spot to collect a bit of cash. If I'm remembering right, it also has a store, but I don't think it sells anything we'd be interested in." Bee scratched his head in thought.
"There's the Kokiri Forest to the South, and Death Mountain and the Zora place to the east and west." he added.
"In the field, there's also a ranch, but getting the only really good horse from there would take a lot longer than I plan on staying. And as for saloons.... Lon Lon Ranch sells milk, but that's about it. It's good milk, though."
"Oh. A bombchu is an explosive device with a wind up motor. You place them down and they roll forward, even over walls." Bee explained, tapping a finger on his head.

"They're pretty useful for clearing debris and fighting enemies. Bombchu bowling is where you launch them at various targets. If you score high enough, you win a prize." he said.
No, that doesn't make any sense. It'd be simpler to just write it all out as individual universes like normal, instead of all taking place inside the internet. You're clearly intent on only going to games and movies and stuff, so the fact that it's inside the web doesn't matter.

Also, what's up with writing everything as looking low res? If we're actually in a different universe, and not a simulation from 1998, then we should perceive what we see as looking real.
Yeah, I'm fine with jumping around worlds from games and shows and all, but don't call it a multiverse game if it takes place inside the internet.
Remember that Fairly Odd Parents movie, Channel Chasers? They didn't call it a "digital multiverse" when they ran around inside cartoons. They just called it an adventure inside the TV. Besides which, the concept of multiple multiverses is just silly, because the multiverse concept itself covers every possible reality.
"What the fuck." Bee said.

"What the fuck is this. No, what the fuck is this." he said, He stomped the ground, testing it. For a second he was under the impression they were in a different universe, not a crappy simulation.
"....I'm gonna go visit Castle Town. With luck, we're in the past, and that means Bomchu Bowling." he said, walking north. He'd played this game with his brother as a kid. Sending in a veritable army here seemed like a waste; there wasn't much in Hyrule that couldn't be defeated by a lone ten year old with a knife.
Or that dude in the green tunic right there, for that matter. Barring a really shitty player.
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