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GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, your bear roommate is just a dream. However, wanting to see it, you sleep more and more.

And more.

I wish for fitting background music to play at all times at a comfortably low volume in everyone's subconscious.

Comedy On A Thread (Revive of the Revive)

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GAME: Crush A Wish

Edit: nvm skip me

what song will play when you die and the camera slowly zooms away from your face?

youtube.com/watch?v=6bnanI9jXps

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. However, as the wish is delivered via text, making it perpetual, you are put in a "sleep like death", so to say. You don't wake up before you die for real.

I wish every roleplaying forum currently located on the internet to have an active thread in the non-archive, OOC section of the site, resembling this thread in its general rules and purpose, but without any posts other than the first.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, your genes make you somehow immune to the virus, but to make you unkillable by both humans and zombies, you are given 30 feet thick steel armor, rendering you immobile. You have no breathing holes, as this would allow humans to pour poison in there. You choke.

I wish for a zombiefying parasite that only attacks dogs, but makes them, in turn, attack humans.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. Not a lot of people wear cloths in the first place, and the second clause only includes streets, but people are still largely too ashamed to go outside, leading to the somewhat hastened crumbling of civilizations.

I wish for both death and birth to cease.

You rent a shared apartment, and when you go in for the first time, the profile pic above is your new roomate

B-biological impossibility! C-curses!

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, you are, upon entering this thread with the intention of replying to it, showered with inspiration, creative word use and legalese. You spend hour upon hour crafting the perfect response to the above post, only to find, once you post it, that someone else posted a low-effort "haha but everyone died"-post.

I wish for things to go well.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, that li'l asteroid out there somewhere is now your loyal pet. Don't call on it. It'll come.

I wish for a significant breakthrough to be made in a random field of science.