IncredibleBee Member

Stop getting so salty. It's normally done that way for zen balance and also mechanical balance.

Firstly, I'm gonna go over the weird weakness stuff. It's fucking ridiculous to believe that fire form can be weak to a chilly environment, but immune to say, a blast from Mr. Freeze's ice gun, because ice is super fucking cold. Traditionally, elemental creatures and armor are resistant (but rarely immune) to their element, but weak to its opposites, not resistant to both. This brings me to my second point: Do not write out all your weaknesses. Holy shit, dude. I know this is a high powerlevel thing but writing yourself as invincible is pretty bullshit, ESPECIALLY when it's a switch you decided to make mid-game.

Alright, let's get started. Looks like Wyvern and I are temp GM's. If anyone wants to play, post your dude in the Character tab and I'll look it over.

Rawk, do you understand what sarcasm is?

Yeah, normally elemental defenses make you resistant to one, and weak to the opposite, not strong to both.

How can you be weak to cold, but immune to ice? Ice is pretty cold.

Bee's jacket fluttered as the wave as energy hit him. "That's quite the display, for something from a kid's game." he said blankly. "But I've fought way tougher than chumps like you. So! Put your good clothes on!" Bee dropped his attache case and stabbed the Master Sword into the ground, and took a step forward in front of them. With a flourish, he drew Korbo, and rested the blade on her shoulder. A sweet fragrance filled his nostrils. Even on an opponent like this, he wanted to make this sword sing. "It's time to dance the deadly dance of death." _Dragonfly stance._ Bee's left hand gripped the pommel, the pinkies wrapping tightly while the pointers stayed in a loose, aloof grip. The man in the black suit dashed headlong towards the warlock, a grin splitting his cheeks. The blade shot out in an arc, targeting the clasps and cords holding the armor in place. Bee knew too well how Darknuts and the like worked. Armor was how you revealed the weak point, if it wasn't already obvious. He sheathed his sword coolly, and spoke aloud. "Looks like we know who wears the pants around here: not you."

"Well, while you decide what you want, I gotta take care of the evil overlord thing. I'd say I have... exactly five minutes." Bee looked intensely up at the bird. "Well.... maybe. I don't have a watch. Anywho, time for wizard slaying." Bee gripped the Master Sword in his teeth, and placed both hands on Korbo, where it lay on his hip. With a flash and a SH-SH-SH-SHING, a neat rectangular section of the wall slid down, falling to the lava pits below. "Alright; I'll see you in a bit!" With a 'hup', Bee swung himself out of Okuu's hands and through the hole, thankful to have entered the castle's upper floors, where Ganon would be located, rather than have to deal with like eighty floors of block puzzles and stalfos's. Stalfosi? Stalfosses. The suited man flourished the glowing Master Sword in his hand, and surveyed the room.

"Aww." Bee smoothed out his coat and turned to face the ice fairy, patting her on the head. "It's okay. If you forgot to eat breakfast, I'll make you eggs, too. When I forget to eat, I get super dizzy, so it's important to eat well, especially when you're growing."

"....Okuu? Okuu, you there?" Bee waved his hand in front of the girl's eyes, and patted her cheek. "Okuu I can't fly. Can you give me a lift? I'll pay you back with something probably." he offered, wondering how much cash he had in his wallet. "I can give you like, a favor later. I cook some good scrambled eggs, if that means anything."