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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Saying KoL has park duty almost makes it sound like it's a community service job to pick up litter or something.

EDIT: Also, if Odelia spoke up she could've hitched a ride from Lucille to the temple. Unless cars aren't her thing.
Immortality is the new craze.
Lucille Renfield


Ellie's response to Lucille's request was met with lighthearted laughter. "Ah, sweetie, you need not be so humble with me," she remarked, reaching her hand in her purse to withdraw money. She wasn't familiar with Yen pricing just yet but had a fairly good grasp. It didn't matter either way as she took the glass of chardonnay and slipped a tight wad of ten thousand yen into Ellie's hand in the same motion. Before she could enjoy her drink, however, Aria had come joined the other Chasers and presented each of them a doughnut, including Lucille. With her free hand she briefly inspected it before taking a single bite without complaint. She didn't really need to eat it, just like how Aria didn't, but it at least tasted like a sweet treat. After finishing the pastry she was about to enjoy her drink when the dark-haired girl responded shyly.

"Kaede, yeah? Don't be so nervous, child. I'm not going to eat you or anything," Lucille assured her, before taking a sip of her fancy alcohol. She had always had a taste for fine dining but was a lightweight for most her life. Until she became a vampire, that is. Now she could drink all the wine she wanted without ever getting drunk or hungover. After enjoying her sip, she answered Kaede's question. "I hadn't seen you around before and I have a bad habit of wanting to know about people. I do apologize for being so obtuse about it." She flashed the girl a toothy grin, once again revealing her fangs, before going back to drinking her glass of chardonnay. She kept silent as Aria and Ellie explained the situation at hand. This Cataloger fellow seemed like he wouldn't be much of a problem. Lucille wasn't familiar with him, as she has only been a vampire for a year and been familiar with the Chasers for even less, but apparently he would require multiple Chasers to handle.

But he wasn't the only problem at hand in Sonomachi tonight. One particular issue caught Lucille's interest more-so than the rest. "Children forming gangs?" she mentioned to herself quietly between two sips of her drink. "That isn't acceptable." With one final sip she had emptied the glass and set it back on the counter. When Ellie would return to get the glass she would speak up. "I will go to the Setsuna Temple," Lucille announced, standing up from her seat. "I've only ever had to spank my children three times, so I'm sure I can take care of the kids without hurting them. They simply need a little help." The vampire slung her purse over her shoulder and adjusted it to a comfortable position. Before she would head out the door, however, she would stop and give Aria a smile and wave. Despite actually appearing younger than Lucille, Aria was a much more experienced vampire. She had initially helped Lucille get accustomed to her new abilities and even taught her the fundamentals to using magic. She had respect for Aria, and considering she looked like an adolescent she also thought Aria was quite cute. "If the Cataloger shows up just give me a call, but I'll settle the teenagers down at that temple first."
So my hard drive is slowly but surely dying, so I've ordered a new one that'll get here by Thursday. My computer still runs right now, barely, so I'll try to stay active during the next few days. If it fully dies during that time I'll still be able to read posts via my old iPod but posts won't resume until the new hard drive is installed.

My computer is four years old, I guess it was about time it needed an upgrade.
On Patrol


It was just as he had predicted. Boring. Patrols rarely saw any action because people tended to actively avoid committing crimes when they knew there were Capes in the vicinity. Especially PRT Wards. If there were no bad guys to handle then how could Chroma make himself look good? He had already resigned himself to low expectations, but at least Scarlet was accompanying him so he wasn't completely bored. He had someone to talk to, though he probably would talk to himself if she wasn't there. He seemed to be less vigilant and more talkative, hardly looking anywhere but forward unlike his partner. "So that's why the modern American doesn't appreciate the value of studio art as much as they did back in the-"

"Alarm. I'll check."

The interruption worked, prompting Chroma to shut up and turn around. He didn't even hear the bank alarm until Scarlet brought it up. "Ah, so we get to be first responders," he remarked to himself, deliberately pausing a moment to let Scarlet get ahead of him and lead him properly to the source of the alarm. She was much more mobile than he was anyways, being able to leap and bound over the rooftops while he was forced to run along on the ground at the speed of a normal human. It wasn't until she contacted him over the radio earpiece he had that he had a good grasp of the situation. "A bank, you say?" Chroma responded into the radio, chuckling to himself over the irony of his earlier gripes. "I guess it's about time for me to paint us a picture, wouldn't you say?"

He wasn't as quick as Scarlet but Chroma was still able to make it at a decent speed, arriving in front of the bank with the alarms still blaring. There was already a small crowd starting to gather outside it, rubber-neckers trying to see what was going on. And with the arrival of the costumed heroes it became apparent that a robbery actually was taking place. "Alright, Scarlet," Chroma began to talk, running his hand through his hair again and taking a relaxed posture with his body. "Let's get the civilians out of here so I can work my magic. I can't make any art if there are innocent people who might get in the way." He made a spinning motion with his free hand before bringing both together in front of his chest. "First thing's first, I need to prepare a canvas."

The entire bank before them suddenly turned white. All the colors had been completely over-ridden by Chroma's power. The floors, the walls, the ceilings, the desks, the plants, the furnishings, everything had changed to pure white. The people inside, their clothes, and any glass remained unaltered. The new building before them appeared almost surreal in this blank state, but this change actually made it much easier for Chroma and Scarlet. Any movements would be easy to see. There was no way to hide or blend in. This blank canvas would make identifying and targeting enemies that much simpler. "Alright. Now I can make a masterpiece out of this crook." A cocky smirk took Chroma's face as he stepped towards the bank, holding open the front door for the rest of the civilians inside to flood out before he and Scarlet would enter. Surely his entrance wouldn't go unnoticed by the man in the vault, as even there all the colors had changed. There was no question about whether or not a Cape was in the area. "We shall arrest this criminal," Chroma declared to Scarlet, "and we shall do it with style."
If my computer wasn't acting up I'd make fun of you.
So my computer seems to be having hard drive troubles. I'm trying to get everything solved but I might have difficulty with activity for a few days.
Lucille Renfield


The day started out as it usually would. Lucille woke up at six, in the afternoon, with the blaring of her alarm clock. Her "morning" routine was very similar to that of normal people who would wake up twelve hours prior, except she didn't pour herself any bowls of cereal. She didn't really need to eat, after all. At least not food like that. The Renfield family home back in Britain was an extravagant mansion that properly reflected their status in the world economy, but the hotel suite that Lucille had purchased in Sonomachi was bounds from that decadence. Granted it was rather high-class and largely unaffordable for the working class it was still a much more humbling place to live than she had spent the past twenty years. There was only two bedrooms and one bathroom, for example, and the kitchen was separated from the dining room only by a bar-like counter. The modern furnishings helped ease some of these drawbacks, but considering she lived alone and rarely had guests it didn't matter much.

Lucille spent her "morning" rather lazily, watching the news on the TV and solving Sudoku puzzles. She had to wait for the sun to set before she could step outside after all. This time was perfect for practicing her Japanese. At least understanding it, anyways. She had only been living in this city for less than a year and was still largely unaccustomed to the Japanese way of life. Likewise she was having difficulty with the language, largely in terms of reading it since kanji were so unlike the alphabet. Lucille could speak Japanese to a certain degree thanks to her immersion, but her European accent doesn't make it sound fluent in the least. It was much easier for her to learn English, all those decades ago, but she enjoyed the challenge anyways. Learning a new language is fun to her. Or perhaps not fun but it gives her something to do.

The light outside had begun to dim down significantly when the silver-haired woman heard a familiar voice in her head. "Ah, that was Aria," she mentioned aloud. She had managed to finish two of the puzzles in her Sudoku book today so there would be no regrets in putting the book away for now. After clicking off the TV and fetching her umbrella and sunglasses, Lucille was ready to leave. It wasn't exactly dark outside just yet, but the sun had set low enough to allow her to safely go outside. After putting on her rectangular shades and a scarf she stopped at the door to grab her purse from the nearby table and to press a button for some kind of intercom. "I'm heading out," she spoke into the microphone and then let off the button. Now it was time to leave. The elevator ride to the lobby was uneventful and nobody else called for it.

Her heels clacked along the tile floor of the lobby towards the glass wall that served as the entrance and exit. She could already see her black luxury sedan pulling up to the car bay, courtesy of the hotel's valet. A young man, couldn't have been older than a teenager, stepped out of her vehicle and held the keys out for Lucille when she approached. "Arigato," Lucille thanked him, attempting to mask her Czech accent but failing miserably. The teen valet smiled innocently before responding. "You're welcome, Miss Renfield." Well now she had embarrassed herself because the boy knew English just fine. Most people might feel awkward about the exchange but instead Lucille stopped and started laughing. She even playfully gave the boy a pat on his shoulder. "I'm so sorry, child. Thank you." She was still laughing to herself as she threw her closed umbrella into the passenger seat and set her purse next to it. It wasn't until she got in the car and closed the door did she calm down. That was embarrassing. He was a good sport about it.

The drive to the Dangeki was uneventful. Lucille had forgotten her gun in the glovebox the other day and she moved it to her purse, but otherwise it was a boring ride with only the J-Pop playing on the radio to add atmosphere. The cafe that the local Chasers used as a base of operations was one that Lucille had to take some time to get used to. She was never too big on the "hip" fads like cosplaying that the Dangeki was eager to cater to, but she was a big fan of alcoholic drinks so she has since grown to be accepting of the strange people that frequent the place. After parking her car in front of the cafe she made sure to lock it and bring her purse inside with her. Lucille already knew that she wouldn't be the only one responding to Aria's message, but she was surprised that she was one of the first few to arrive. There weren't any normal patrons but there were a few Chasers that had already arrived. As well there was an unfamiliar girl with red eyes. But Lucille didn't focus on her too much.

"Ah, Luciel," the woman was quick to greet the other European sitting at the bar, placing both her hands on his shoulders from behind. Due to their accents it was quickly discovered that they pronounced their names almost identically, which Lucille found amusing and thus took a liking to the young boy. "That is iced tea, no? That is a drink for noon, not the evening." She gave him a smile, inadvertently revealing her fang-like canines in the process, before releasing her grip on the young man and turning her attention to the lady behind the counter. "House chardonnay, please." She took a seat at the counter next to Luciel and took a look around the Dangeki. Lucille had always been good at remembering people so she was curious who had arrived so far. There was Jun, a schoolboy who liked cartoons (or "anime" as he refers to it, but Lucille can't tell the difference), who was sitting at the counter as well. Then there was the Chinese boy, Rui-Ling, who was actually almost three times Lucille's own age, as well as the girl who had tattoos and wore a military vest, Katherine, but she was being anti-social and sitting by herself. The only other person she recognized here was the red-head messenger boy, Kazuki. "Ah, I do not recognize this young lady," Lucille spoke up, leaning back so she could look behind the backs of the others to look at the dark-haired girl with red eyes. "Would you mind telling me your name? I am Lucille Renfield, but you may call me Lucy if you wish."
solo is bad though, so it'll depend mostly on my discretion.
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