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@aspie3000 I like 'em. I would thrash him about. Joker-eque, imo.
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7 yrs ago
Everyone knows CHARISMA is the best stat
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i have recieved a total of 69 likes on all my posts life only goes downhill from here
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When the 3 of the role plays you join all die within 2 weeks (Simple Plan plays in the distance)
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"You've made your last mistake old man..." Caligate turned around to see a female figure creep into the bar. Shadows swirled around her, her magical prowess made clear to Caligate. He recognized the aura around her as magic preserved for evil and nefarious mages, as the power of it tended to corrupt the user. There were a small number of instances where a mage was able to not give into the magic fully, but the malicious and corrupting nature of the magic could never fully be avoided.
As Caligate study the new figure, he quickly deduced they were not of demon kind. Their powers were fierce indeed, but Caligate himself was a fierce mage. Were this person not to be so incredibly hostile, he might have tried to converse with them, share some spells, and call it a day. As he was laser focused on studying the newcomer, he ignored most of their talking. He was quickly snapped back into reality by the scream of the barkeep who quickly fell to the floor.
"Not even worth killing, not at all..."
"Shit..." Caligate muttered. Still inebriated, he was in no condition to fight, especially in such a close area. He could possible summon a demon, but the chance of friendly fire was very large. Before he could say anything, his newly acquainted barbarian friend charge the figure. "Double shit..."
Caligate began to head for the door and yelled to the barbarian behind him.
"Push her outside! It's too dangerous in here!" Caligate was preparing to cast a spell for a flame demon as he ran, but his eyes stopped on a little girl, no older than 10. She was a poor little thing, and definitely had no place in a bar. She was clutching something in her hands, but she was clearly in danger. Caligate cursed under his breath and stopped his spell concentration, scooping up the little girl as he ran. The movement was not deft by the slightest due to his drunken state, but he managed to pick her up.
"Don't worry," Caligate huffed as he picked her up. "That lady won't hurt you. Once we get outside,
you have to run away as far as you can and find your parents!"
Caligate was only about half way to the door. He hoped the mage wouldn't attack him too, as he was quite vulnerable due to holding the girl in his hands and holding ale in his gut.
Hopefully the barbarian gives her enough trouble for now...
"You've made your last mistake old man..." Caligate turned around to see a female figure creep into the bar. Shadows swirled around her, her magical prowess made clear to Caligate. He recognized the aura around her as magic preserved for evil and nefarious mages, as the power of it tended to corrupt the user. There were a small number of instances where a mage was able to not give into the magic fully, but the malicious and corrupting nature of the magic could never fully be avoided.
As Caligate study the new figure, he quickly deduced they were not of demon kind. Their powers were fierce indeed, but Caligate himself was a fierce mage. Were this person not to be so incredibly hostile, he might have tried to converse with them, share some spells, and call it a day. As he was laser focused on studying the newcomer, he ignored most of their talking. He was quickly snapped back into reality by the scream of the barkeep who quickly fell to the floor.
"Not even worth killing, not at all..."
"Shit..." Caligate muttered. Still inebriated, he was in no condition to fight, especially in such a close area. He could possible summon a demon, but the chance of friendly fire was very large. Before he could say anything, his newly acquainted barbarian friend charge the figure. "Double shit..."
Caligate began to head for the door and yelled to the barbarian behind him.
"Push her outside! It's too dangerous in here!" Caligate was preparing to cast a spell for a flame demon as he ran, but his eyes stopped on a little girl, no older than 10. She was a poor little thing, and definitely had no place in a bar. She was clutching something in her hands, but she was clearly in danger. Caligate cursed under his breath and stopped his spell concentration, scooping up the little girl as he ran. The movement was not deft by the slightest due to his drunken state, but he managed to pick her up.
"Don't worry," Caligate huffed as he picked her up. "That lady won't hurt you. Once we get outside,
you have to run away as far as you can and find your parents!"
Caligate was only about half way to the door. He hoped the mage wouldn't attack him too, as he was quite vulnerable due to holding the girl in his hands and holding ale in his gut.
Hopefully the barbarian gives her enough trouble for now...
"Well, you have me and my... friends..." Caligate said, raising his hands in a faint dark glow. "You'll meet them soon enough. Let's show this mage who the best one is in town..."
Caligate was still drunk, but was beginning to sober up. The adrenaline boost from the dagger against his neck probably helped him a little bit. Depending on how far this cave was, Caligate figured he would be sober enough to take on this mad mage.
Caligate was still drunk, but was beginning to sober up. The adrenaline boost from the dagger against his neck probably helped him a little bit. Depending on how far this cave was, Caligate figured he would be sober enough to take on this mad mage.
Caligate exhaled deeply, relieved today wasn't going to be his last. He took the barbarian's hand and found himself being picked up with ease.
"Thank you... You will not be disapointed." A barmaid came up to Caligate and gave him the ale he order. He shook his head and pushed the girl away. "No thanks, m'am. I think I need to sober up..."
"Thank you... You will not be disapointed." A barmaid came up to Caligate and gave him the ale he order. He shook his head and pushed the girl away. "No thanks, m'am. I think I need to sober up..."
Caligate quickly found himself in a very unfavorable situation. A dagger was pressed against his neck, and he had no demon nearby to assist him. There was no way he could fight this man on a one on one fight, even with his natural advantages. The man towered over him and was twice his weight. Were Caligate to fight back in this position, he would most surely find himself bad injured, if not dead. Caligate had to think quickly on his feet, which was a little difficult due to the alcohol impairing his thoughts.
"Aha... Friend, there's no need for that..." Caligate tried to keep a calm tone, but his nerves bled through. "I can assure you, I can be quite helpful, serrah. Believe it or not, this 'limp dicked lizard' is quite the powerful mage himself. If we, hah, step outside, I can show my skills... I wouldn't want anything in here to get broken..." Caligate tried to lean back slowly to ease the dagger off his flesh, but ended back falling and landing on his back, thanks to the ale he had previously been drinking. The argonian growled due to the impact of the fall, then looked back up to the barbarian and tried to crack a smile, hoping the man would stop his aggression.
"Aha... Friend, there's no need for that..." Caligate tried to keep a calm tone, but his nerves bled through. "I can assure you, I can be quite helpful, serrah. Believe it or not, this 'limp dicked lizard' is quite the powerful mage himself. If we, hah, step outside, I can show my skills... I wouldn't want anything in here to get broken..." Caligate tried to lean back slowly to ease the dagger off his flesh, but ended back falling and landing on his back, thanks to the ale he had previously been drinking. The argonian growled due to the impact of the fall, then looked back up to the barbarian and tried to crack a smile, hoping the man would stop his aggression.
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