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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai


"Nine hundred ninety-eight, nine hundred ninety-nine, one thousand..." Unlike her usual attire, Hana wore grey sweatpants and a white t-shirt, tucked under her pants to keep it under control. Her long pink hair was tied into a bun, held with two chopsticks in a cross pattern. Most importantly: she was upside-down, her feet in the air and only supporting her body with her left arm on the ground. After her final push-up, Hana brought her legs down and slowly stood upright, letting out a sigh of relief.

Once on two feet, she wiped some sweat from her brow. Her exercise regimen was always considered intense, even "crazy" by some, and it always did a good job at tiring her and expending some extra energy. With the exercises completed, Hana had no need to keep her hair tied up and out of the way, so she removed the chopsticks and let her hair down. Despite being a satisfactory warm-up, her expression didn't show any signs of satisfaction. If anything the Lamia Scale paragon seemed depressed and distracted. She looked down at her left hand and flexed her fingers a few times.

After staring at them for a moment, she clenched her fist and brought it down to her side. "I may need to double my training..." Hana muttered to herself, walking to the door of her bedroom. Like most members of Lamia Scale, Hana lived in her own apartment at their boarding house. Her room was surprisingly plain, but also fairly clean. The bedroom merely had a bed and a nightstand with a lamp on it, not even a clock or calender or a window to liven it up. The walk-in closet was the only stand-out thing about the room, and even then it merely contained clothes.

Walking into her living room, Hana looked up at the calender on the wall near the kitchen (which was surprisingly devoid of cooking utensils). It had been a week now since the battle at Augustine Town. Jeanne had recovered and Annabeth was still at Lamia Scale. Hana was initially upset that Anna might take another long job, but so far she had settled back down at the guild. While things had calmed down, Hana has been busy. She had always trained fairly often, keeping a routine to stay sharp. But lately she has been training every day, spending every morning exercising her body and perfecting her skills.

Her pink eyes floated away from the calender and over to her living room. There was no couch or chair to sit on, but a simple yet comfortable mat on the floor. The pink-haired samurai sat down with her legs crossed and placed her elbows on her knees. With the fingers on her hands interlocked with each other at the center of her position, Hana closed her eyes and took a deep breath. The room around her began to fade away, leaving her in a white space devoid of distractions. There was a moment of silence as she could properly meditate, but the sound of two katanas clashing and a brief image of her father appeared before her.

When she slowly opened her eyes, Hana found that she was only in her room. A glance at the clock confirmed she only managed ten seconds of meditation before being distracted. "I can't concentrate..." she confessed to herself, giving up and standing from her position. "I'll try again tonight." With that resignation Hana returned to her room and returned moments later, fully dressed and ready to take on the day.

Some time later, Hana walked into the Lamia Scale guild hall. Unlike her depressed state before, a smile was already upon her face. Her infamously pleasant nature had to be maintained, even if something was bothering her. Several people waved and greeted the Last Samurai, to which she returned the kindness before moving on to find Lyon. "Lyon-sama," Hana greeted. "Have you seen Jeanne? I wanted to check in with her and see how she's doing before I take a job today." The pink-haired woman also began to wonder where Annabeth was, as she also wanted to see her. It'd been over six years since she left, there was so much to talk about.

Stacy Kaiser - White Tiger


The red-eyed, pale woman looked at the profiles of her targets. She swirled the glass of wine in her hand as she examined the targets. A smirk formed on her face and her eyes went back up to Kyou. "Of course I can capture them," she proclaimed, bringing the glass to her lips. Unlike the sophisticated manner she seemed to be displaying, Stacy proceeded to drink the entire glass in one gulp. With a pleasured sigh, she looked back to Kyou.

"I don't need reinforcements. Not if they're in the north. That environment favors me, and if they're close to my hometown then I have a good advantage of knowing the lay of the land." Her free hand began twirling her long, white hair as she spoke. "If this information is accurate, it'll be a breeze. Piece of cake. Sons of bitches will be in custody within three days... Even faster if..." Stacy almost mentioned Kyou's ability to teleport other people, but she knew the queue wouldn't be necessary. It seemed as if Kyou enjoyed teleporting Stacy around as it is, so this would work to her bold claim's advantage.

Ajax Thera - Councilman - Hellmouth


Over the past week, Ajax had made sure to give Aiden and Oriel a mixed bag of training regimens. Each and every one, of course, being incredibly arduous and exhausting. From physical conditioning to pushing their magic to the limit. But today he wanted to do something different. Ajax waited at the base of the ladder to the outside, having already had his simple breakfast and prepared for a day of training. Once Aiden and Oriel were prepared, they would inevitably find him waiting in the only hallway the base had.

"As Magus Hunters," Ajax began, crossing his arms over his chest. "You are expected to be strong, to defeat many dark mages, most likely at the same time. But you are also expected to be smart, to track down these evil men and potentially outwit opponents that would otherwise be too dangerous to take on." His yellow eyes went over Aiden and Oriel. "I sent the request several days ago and your target arrived last night. A convicted criminal and former master of a dark guild. I gave him a very simple task."

"I told him that if he kills the two of you, he will be released from prison." Ajax looked up the ladder towards the hatch that led to the desert. "He is a strong mage, but his real danger comes from his craftiness. And the environment here suits him well, being he is a sand mage." Now his gaze went down to Aiden and Oriel again. "He's had several hours to prepare for the two of you. I know he didn't run, because he isn't foolish enough to attempt crossing this desert without supplies. There may be traps, he may be waiting far from the base in order to wear you down with travel. In all likelihood he will ambush you. In addition to his own knowledge of combat, I gave him a basic ideas of what you two are capable of."

The large man paused now, to give the recruits some time to comprehend what he just said. "Your objective is to recapture him and survive. Your foe is strong, cunning, and has a homefield advantage of sorts. A comparable position you will find many future enemies having, so it will be a good experience. Due to the extra-dangerous nature of this training, I will supervise and only intervene if you two fail completely. I don't intend to let you two die, simply because I don't intend to let this man go free, but grievous injuries you may receive will certainly affect your future performances."

Now Ajax stepped out of the way of the ladder. "By now you two understand the law and the rules of the Magus Hunters fairly well. Depending on how this goes, you may not need much more entry training. Aiden, Oriel. You are close to becoming Magus Hunters, but you are still only recruits. Don't let small or petty things distract you from your goal. His name is Claudius, commonly known as The Pharaoh. He's the only living thing out there aside from you two, so I shouldn't need to explain what he looks like. You can go when you please, though the longer you take formulating a strategy from the safety of the base, the more time Claudius sets up traps or comes up with his own strategies to handle the two of you."

Piper Hatfield - Ms. One Shot


-to be added later-
A crew is hunting pink haired mages? I hope for their sake they don't target Hana. XD
I'll be posting in a bit. Gonna take a shower first. I'm kind of a slow poster so it'll probably be an hour or so.
Should I start using colors more often in my posts, to make dialogue easier to read? I had been reserving color for magic and attacks, to add epicness, but constantly using bold rather than color is starting to bother me. What do you guys think?
I suppose since there has been a one week timeskip, Aiden and Oriel would've received some training by now...
And posted. Fucking magic.

I also came to a conclusion: 75% of the time I spend writing posts, I actually spend finding and listening to songs on Youtube without actually typing anything. Hmm...
Ajax Thera - Councilman - Hellmouth


The large Dragon Slayer was quick to face Aiden when he popped out of the ground behind him. The pellets were easy to dodge for the most part, given how small they were. The quantity of them, however, kept it from being too easy. Trails of steam notably rose from several spots along Ajax's body, from where they had struck him. One had even hit his chestplate, boring a hole and exposing his skin. But the skin itself only seemed slightly red if anything, certainly not blasted through like the armor.

"Throwing drops of water?" Ajax wondered aloud, mostly to himself. "Surprisingly effective..." The Wizard Saint watched Aiden gain some distance and begin powering up another attack. His yellow eyes fixed on him, as if he was reading into Aiden's mind and soul. The amount of magic he was putting into it was tremendous, likely impossible to replicate without the power of Dragon Force. Ajax adjusted his position, taking a defensive combat stance. Aiden's explanation for his belief, for his attempt at defeating Ajax, was heard, but no response was given. Ajax only maintained silence as the spear of ice was completed.

It was only when Aiden charged that Ajax reacted. "Lava Dragon's Magma Armor," he calmly said, holding both his hands forward with the intention of blocking the incoming attack. His entire body, even his head, became encased in a thin layer of lava with thick rock plating floating over it, giving Ajax the appearance of a black and orange monster. The spearhead was caught in his hands and the attack was halted perfectly, with the Saint losing no ground. Before he could counterattack, however, Aiden unleashed the second part of his spell.

The powerful, dragon-shaped blast overcame Ajax and forced him backwards. His feet skidded across the ground as he was pushed back by the power of Aiden's attack. By the time he managed to regain his footing and halt this attack, the blast of ice encased him, far away from the battlefield. After a second or two of silence, the Saint smashed the ice around him and stood upright to survey the damage. The power of the attack was impressive, and certainly caught him off guard. But as the Magma Armor around Ajax's head slid out of the way, allowing him to appear human again, he began stretching his shoulders.

"That was... more than I expected," he admitted. After the Magma Armor began dripping off his body, Ajax jumped back towards the group, clearing the distance in a single bound. He landed directly in front of Aiden and stood upright. His armor that he had been wearing the whole time was clearly damaged, with several holes and the edges now tattered. The man himself, however, seemed hardly inconvenienced. "Your determination is admirable," Ajax told him, not making any efforts to help Aiden up. "But I am not an opponent that can be defeated with simple determination."

At this point, Oriel finally got up and began growing hysterical over Aiden's condition. Perhaps his earlier guess that they were in a relationship was correct after all. As she knelt beside the fallen Dragon Slayer, Ajax stood over the two with a particularly intimidating stance. His shadow was large enough to cover the two of them, and the only feature they could see from the silhouette was his yellow eyes. "You don't seem to understand your position," Ajax started, his voice seeming slightly more scary than before. "We are the only living things for hundreds of miles. There are no doctors, no nurses."

"Every mistake made out here comes with a dangerous price. Any injuries that cannot be remedied with first aid will not be remedied. Any sickness contracted will go without medicine. And what you will soon learn is that for every rule broken you will have three days of rations revoked. The possibility of death doesn't come from me or any other external source. Your lives can only continue if you two have the will. Otherwise this desert will become your graves."

With his foreboding speech concluded, Ajax looked back to Kyou. He gave her a nod before turning his attention back to Aiden and Oriel. "He's simply exhausted. After exhibiting so much magical power, it would only make sense that his body can't keep up once the magic is gone. He should be on his feet by tomorrow. Or rather: he better be." Ajax put his right hand on his left shoulder and rotated it a few times. "My body is a bit sore from that last one, but I'll be in operating capacity in no time. As for you..." The Saint remembered the blow he dealt her.

"I aimed low so I wouldn't break your ribs. Every human is different, so it is possible I failed. I suppose we'll see if you are able to train tomorrow morning or not. Though do take care to remember this... any training session missed will count as breaking the rules. Three days of food and water will be taken as punishment. Speaking of punishment..." Ajax walked away from the recruits and faced Kyou. "I noticed you used your teleporting magic. I'm assuming it was on Stacy. Will she be back in time to begin training tomorrow or will she only step in once my training has been completed?"

Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai


The pink-haired woman's eyes widened in surprise as she turned to face Yunin. "He dodged?" she spoke to herself, sounding genuinely bewildered. His arm had been sliced through, indicating that her attack would've surely done him in. Aside from the fact he managed to avoid the brunt of it. Her moment of shock left her vulnerable to the counterattack, and the blast of wind knocked Hana back several meters though she did land gracefully on her feet.

"Nobody's ever dodged that attack before..." she mumbled to herself, still clearly distraught that her attack had failed. A pain came from her chest, causing Hana to instinctively take one of her hands off her blade and clutch at her heart. "That..." Before she could delve further into shock, the blitz of arrows from a familiar mage snapped Hana back to reality. Her fighting instinct returned and Hana moved back to keep her distance from Yunin, stopping next to Annabeth in a smooth slide.

"Anna-san," the Last Samurai greeted, bringing her free hand back to the hilt of her blade. "You picked a good time to return!" Despite the power of Annabeth's archery magic, it seemed that Yunin took no damage. "This is a tough one..." Hana took a new stance, crouching low with her left leg out to her side and holding the blade horizontally above her head. She closed her eyes again, trying to concentrate. But no matter how hard she tried to isolate herself and Yunin in the world around her, she simply couldn't. Her earlier failure still haunted her.

Her closed eyes notably twitched in pain, but she remained in her stance. "We can try-..." Hana stopped herself, hearing Yunin begin to vomit and feeling his magic lose pace momentarily. She finally opened her eyes, slowly getting out of her stance while Yunin's body was destroyed from the inside-out, with help from a miraculously recovered Sairis Ward. The rain that Yunin had brought hardly lasted a few seconds as a result, and it seemed that whatever realm they were in finally was broken.

In a matter of seconds the battle had been won. While others may have taken the opportunity to relax or possibly celebrate, Hana was clearly not in an upbeat mood. The sword in her hand vanished in a flash of light and she faced away from her comrades. A darkness hung over her for a few seconds as she looked back on the day. "I was useless..." she muttered to herself. Her left hand slowly started moving to her chest, but Hana was snapped out of her daze by the sound of someone singing.

The pink-haired woman turned to face Anna, watching with quiet curiosity as her elder sang to the unconscious Jeanne in order to open a locket kept on Jeanne's person. This seemed to rapidly assist in healing her, as if it simply reversed the effects of her own magic. Hana was mesmerized by the display, though her attention soon drifted away. As Jeanne woke up and greeted Annabeth, Hana faced away from her fellow Lamia Scale members and sat down on the ground.

With her legs crossed, she propped her elbows on her knees and held up her jaw with her hands. The pink-haired woman let out a sigh as she looked over at the deteriorated body of Yunin. Her pink eyes were clearly sad, but her expression was otherwise hard to read. "... Did we really win?" she spoke, her voice sounding much more calm than a few minutes before, but notably more depressed than one would expect from her. With a sigh she closed her eyes and let the world melt around her. She wanted to meditate, to clear her head. But this state only lasted a few seconds before a grimace formed on her lips and she opened her eyes. "We didn't..."

Stacy Kaiser - White Tiger


Her red eyes only glared at Gwen. "Hilarious..." Stacy remarked at the joke, her voice clearly layered with poison. With a huff, she turned away from her fellow Ice Make mage. "There's no point," Gwen began, holding one of her hands out in a gesture. "Even I can see that we aren't on that thing's league. Thankfully there are a few people here that are, and it's better to not get in their way." Almost on queue with her words, the realm they were in began to shatter and the fight with Yunin concluded.

Stacy turned to face Gwen again, an angry expression on her face. "I still hate you, you know," she said rather bluntly, crossing her arms again and taking a harsher tone. "I just have better sense than to kill you over the past. I would just love to rough you up some more... but that changes nothing. Picking on you was always easy, but never satisfied anything." She closed her eyes and let out a sigh, slowly tapping her right foot now. "I'm too sober for this... I feel like my head is about to explode."

Piper Hatfield - Ms. One Shot


Finally, it was all over. The bespectacled sniper leaned against one of the buildings of Augustine Town, a notably refreshing environment compared to the hellish version of it they were in before. "Wow..." she let out, looking up the sky. "I was not prepared for this... I wasn't prepared at all." Piper looked back to the time she joined Harpy's Wing. Back then she thought it would be a fun experience where she could master her skills and make friends.

This, however, was entirely different. Demons, illusions, gods, evil. Piper knew that she enjoyed any excuse to shoot at things, but things like this were not in the gameplan. In fact, if several S-class mages hadn't shown up she would probably dead, along with the others that opted to go to Augustine Town. And on top of it all... "I missed my shot on that jerk," Piper exclaimed, sounding more surprised than angry. She adjusted her glasses a bit, as they had begun to slide down her nose. "Oh man... everyone's gonna make fun of me now... I guess I should regroup with everyone..."
Alrighty, now I can sit down and write up a post.
Niti is in Lamia. He's joined since Anna left, so they wouldn't know each other.
Oriel's gonna be a bit disheartened when I post later. >:D
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