Joegreenbeen

Is anyone in spam doing any DnD?

Wait, so that was AYMM, when were they banned?

Who would win the fight above you

Umm Shulk. ( I have no idea who they are soo...)

Axe Cop vs. Robo Cop (Long dispute I've had with my friend, though I am not well educated on Robo Cop.)

My First Fakemon!

InfiniteEmbers said
That back leg is just, tasty.

I worked hard to make it that way.

Ban The User Above You!

Banned for Soma-ing. Tsk Tsk

Drawing Spam Members as Cats

Lucian said
If you did one for me it would be the first time I've been drawn in one of these 'drawing spam members' things. You should totally do that for me.

It's the same for me. (But, I'll have been first. .)

Those are awesome Rax, thank you! $U$
\__/ (Smiley Face.)

Stardust Exploronauts: The First Alien Pioneers

I am interested in action and character development.

FHFIF Distopian

"So, here it goes," Will said as he sat down and closed his eyes. He brought the image of a fearsome arachnid into his mind and focused all of his energy into it. It would be able to shoot webs and have a poisonous bight, and it would be a scary looking creature, it would also be quite large. After he was done with the details, he began to focus a little bit harder, trying to follow the techniques he learned in class. Finally, Will saw an entire spider in front of him! "Whoa!" he exclaimed, looking at the monster. It had a large black body with long, hairy legs, it also had eight yellow eyes. On the top of its abdomen, was a yellow triangle that matched its eyes, inside the triangle was the shape a skull in black, Will smiled at his handy work. "Well, hop on everyone!".

"Whoa, whoa! No one said anything about hopping on!" the spider suddenly said, in a rather annoying tone for his low, gravely voice.

"What! Hey! You are supposed to do what I say, I created you. Now, you are going to get us out of here!" Will huffed, out of breath after the process of creating the spider.

"Oh, thank you for that, but I can't carry four whole children, where are you planning on going..." the spider began, but was suddenly cut off by a deafening roar. They didn't have much time.

"Oh, come on. Just this once, please," Will said desperately. He realized his creation was a little small.

"What was that... I didn't like the sound of that!" the spider responded, ignoring the request.

" It doesn't matter, just please just

"Come on, you can take us four kids over the wall," Will pleaded. He turned to his friends for support. As he scanned their faces, he realized that not all of his friends would make it. "Well, maybe," Will began, then swallowed," you could at least carry three of us?"

"Ha!" the spider responded, "Four! Four, my spinnerets! I'm sorry, kid, but I'll barley be able to manage two."

FHFIF Distopian

"Deyja, what is the grossest thing you've ever done?" Will would ask.

Edit: I finished my post. Decision time!

Stardust Exploronauts: The First Alien Pioneers

WIP, I just wanted to get this out, I am having trouble thinking for CS's lately, ugh. XD

CS

Appearance: Plus a tight T-shirt and pants.
Height: Four Feet, Sic Inches
Weight: One hundred LB
Name: Grack " Grack Mac" Meeksus
Age: 57

birth quadrant B12

Primary Role: Engineer

Secondary Role: Hanger Bay Mechanic

Personality: Grack is extremely intelligent technology and knows a little about science in general. He is a quick thinker and can find solutions easily in diverse situations. His problem is that he is very crabby. He is easily annoyed at loud noises, questions, talking, lack of talking, lack of help, too much help, animals, invasion of his privacy, anything pink, anything that needed to be updated two months ago, and so on and so forth. Once Grack is annoyed, he will let everyone know of what is wrong with the situation and hobble of lick an old geezer, although statistics say he has about seventy years ahead of him. Another, more serious problem of his, is he has a bad tendency to stereotype whole races of off first impressions or what he's heard. Grack can be a great help, so long as you don't get in his way.

Species: Onarmite

Species Origin: (What former empire and quadrant does your species hail from? Short history in one small paragraph and any biological enhancements in a separate paragraph.)

Character History: (Give me all the goods. What inspired your character to be an exploronaut on the ULSS Zorathis? What was their upbringing like?)

Equipment: (catered to your role. No weapons (All of them are issued onboard and for emergencies only anyways). Small craft/vehicles/pets included.

Living Quarters: (picture is appreciated, but if you can't find one, a simple description will do).

Misc Info:

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