"You will fail eventually, there is not one person alive who has never fallen in defeat. It is not the defeat though that defines who you are, it is what you do afterwards that shows your true self." - Itatchi Kashi
Hello there my lovely Stalker! ;)
If your reading this than I guess you finally found me and I hope in any case your not disappointed with what you have found. Than again its okay if you are because I lack in caring, but not to worry, I make up for it with other talents! ^.^ Anyways, welcome to my little piece of the guild. My name is (wait for it)... (still waiting)... Itatchi Kashi! I know right, you would have never figured it out without my help im sure, but on the off chance you didn't need my help, you can just call me Oz or Ozi for something a bit shorter, and if your for formal names than feel free to call me Mr. Ozias. I am a 27 year old male from the good old cold ass northern state of Michigan where wearing shorts and sleeveless shirts in blizzards originated. I am a caregiver by day any by night I am whatever the hell my imagination can come up.
This might come as a truly major shock (not really) but I am (again we wait for it)... a writer! I have been writing for the majority of my whole life almost on the exception of those tender years of birth to nine. I began my writing with a story involving a Wal Mart, zombies, and a fat man upon a throne of tissue paper named Oopma Loompa and have never looked back (im not kidding, im afraid to look back at my earlier shit). I have been a member of the roleplaying community now for going on perhaps sixteen years give or take some months getting my very first taste of group roleplays on the runescape forums many years ago. Skipping over the many various roleplays I have been a part of and created (trust me the cringe is real) I have traveled the internet writing stories, holding roleplays, and going insane in real life, not necessarily in that order.
I CAN write any genre, I can play any gender, I can cook, I can clean, I can speak two languages which is English and dirty English and I am not too bad looking either if you drop your glasses. The last many years I have done fandom stories, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Harry Potter, Doom, Jurassic Park, you know whatever I get the itch for and I have arrived here at the guild to get my story on even more with you guys and gals. Insanity aside for just a moment (an I mean only a moment) below are my credentials to read at your leisure.
Genders I play: Male, Female, (Prefer male but I am versatile)
Relationships:Hetero, Bisexual, Gay, I am ok with them all
Genres I am known best in: Horror, Mystery, Action, Adventure, Romance, Fantasy
Genres I loath: Psh, bullshit, I like all genres
PG Rating: 18+ Lets face it, I get into the true nitty gritty, blood, gore, real life topics, I don't spare the rod
Suggestive situations: I am willing to have explicit scenes however I am not the best lemon writer nor do I need them to live.
Outlets: I have been known to use different outlets for writing, Google Docs is one of my mains, Discord, Email, and of course PM
I think that covers most aspects of my roleplaying personality, lord knows I probably left something out, but blah! If I can survive I am sure you all will do the same! While I am sitting here typing this out I might as well add in some of my own personal rules when it comes to roleplaying at least when it pertains to what I expect.
1. I don't do love letters to my self characters or stories, so I expect you to do the same. I do not enjoy a story where either my character or another is the most important or the story is one sides and tailored to a certain character.
2. I don't tolerate God modding of any kind. If we set a personal agreement where we control each others characters a little or so forth than fine, but don't ever assume control of my characters without permission.
3. OOC is very important to me, we can't very well do a story if we can't communicate. You don't have to shoot the fat with me if you don't want to (id prefer it) but keep in contact with me about the story.
4. Don't fight with me, if you have a problem talk with me about it but do not come at me with hostility, trust me its not a course you want to take.
5. [IMPORTANT ALERT] Do not apply to any of my stories if your going to just up and quit without even a moments notice. I will always keep your apprised of my situation and so forth. If for whatever reason you find yourself uninterested in a story we are doing than tell me so, if you gotta leave for a month than tell me, otherwise I can only assume your gone and move on. We all got lives and it comes first, we all join stories that dont end up being what we thought, just keep me informed.
6. This is not really a rule but I SWEAR, my cousin has referred to me affectionately as a "Swear Bear". Its not every other word but swearing is a very comfortable part of my speech. If vulgar language bothers you than you are officially warned.
7. [IMPORTANT ALERT] Relax and have some fun. If an atmosphere is tense than we totally can't get no writing done. I don't bite unless invited to and I will never treat you badly or disrespect you unless you feel it necessary to do so to me.
Lets see I think that covers most things so you can at least get comfortable with knowing me. I am sure at some point I will add more to this, probably a bunch of songs or sayings I like but anyways, thanks for giving this a read (that is if you actually read it... pop quiz later) and I look forward to some great stories with you guys and gals. I now leave you with another (yes another one)... another song! I love music if this doesn't become obvious your probably not paying attention...
"I hate you, I want you to know this, I hate you and your Z weed." Dave was harsh as he spoke the words, it was hard to miss the pissed tone he had. In reality his being pissed off was far greater than his tone let on, if he had his gun, he was pretty sure he would shoot the son of a bitch he was tied too. "You don't have to be so hurtful bro, like for real, the Z weed never did anything to you." Dave heard the laugh after the joke and it incited him to struggle like hell against the restraints as he scream angrily trying to free just one hand so he could smash his brother Limon. He could feel the ropes burning the hell out of him, but he didn't care, if it wasn't for his brother constantly smoking that shit they wouldn't be tied back to back butt naked in the middle of a room with a bunch of cannibal woman who eat men. "Come ooooon man, that really burns, just chill out braw." Limon spoke in an almost perfect nonchalant tone, he could feel the ropes eating into his skin and truth be told it was killing his high, Dave was always like this, the man didn't have a fun bone in his body. He soon regretted saying this though when he felt Dave's head smash into the back of his knocking his eye balls loose from his skull forcing them to spin sickeningly. "Chill out!? Are you serious!? You do realize we are naked, tied together, and about to be dinner for cannibal woman right!? Just what the hell am I going to calm down for!?" Dave was red in the face as he kept struggling against his bindings, Limon was so damn clueless when he was baked out of his mind, he was literally, LITERALLY, the only man alive who would be so high that he would have a bowl session with Z's!
"Maaaan, you just gotta look at the bright side bro, at least they are smoking hot. As far as dieing goes, being eaten by a woman with a great body sounds nice." Limon let out a stoned laugh as he thought about their fate without so much as a care in the world. Dave on the other hand was so red, he could have won the state fair as a god damn tomato. "Are you serious right now? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? You know what I hope, I hope your damn high goes away just before they eat us alive! I hope your as so down to the ground that you can taste dirt! Which is most likely going to be the case because they took all your precious Z weed when you got us captured!" Limon felt his heart sink a little as he realized that Dave was right, they had taken all his stash and even worse they were probably smoking it too without him. "You don't think they are smoking my stash do you?" There was an edge of worry in his voice, the thought of all his bud being smoked did actually fill him with a bit of dread. "I don't give a damn if they..."Dave started to speak but instead silenced himself as a thought came to mind, Limon was a hopeless stoner and the only thing he really cared about most days was keeping his high on. Perhaps that was the motivation Limon needed right now. "I don't doubt it bro, they are probably getting baked as we speak. An that stuff is getting harder to come by now and days, ugh, its so sad really, if they smoke it all than you probably won't be able to get anymore for a while." Dave spoke sounding sad and worried but in reality he was grinning wildly as he felt his brothers body tighten considerably. If there was one thing he had learned since this all began, never tell a stoner their stash is about to go up in smoke without them.
"Those hot bitches..." Limon felt a surge of adrenaline as he pictured hot chicks sitting in a circle passing his home made glass bowl about as they smoke his Z weed. No one smokes his bud, no one, no one smokes his bowl without him! Dave was close to chuckling as Limon was contemplating, it was pretty damn funny too because Limon had a special ability. Dave called it 'Weed Rage', it always happened when Limon was convinced that he wasn't going to have any bud to smoke, and it was even more potent when he was convinced someone else was the cause of it. He didn't know why he hadn't thought to do this already, after all, 'weed rage' was a weapon in itself. "No one... steals... my... bud..."it came out of nowhere but Dave felt the ropes tighten dramatically against his arms. That was it! Dave struggled as hard as he could with Limon but it just wasn't enough yet. "Yeah bro, all of them hot chicks smoking your hard earned bud! Laughing at you because you can't be there to smoke it with them." Limon screamed as he thrashed around, Dave followed suit, he could feel it, the ropes were weakening. All he needed was one more little push. "Worst of all, they are probably going back and forth calling you... Lemon." Limon's eyes went wide at the very mention of the word Lemon, how dare them, how dare they call... him... Lemon! "No one calls me Lemon... no one!" Limon spoke in an almost guttural growl as he pushed one last time with Dave in tow, without much resistance the ropes snapped loose as Dave rolled forward from his pulling momentum.
"Thats the way Limon!" Dave yelled in victory as he quickly got to his feet, he could feel the burn in his shoulders, but screw it, they were bloody free. He turned with a smile to his brother whose face was twisted in a cold fury. "Lets get those bitchs, brother." Dave gave a sardonic smile as he nodded his head in complete agreement, but first things first, they needed their gear and he knew exactly where it was.
Moments later. . .
Much better, so much better. Dave thought to himself as he placed a cigarette between his lips and lite it up taking a long much needed drag off of it. He let the smoke roll through his nostrils closing his eyes to let the vapor calm his stress. It was opportune that he had known where their stuff was, after all, when they had brought them in he had memorized the layout of the building they were in. He had seen this room on his way through and it was filled with clothes and other random door prizes so it was only logical this was where their gear was. Opening his eyes he smiled and sighed in relief as he picked up his trustful machete from the table and gave it a few swings. He than drew his attention to the tied up and gagged woman in the corner who had been guarding the room when they arrived giving her a wink. Placing the machete in its proper sheath he grabbed his leather jacket and slid it over his shoulders before grabbing his pair of desert eagles from the table and putting them in their shoulder holsters. "You got your stuff Limon??" Dave asked almost casually but quickly became flustered when he turned and saw the bowl in hand and could smell the Z weed. "Oh come on! Could you have at least waited until we escaped!?" Dave smacked his head as Limon let out a gust of smoke, whatever, there was nothing to be done about it now. The sudden alarm going off was however more than enough to bring Dave back to the reality of the situation, he chuckled to himself. "Time to go bro! Finish that hit and lets get moving!"
A hit of Z weed and a lot of running later. . .
"Come on broooo, admit it, that was fun." Limon made the remark light heartedly as Dave rolled his eyes but smiled at the remark none the less. "All right, maybe I will admit, it was, a little fun, especially when we set fire to their entire wardrobe before we left, the looks on their faces were priceless!!!!" Limon laughed hard as he clapped Dave on the shoulder, he was glad that Dave was for the most part back to his usual chipper mood. Truth be told, Dave for all his seriousness was hell of a fun guy to be with when he wasn't letting his temper get away from him. They had been together their whole lives pretty much, ever since their mom and dad got thrown in jail and they were thrown into a home. Limon was technically older than Dave by about a year however Dave was always the one who looked after him, beating up bullies, getting them out of trouble at the home, even saving Limon from a woman who was actually a man. Baked out of his mind, Limon couldn't blame Dave for being so anal sometimes, and he was glad for it all the same, even if he did ruin his high all the time. Some would say the two were so far apart in their mentalities, that it could never work but screw those people, they didn't know anything about anything.
"Lets get some leeway between us and the cannibal harem bro, I don't think they are coming after us but we should be far away all the same. After all, burning a ladies clothing is the same as committing murder" Dave laughed as he clapped an arm on Limon's shoulder whom laughed at the joke and did they same as they walked down the ever long but journey filled road.
Hello there and welcome to Z Nation! For those of you who don't know, Z Nation was a show that took place in a world ravaged by zombies, however there was one distinct difference from most zombie shows, it was funny as much as it was serious, and was filled with hilarious bullshit. Unfortunately they had their last season and for a show I loved, that was a real shot to the heart. So I have decided to open a roleplay that I hope will bring the show back to life with endless bullshit, funny situations, and off course the seriousness that brought the show together. If you have watched the show than great! If not than you are still more than welcome to join on in and get into some weird shit. That said please read on below!
As you will see, this is a jump in style roleplay. Wanting to keep with the random encounters that made the show great, you do not have to fill out any kind of bio. *BUT* what I would like you to do is supply a picture of your character with there name. Please feel free to take up a space in the character tab, post their picture and their name, and if you feel extra creative please feel free to add to their bio as the story goes along. Instead of starting with a fully made bio, we will create them as we go instead. Below is a simple format you can use above your posts, feel free to make up your own if you want!
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[centre][h2][color=orange]My Discord: Mr Ozias#5384 [/color][/h2][/centre]
[centre][h2][color=orange][b][i]"You will fail eventually, there is not one person alive who has never fallen in defeat. It is not the defeat though that defines who you are, it is what you do afterwards that shows your true self."[/i][/b][/color] [color=gold]- Itatchi Kashi[/color][/h2][/centre]
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[color=tan][b]Hello there my lovely Stalker! ;)
If your reading this than I guess you finally found me and I hope in any case your not disappointed with what you have found. Than again its okay if you are because I lack in caring, but not to worry, I make up for it with other talents! ^.^ Anyways, welcome to my little piece of the guild. My name is (wait for it)... (still waiting)... Itatchi Kashi! I know right, you would have never figured it out without my help im sure, but on the off chance you didn't need my help, you can just call me Oz or Ozi for something a bit shorter, and if your for formal names than feel free to call me Mr. Ozias. I am a 27 year old male from the good old cold ass northern state of Michigan where wearing shorts and sleeveless shirts in blizzards originated. I am a caregiver by day any by night I am whatever the hell my imagination can come up.
This might come as a truly major shock (not really) but I am (again we wait for it)... a writer! I have been writing for the majority of my whole life almost on the exception of those tender years of birth to nine. I began my writing with a story involving a Wal Mart, zombies, and a fat man upon a throne of tissue paper named Oopma Loompa and have never looked back (im not kidding, im afraid to look back at my earlier shit). I have been a member of the roleplaying community now for going on perhaps sixteen years give or take some months getting my very first taste of group roleplays on the runescape forums many years ago. Skipping over the many various roleplays I have been a part of and created (trust me the cringe is real) I have traveled the internet writing stories, holding roleplays, and going insane in real life, not necessarily in that order.
I CAN write any genre, I can play any gender, I can cook, I can clean, I can speak two languages which is English and dirty English and I am not too bad looking either if you drop your glasses. The last many years I have done fandom stories, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Harry Potter, Doom, Jurassic Park, you know whatever I get the itch for and I have arrived here at the guild to get my story on even more with you guys and gals. Insanity aside for just a moment (an I mean only a moment) below are my credentials to read at your leisure.[/b]
[b]Genders I play:[/b] Male, Female, (Prefer male but I am versatile)
[b]Relationships:[/b]Hetero, Bisexual, Gay, I am ok with them all
[b]Genres I am known best in:[/b] Horror, Mystery, Action, Adventure, Romance, Fantasy
[b]Genres I loath:[/b] Psh, bullshit, I like all genres
[b]PG Rating:[/b] 18+ Lets face it, I get into the true nitty gritty, blood, gore, real life topics, I don't spare the rod
[b]Suggestive situations:[/b] I am willing to have explicit scenes however I am not the best lemon writer nor do I need them to live.
[b]Outlets:[/b] I have been known to use different outlets for writing, Google Docs is one of my mains, Discord, Email, and of course PM
[b]I think that covers most aspects of my roleplaying personality, lord knows I probably left something out, but blah! If I can survive I am sure you all will do the same! While I am sitting here typing this out I might as well add in some of my own personal rules when it comes to roleplaying at least when it pertains to what I expect.[/b][/color]
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[color=orange][b]1.[/b] I don't do love letters to my self characters or stories, so I expect you to do the same. I do not enjoy a story where either my character or another is the most important or the story is one sides and tailored to a certain character.
[b]2.[/b] I don't tolerate God modding of any kind. If we set a personal agreement where we control each others characters a little or so forth than fine, but don't ever assume control of my characters without permission.
[b]3.[/b] OOC is very important to me, we can't very well do a story if we can't communicate. You don't have to shoot the fat with me if you don't want to (id prefer it) but keep in contact with me about the story.
[b]4.[/b] Don't fight with me, if you have a problem talk with me about it but do not come at me with hostility, trust me its not a course you want to take.
[b]5. [IMPORTANT ALERT][/b] Do not apply to any of my stories if your going to just up and quit without even a moments notice. I will always keep your apprised of my situation and so forth. If for whatever reason you find yourself uninterested in a story we are doing than tell me so, if you gotta leave for a month than tell me, otherwise I can only assume your gone and move on. We all got lives and it comes first, we all join stories that dont end up being what we thought, just keep me informed.
[b]6.[/b] This is not really a rule but I SWEAR, my cousin has referred to me affectionately as a "Swear Bear". Its not every other word but swearing is a very comfortable part of my speech. If vulgar language bothers you than you are officially warned.
[b]7. [IMPORTANT ALERT][/b] Relax and have some fun. If an atmosphere is tense than we totally can't get no writing done. I don't bite unless invited to and I will never treat you badly or disrespect you unless you feel it necessary to do so to me.
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[color=tan][b]Lets see I think that covers most things so you can at least get comfortable with knowing me. I am sure at some point I will add more to this, probably a bunch of songs or sayings I like but anyways, thanks for giving this a read (that is if you actually read it... pop quiz later) and I look forward to some great stories with you guys and gals. I now leave you with another (yes another one)... another song! I love music if this doesn't become obvious your probably not paying attention...[/b][/color]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h2"><font color="orange">My Discord: Mr Ozias#5384 </font></div></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h2"><font color="orange"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i">"You will fail eventually, there is not one person alive who has never fallen in defeat. It is not the defeat though that defines who you are, it is what you do afterwards that shows your true self."</span></span></font> <font color="gold">- Itatchi Kashi</font></div></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Cue a random song">Cue a random song [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/laG7WxFzy1Y?theme=dark" frameborder="0" width="496" height="279" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div></div><br><br><font color="tan"><span class="bb-b">Hello there my lovely Stalker! ;)<br><br>If your reading this than I guess you finally found me and I hope in any case your not disappointed with what you have found. Than again its okay if you are because I lack in caring, but not to worry, I make up for it with other talents! ^.^ Anyways, welcome to my little piece of the guild. My name is (wait for it)... (still waiting)... Itatchi Kashi! I know right, you would have never figured it out without my help im sure, but on the off chance you didn't need my help, you can just call me Oz or Ozi for something a bit shorter, and if your for formal names than feel free to call me Mr. Ozias. I am a 27 year old male from the good old cold ass northern state of Michigan where wearing shorts and sleeveless shirts in blizzards originated. I am a caregiver by day any by night I am whatever the hell my imagination can come up.<br><br>This might come as a truly major shock (not really) but I am (again we wait for it)... a writer! I have been writing for the majority of my whole life almost on the exception of those tender years of birth to nine. I began my writing with a story involving a Wal Mart, zombies, and a fat man upon a throne of tissue paper named Oopma Loompa and have never looked back (im not kidding, im afraid to look back at my earlier shit). I have been a member of the roleplaying community now for going on perhaps sixteen years give or take some months getting my very first taste of group roleplays on the runescape forums many years ago. Skipping over the many various roleplays I have been a part of and created (trust me the cringe is real) I have traveled the internet writing stories, holding roleplays, and going insane in real life, not necessarily in that order.<br><br>I CAN write any genre, I can play any gender, I can cook, I can clean, I can speak two languages which is English and dirty English and I am not too bad looking either if you drop your glasses. The last many years I have done fandom stories, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Harry Potter, Doom, Jurassic Park, you know whatever I get the itch for and I have arrived here at the guild to get my story on even more with you guys and gals. Insanity aside for just a moment (an I mean only a moment) below are my credentials to read at your leisure.</span><br><br><span class="bb-b">Genders I play:</span> Male, Female, (Prefer male but I am versatile)<br><br><span class="bb-b">Relationships:</span>Hetero, Bisexual, Gay, I am ok with them all<br><br><span class="bb-b">Genres I am known best in:</span> Horror, Mystery, Action, Adventure, Romance, Fantasy<br><br><span class="bb-b">Genres I loath:</span> Psh, bullshit, I like all genres<br><br><span class="bb-b">PG Rating:</span> 18+ Lets face it, I get into the true nitty gritty, blood, gore, real life topics, I don't spare the rod<br><br><span class="bb-b">Suggestive situations:</span> I am willing to have explicit scenes however I am not the best lemon writer nor do I need them to live.<br><br><span class="bb-b">Outlets:</span> I have been known to use different outlets for writing, Google Docs is one of my mains, Discord, Email, and of course PM<br><br><span class="bb-b">I think that covers most aspects of my roleplaying personality, lord knows I probably left something out, but blah! If I can survive I am sure you all will do the same! While I am sitting here typing this out I might as well add in some of my own personal rules when it comes to roleplaying at least when it pertains to what I expect.</span></font><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Rules for success">Rules for success [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><font color="orange"><span class="bb-b">1.</span> I don't do love letters to my self characters or stories, so I expect you to do the same. I do not enjoy a story where either my character or another is the most important or the story is one sides and tailored to a certain character.<br><br><span class="bb-b">2.</span> I don't tolerate God modding of any kind. If we set a personal agreement where we control each others characters a little or so forth than fine, but don't ever assume control of my characters without permission.<br><br><span class="bb-b">3.</span> OOC is very important to me, we can't very well do a story if we can't communicate. You don't have to shoot the fat with me if you don't want to (id prefer it) but keep in contact with me about the story.<br><br><span class="bb-b">4.</span> Don't fight with me, if you have a problem talk with me about it but do not come at me with hostility, trust me its not a course you want to take.<br><br><span class="bb-b">5. [IMPORTANT ALERT]</span> Do not apply to any of my stories if your going to just up and quit without even a moments notice. I will always keep your apprised of my situation and so forth. If for whatever reason you find yourself uninterested in a story we are doing than tell me so, if you gotta leave for a month than tell me, otherwise I can only assume your gone and move on. We all got lives and it comes first, we all join stories that dont end up being what we thought, just keep me informed.<br><br><span class="bb-b">6.</span> This is not really a rule but I SWEAR, my cousin has referred to me affectionately as a "Swear Bear". Its not every other word but swearing is a very comfortable part of my speech. If vulgar language bothers you than you are officially warned.<br><br><span class="bb-b">7. [IMPORTANT ALERT]</span> Relax and have some fun. If an atmosphere is tense than we totally can't get no writing done. I don't bite unless invited to and I will never treat you badly or disrespect you unless you feel it necessary to do so to me. </font></div></div><br><br><font color="tan"><span class="bb-b">Lets see I think that covers most things so you can at least get comfortable with knowing me. I am sure at some point I will add more to this, probably a bunch of songs or sayings I like but anyways, thanks for giving this a read (that is if you actually read it... pop quiz later) and I look forward to some great stories with you guys and gals. I now leave you with another (yes another one)... another song! I love music if this doesn't become obvious your probably not paying attention...</span></font><br><br><div class="bb-center"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/aMT5Tuw0yZk?theme=dark" frameborder="0" width="496" height="279" allowfullscreen></iframe></div><br></div>
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