IVIasterJay

Naruto: Shinjitsu no Mon

You know, I guess there wasn't any reason to rush to get my first IC post up. It just means more downtime now.

Naruto: Shinjitsu no Mon

Uchiha be pissin' everyone off since the dawn of ninja. And they just don't care.

Dreamweavers

I will have this page and all of the CSs saved, both here and in a word document in case of another "incident".

Dreamweavers

This RP is going to be the death of me, so I'm choosing to suspend this until a later date. Between RL smacking me in the face the past week and showing no sign of letting up anytime soon and my computer going haywire every time I try posting, I just don't have the time nor the attitude to breath life into this RP to the level I think it deserves of me. I'm really sorry to do this, and all of you posted really good characters that I would have loved to RP with. If / when I restart this RP, I will be sure to send each of you who posted here a PM and first dibs on spots. Thank you all and again, I apologize. I wish you all the best on your future and current RPing endeavors.

Naruto: Shinjitsu no Mon

Ezo's daughter would enjoy that scenario far too much. Poor man would never live that down.

Naruto: Shinjitsu no Mon

Was too busy planning out Ezo's blatant sexual harassment. How often will he get a chance at a girl older than him yet with the body of a young girl? The man has priorities!

Naruto: Shinjitsu no Mon

What were we talking about again...? Oh yeah, old people. I didn't mean to say they were weak or anything, if anything they are just as strong if not stronger. It's just that almost every single elderly ninja in Naruto has died for the new generation. I'm honestly expecting Onoki to die doing something absolutely, insanely, atomically OP, just like every other ninja of his time has so far. Hiruzen? Trying to kill the big bad on his own. (It was already stated that he was stronger than the previous two Hokage, so not much of an upset there.) Chiyu? Bringing the dead back to life, after fighting and defeating her prodigal pupil. FU MADARA for even being a thing! Hiruzen and Chiyo each took on opponents who were technically immortal, and both held their ground amazingly well. No doubt without Sakura's help Chiyo would have come just as close to defeating her student as Hiruzen had. What I meant was that everyone from that generation dies giving their life for Naruto's (Honestly, why? He's Deus ex Naruto, he doesn't need your help people!) You know, it might just be that everyone in general in Naruto dies doing something ridiculous and Kishi just likes letting his characters go out in blazes of glory.

So now that we have an OP old man kage, how is it unreasonable to assume he's going to go out doing something amazingly epic and OP through the roof?

Naruto: Shinjitsu no Mon

Onoki - Still waiting on him.
Hiruzen - Dead
Chiyo - Dead
Madara - F'in' Uchiha don't care about BS nonsense like dying. He gets to it when he feels like it, and not a century sooner.

Naruto: Shinjitsu no Mon

Sloth said
He's only 77?Not to mention he's (presumably) in insane shape for a person his age.Plus I think chakra would naturally lengthen one's life-span, but that's never been confirmed.

Since when do old men last long in Naruto, AU or not?

Naruto: Shinjitsu no Mon

Hopefully he doesn't die of old age before the exams get through.