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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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I'm going to assume that Gerontis never explained anything about my absence and I don't have the time to read up on everything yet so...

I'm back!

But seriously, the story goes that I've been using a (badass) TV as a computer monitor for a long time now. Well, the TV suddenly decided to stop working. So that kinda screwed me good because I had no way of using my computer (or my PS3, but that's irrelevant right now). I hadn't managed to replace it so far, but I got a hold of a temporary replacement. Even so, it's good enough for me to use so I'm going to spend the next couple days catching up. I apologize to all those inconvenienced by my sudden absence, and since I don't know if it was announced or not that I didn't just fall off the face of the Earth... well now I know it's been announced that I didn't fall off the face of the Earth.
That statement is true.
I've been here, but felt skeptical about posting again so soon. Don't want it to look like a pure back-and-forth.
Waki Sanosuke


The old jonin commander was sleeping when the orders arrived. Though that didn't last long as the ANBU forced him awake by obnoxiously shouting at him. With a swiftly placed panic-punch to the ANBU, Waki realized he wasn't back in the Shinobi World War and sat upright in his bed. The ANBU picked himself up off the floor and went over it again. "The Raikage requires your immediate presence. He says you two have urgent matters to discuss," he explained. Realizing what was going on, Waki began laughing and gave the ANBU a pat on the shoulder. "Sorry about punching you there. I will be in his office in a few minutes."

To his promise, he was dressed in his flashy formal wear and was out the door in less than two minutes. This left him hungry for breakfast, but he can always eat later. For a man of his age, he always surprised himself with how fit he is and what he can do, for he made the journey across Kumogakure in less than a minute. After stopping at the door, the eclectic Waki Sanosuke recomposed himself and entered Takeru's office. "You caught me napping," he joked, before laughing at his own joke. "What is this urgency I have been told of?"
Oh, I know. I'm very well aware of how this is going down. x3
Nori Osamu - Team 5 Leader


Though he didn't turn around to look, he could hear his students interacting behind him. A small smirk formed on his face. Two of them seemed to be the energetic types, and the third was undoubtedly semi-reserved. Probably excitable as well. The sound of water behind him let Nori know that Kumori had performed some water technique to start the exercise off. Wasting no time, he thought to himself, before performing a quick string of handseals. Upon turning around, he saw the water clone Kumori coming at him through the air and Kumori a little ways behind running directly at him.

A small grin formed on his face. "This is an exercise on more than just personal ability," he noted aloud, before putting his hand in his shuriken pouch. In one quick motion, he threw a bunch of shuriken at the water clone. However, as each one flew through the air, they all let off an incredibly bright shine. Almost blinding to look at, and certainly disorienting. It would be difficult to pinpoint precise locations for dodging or blocking. And while that group flew toward the incoming water clone, Nori repeated the motion and threw another handful at Kumori himself, the shuriken also taking the dazzling brightness of the first batch. He figured he wouldn't kill the kid, but knew that if any of his students got hurt too severely he could just stop the exercise.
That's suspicious, Chris thought to himself as the teacher accepted his challenge. The way he worded everything seemed off. He figured Adams would be a tough opponent, but so far it would seem he may have underestimated him. But it was too late to back out now. And win or lose, it would certainly be an experience. Though I really don't want to lose... Chris smirked. "One second," he said, before withdrawing a Pokeball with a pink dot on it. After tapping the release button, a Jigglypuff appeared at his feet. With that, his Jigglypuff and Wartortle began to interact but Chris knelt down and interrupted the two. "Okay now, Jigglypuff. You stay back and watch. Pay attention to everything that happens and next time I'll let you battle. Got it?" he spoke to her. Her big eyes widened at the thought of getting to battle. "Jigglypuff!" it agreed, before bouncing backwards and landing on one of the desks.

With that settled, Chris stood up and took some steps back himself. His Wartortle asserted a fighting stance. The Lucario before him seemed daunting, but the Wartortle wasn't afraid. "Alright, now I'm ready," Chris said, before raising his hand dramatically and pointing it at the Lucario. "Wartortle! Use Water Pulse!" he commanded, taking the initiative. The smaller Pokémon drew its head back briefly, before thrusting forward. From his mouth spewed a highly focused stream of water, aimed directly toward the opposing Lucario.
For some reason that is always something to be proud of. No sarcasm. I made top comment on an E3 IGN video and was super pumped for like two whole days because of it.
You can, however, create your own blade and have renowned skills. But for the Swordsmen themselves... tis a no-go.
Dem asteroids tho.
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