IntPenDespSword

GAME: Crush A Wish

You may wish, you may rhyme, but your wish itself's out of time. Your wants have nothing done, but give the genie a change in tone. One might say it was a waste, though that depends on your artistic taste.

As for a wish of my own, I do not desire wealth or renown. As much as this game is a test in creativity, I wish for the genie to show their verbose capability. Make your post long-winded and stretched, and you will have your name in my memory etched.

Logician.

INFJ for dayyyyys

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but they don't have a lot of interesting things to say. Still, the constant internal chirping from dolphins worldwide provides a decent backdrop to your rapid descent into madness.

i wish for this thread to continue despite all.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, You have a cardboard box. If you had your body's volume in a liquid, it'd just barely fit in the box. That's one little living space.

I wish for people to act civilized when participating in a debate, yet without affecting the amount of debates being held.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, you are given the amazing, outstanding, one-of-a-kind ability to not suffocate in a vacuum! People try to understand how, but it's just too PHENOMENAL and COSMIC. You are tasked with space missions, but you soon realize breathing isn't your only problem in space.

I wish for customizable layouts for this site.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Edit, ninja'd.
Granted, one serving of salmon, salad, the proper condiments, etc. are forcefully delivered deep down your throat by a large, muscular man.

I wish for everyone to have a working paper shredder by their side at all times.

GAME: Crush A Wish

you have no friends.

@TwelveOf8

rood and also wronk

I wish I could even the odds.

@stardust

Granted, every minimal time unit your atoms' chances of quantum tunnelling are equal to the chance they won't! You are instantly torn apart as your atoms can't seem to decide on one direction to move.

I wish for every Homo Sapiens to always think perfectly rationally, free of bias and large emotional influence.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. Some masochistic maniac's wish about permanently locking the entire Earth except the conscious minds of every human in a stasis, effectively trapping you all in a prison of your own minds, isn't corrupted, but is granted normally.

I wish for a small, but not smaller than an ant, bottle of water.

This seems to be a meme war now. Or maybe a character meme war?

O B T R U S I V E M E M E S P E E C H

How'd'y'all'd've'st do?

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*something something Japanese maybe* B(A|O)NSAI!!
Much to my pleasure, pictures of trees. Mmmmhhmmmmmm