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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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The plant mage thought about what Zy said for a moment, trying to determine whether he was lying or telling the truth. After the brief pause, Mary smiled again. "If you want to have fun with your magic, just make sure you don't victimize anyone," she said simply, absolutely confident that her answer was the solution to Zy's problem. With that out of the way she looked across the guild hall. "Well if Pollux wants us to head to Blue Pegasus, we should get going. You can ride with me if you want, but if you're afraid of heights then perhaps it would be better for you to take the train." After that brief offer, Mary skipped across the guild hall and outside into Magnolia.

Once in the fresh air, she took a moment for a deep breath before holding her right hand out to her side. After a motion of lifting it upwards, a small green plant began to sprout on the ground underneath. It rapidly grew in size, shaping itself into a large magnolia leaf. The vivid green leaf continued growing until it was nearly two meters long before the stem detached from the cobblestone and it began hovering. The pedestrians in the street briefly marveled at Mary's creation as the mage herself simply sat down toward the front, letting her legs dangle off the side just above the cobblestone. Expecting Zy to be behind her, she turned her head to face him with a grin. "You comin' or not?"
The red-haired mage stopped when Damien warned him. Though it wasn't something he wouldn't expect. After all, he'd known Sasha for two years now. Before Maddox could tell Damien that he shouldn't worry, Lazarus was already on his way to talk to Sasha. Maddox let out a sigh before looking back to Damien. "I wasn't planning on calming her down," he told Damien rather simply. "But I suppose Lazarus might be able to do it anyways. Oh well." Maddox reached his hand into his coat pocket, before withdrawing a tiny red box, seemingly made of paper and only the size of a thumbnail. "While I'm talking to you, I may as well give you this." He held his hand out, offering the small cube to Damien. "I was planning on handing some of these out today. If you ever find yourself in a bind or in extreme danger, something like that, just crush the little thing. Like a distress beacon, if you will."
Sure. I'm curious enough to want to see it. Just a disclaimer that I can't accept it or anything like that though.
Well I'm here. Yes we are accepting, but I'm not a GM so I can't really answer your other question. Though I can say that I'm slightly confused by it.
This old lady, apparently named Meredith, clearly knew Pollux well. Mary watched her closely as the two elders conversed on the topic of Haven. As their conversation seemed to die down to regular chatter, Mary turned her gaze back to the master for a moment. After letting out a sigh, she closed her eyes and took a deep breath. Then her hand shot out to her side, grabbing the nearby Zy by his left ear. Though she had him in her grip, she didn't immediately yank or otherwise cause him distress. "You," she said simply, opening her eyes again. "We need to have a little talk." Now came the pulling.

Rather than letting go and assuming Zy would follow her, Mary simply started walking away from the bar area while maintaining her grip on his ear. After finding a relatively open space to stand by the job board, where there was notably very few people, Mary released the younger boy. "I noticed what you did earlier with that girl and your outburst toward Ben," Mary started, sounding like she was about to lecture him. "That seems like rather odd behavior. Something else is bothering you." Now she crossed her arms over her chest and looked him in the eyes. "Care to tell Mary? Or are you going to keep it to yourself and keep acting strange?"
The captain had a strategy for obtaining the loot. That was to be expected. If the captain of a ship couldn't even come up with a plan on his or her own, then they wouldn't deserve to be captain. Kin expected Yuriko to be that prepared for the endeavor because of this. However, the plan didn't exactly cover for wild variables such as a rapid Navy response. Or perhaps, by being near asteroid, their own ship could be prone to danger. Kin let out a sigh and brushed some of her silver hair out of her face. It would be better to simply keep that to herself than try to lecture the captain and force her to account for such things.

"Very well. I'll provide a report on our present cargo and cargo space in ten minutes," Kin announced, giving the young captain a bow. As she stood upright, the amusing thought drifted through her mind of how silly it was she bowed to everyone in the ship. Had her royalty status not been revoked, she would've never bowed to such people. But alas she was on their level now, if not lower for being cast out by her own family. Turning around with her eyes on the notepad, Kin bumped into the invisible Ghost. Letting out a yelp of surprise, Kin made sure to compose herself quickly before picking up her pace to leave the room. Only she was now leaving far more flustered than she originally was, as she believed she had almost tripped over nothing rather than believing she ran into an invisible person.
Before the conversation could go much further, Lazarus burst into the guild hall and brought some kind of storm of arguing along with him. Though Maddox's back was to the yelling that occurred, he remained quiet and listened intently. After Sasha finished with her yelling, the red-haired mage let out a sigh. "Only three months..." he muttered to himself as he closed his eyes. "Excuse me a moment James." He opened his eyes as he calmly stood up from his seat and approached Lazarus and Damien. Though it seemed the two reconciled, or were about to, Maddox placed his hands on their shoulders and moved closer, effectively interrupting them.

"Listen," he whispered, making sure only those two could hear him. After taking a brief pause to make sure they were both listening, he continued. "Everyone is a bit on edge and nervous. That's to be expected. Lazarus, you're a long-time veteran here like me. Damien, you're a symbol of strength. Members like us need to rise to the occasion for everyone else, if you understand me." Maddox took a pause to look around the guild hall for a moment. With that, he removed his hands from their shoulders and continued whispering. "Today is just like any other day." After letting out a sigh, he ran a hand through his hair and looked at the ceiling. Using his other hand, he removed the cigarette from his mouth for a brief moment to blow smoke upwards. After replacing it, he looked back at the two. "I'll talk to her," he spoke up, now at a normal volume. With that, Maddox walked around the two and headed toward the stairs.
I'll try to get a post up today.
The red-haired mage let out a sigh at James' idea of reading the books some day. "No can do," Maddox said first. "Those books are gone." To elaborate what he meant by gone, Maddox made a fist and flicked his fingers out rapidly. A gesture similar in appearance to an explosion. "I'd love to have kept reading them." The serious expression vanished and the grin was back. "But oh well. Such is life. Plenty of books in shelves. Hell, we might even have some books on rare magic in our own archive. But I haven't been down there in a loooong time. Kinda scary with all the cobwebs." Chuckling at his own joke, Maddox stretched his arms and put his hands behind his head. "But you want to learn more about Paladin Magic? Is it that you want to learn its history or have you not mastered it yet?"
I'm on board with that plan.
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