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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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We have a customary rule that body flicker cannot be used in combat, as a warning.
The red-haired mage raised an eyebrow with Jarvis' answer. "Oh," was all Maddox said at first as he took another glance around the guild hall. He noticed that Lazarus woke up, but that man seemed preoccupied by something so Maddox looked back to the bartender. "I'll take a drink while you update me on what's been going on. I've got time anyways." With that, Maddox sat down on the stool to his right, placing his hands on the counter for an easy balance while setting his red eyes on the bartender. "When you're done, I can return the favor by explaining what took me so long, if you'd even care to listen to it." Maddy's left hand reached into his coat pocket, withdrawing a suspiciously large wad of cash. Clearly more money than his job was worth. "We can say I got a bit sidetracked."
The plain, horse-drawn carriage made clattered to a stop outside the Phoenix Wing hall. Slowly, the door to the wooden carriage opened, revealing only one passenger. As the young, red-haired man stepped out, the middle-aged man holding the reigns on the horse spoke up to him. "Have a good day, sir," the driver spoke, tipping his hat. Maddox turned his head to look at the man, nodding his head as he reached back and closed the door to the carriage. While his previous transportation trotted off, the young man took a moment to look at his guild. He had been gone a while. What started as a delivery job turned into a slight misadventure. And in the end, he felt too lazy to Blink back and rode halfway across the country.

But now he was back.

The young man stretched, already feeling somewhat warm. Not too warm as to make him forfeit his coat, but pleasantly warm. That he was somewhere he belonged. Maddox put his hands in his pockets and let out a sigh, before walking toward the hall. Using his left foot to push the large front door open, he was mildly shocked to see how quiet and empty the hall was. A notable lack of Master Jamie, too. But Jarvis the bartender was still there. There was a new face as well, and Lazarus was asleep in a chair. But it was empty aside from that. "Hello, Jarvis," Maddox greeted, walking over to the bar but not sitting down. "Did I miss something?"
Teams need cool team names and theme songs.

Especially theme songs. And victory poses...

Anyways, I'll post before I go to sleep since I can't seem to sleep anyways. Yay!
Tomorrow morning, I'll introduce him in the IC under the pretense that he is returning from an unspecified delivery mission, and he took so long because he got lazy and decided to travel back to the guild via wagon.

Btw, it seems that there are no official teams. That's a surprise. Someone should totally make a team, just so we can at least have one. XD
Sweet. In that case, I can post him before I go to sleep. :D







Is there room for another member of Phoenix Wing here? I made a character for it, but just want to confirm before I post in case I might need to change him to be a freelancer instead.
I so broke.
Rika Suzu - Godaime Mizukage


When Chou bumped into Rika's back, the woman casually turned around to face the fallen girl. "There you are," she said rather casually, putting both her hands together. As the girl got back up and started to head over to the boat, Rika put a hand on her shoulder and stopped her. "Next time, watch where you're walking. And I know about your ability~" With that, she released the girl and simply watched as she joined her team on the boat. As Kimi approached her, Rika let out a sigh and adjusted her hat.

"Then we move. We are already behind schedule fifty seconds." A smile crept on Rika's face as she started walking with her spymaster to the boat. "When we get there, the children will immediately realize what is going on. If either act up too much, or if Mika acts up too, subdue them." The smile vanished as she spoke the less-than-friendly words. "It must all go according to plan if we don't want to lose any lives." With that brief command, the two women were on the boat with the other ANBU and Team Hayashi. "Alrighty!" Rika let out, with a slightly higher pitch than her voice normally is. "Now we set sail. It will take a few hours, but don't get too comfortable."
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