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stop it

*a thousand watermarks*

...Huh. That sounds like a novel or something.

Game: "Useless" superpowers

You are a very specialized assassin, taking people doing an activity requiring precision and focus, using something dangerous. A performer juggling chainsaws, for example.

At any point, you can activate a glide, that lets you slide on air at running speed, parallel to the general surface of the Earth you were standing on when using it. You can deactivate it at will, but it cannot be reactivated in midair.

Can art be art?

haha slicc keshun m8y

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but to compensate you now have a hot. Interpret that as you will.

I wish everyone viewed each other as equals, yet still with respect.

y'all mind if i

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Game: "Useless" superpowers

Now basement dwellers finally have the gains they always wanted, and are totally not made fun of at school anymore.

The ability to have anyone believe any truth you say.

GAME: Crush A Wish

You wish for no fat fingers, then you ask for uncorruptable fat fingers? The universe collapses at the paradox of your request.

I wish for every action to be done "like no tomorrow", subjectively speaking.

Game: "Useless" superpowers

Uhm. Congrats, you're a great, actual healer and therapist. People try to deny your power as some fallacy, but your sample size is just growing by the day.

A supernatural talent in climbing. You can climb anything. Any other biological needs still apply.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, you get a thousandth of a wish. Use it as-is, and it will grant a ridiculously small version of what you asked for, or combine several part-wishes to a full one. Get collecting.

I wish for everyone to always have Bieber ringing in their ears.

Who has the longest username in the guild?

See, I wanted to use my full Internet Name^TM IntrusivePenDesperateSword, but this site wouldn't let me.