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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Alright. I'll get us moving along tonight after work.
Kira Sami


So he was a bit clever. His attack on Rini spared her from the fuuma shuriken. But before Kira could land and try something else, he was already charging at her. Can he not see my weaponry? she thought as she descended. With a sharp yank on her wire, she brought her hands to the hilt of her blade. She didn't recall Ryoku saying anything about killing here. After all, accidents happen. Though she didn't plan on killing either Sho or Rini, she wanted to win. And she timed her Iaido draw to be right when Sho was upon her. Even with the attack Rini used, Kira was confident that the sheer speed of the Iaido draw would leave him in two pieces. And if that failed, the harsh yank on the wire was for a reason.

It brought the fuuma shuriken flying back toward herself. This meant that it was going to pass by Rini again, this time at her neck height. If she didn't dodge, that would equal decapitation. But alas, that would normally go right over Sho's head due to his height. But Kira figured that if he stood a chance to dodge the Iaido draw, it would be from him jumping back away from it. Right into the incoming fuuma shuriken from behind. And if he ducks... Kira still had a plan for that, but no emotion showed on her face. It wasn't that this was enjoyable as she wasn't even being pushed yet. This was simply an exercise and her squadmates were in the way of success. The moment Sho was just outside his punching range, Kira made the lightning fast draw of the blade that is Iaido.
I've actually been having a life lately. Which is weird. XD
Rika Suzu - Godaime Mizukage


It was time. The young mother let out a sigh as the door to the Mizukage Mansion closed behind her. Rika looked forward at the ANBU that were waiting for her. After taking a moment to adjust her robes and her hat, she began walking silently. The morning was still early and there was almost no business in the streets. As well, the Hidden Mist seemed to be living up to it's name. The silent trip across the village was uneventful, just as Rika anticipated. It had to be this way. Though Kimi did a good job in spreading a rumor of a diplomatic mission to their new vassal, Rika wanted to be certain it was safe.

Through the mist ahead she could see Kimi and several other men waiting. Rika knew she herself was already early, so this only meant her spymaster was even more punctual than herself. As the two groups met up, Rika stood next to Kimi and looked back at the village. "They don't suspect a thing," she confirmed, regarding their mission. "However... I expect the genin may present a problem. We will need your assistance in the sealing process, but choose an ANBU and have them stay next to the genin for the entire trip. We don't need them acting out, and chakra suppression tags can fix that if all else fails." She looked to Kimi now. "I may seem calm to you... but this is big, I'm not going to lie. Failure will be... critically damaging. Success will give us two secret weapons... I will give you further instructions on your position when we arrive."
Grade Eklispe's genin too, Roro, since you're here. :p
Something like that. XD
You still need one more GM acceptance. Kinda surprised no other GMs have responded. Signs of laziness...

Or they're all busy.

Either way, you will be assigned a squad and then you can start posting, correct. Introductions can be awkward but once that's out of the way the possibilities become much greater and more fun. Really, you can work together with someone for an intro too and make it even better.
@Eklispe: right click on the "permalink" thing on your post. Copy the shortcut from that.

@Agent: I approve. Kinda surprised we don't have any "dancers" already, but someone had to do it. XD
Katsuko Moto


The teenager did not expect Meisa to have a trap prepared, and he mentally cursed himself for not thinking that through. He tried to lift his legs to move, to test his limits, but found that it wouldn't let him. She then basically repeated herself from before, and Katsuko noticed she intentionally avoided his questions. His irises were a red color now as he glared at the Hokage's assistant. She takes me for a fool, he thought to himself. But before he could respond, another ANBU had arrived and Meisa left with them, leaving a shadow clone behind. "Tch," Katsuko grumbled as the real Meisa walked past him. He looked back over at the shadow clone, before letting out a sigh. "Well then," he began, before placing his fist over his heart. "I suppose it is my duty."
Not gonna lie: I'm totally waiting for that precise mishap to happen.
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