Joegreenbeen — Roleplayer Guild

So, I will be doing a spamfic, too. Like some of you have heard me say, it's going to be a Choose Your Own Adventure. I haven't said this, but it is going to take place in a Pokémon-esque world. So, without further ado, here is Spamamon: A Spamfic.:

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"Go Spinmonster!" you call out as you hold a small half-red, half- white ball into an open field. Soon, a white flash erupts from the capsule and your Spamamon is free ready to do some damage.

"Waterturtlething, I choose you," yells your rival as he goes through the same process you just went through. Your Spamamon are now ready to battle and it's a stand off, to see who will make the first move You look to see your monster doing the same.

You decided to take the lead and get the action started, you exclaim, "Spinnmonster, use rotate...".

"Wake the heck up you worthless piece of crap!" yells your single mother who, for some reason or another, insists you refer to her as Mahz.

"Mahz, is it time for me to go on my Spamamon Journey?" you reply.

"What the heck, NO! It's time for you to get your butt out this bed!" she scolds.

"Wa-what?" you mutter our, but before Mahz can let out another rant you hurriedly recover and say, " I'm awake, I'm awake."

"Good, 'cause you have a big day, and ya've slept in!" your loving mother replies. You and your family own the Guild Department Store, where you can buy pretty much anything. Well, that was the way it used to be. Your families business used to be booming, every child chipping in to make the store great. This was how it was for a long time, until one day the police suddenly showed up and arrested almost half of the family. These individuals were the ones running the One on One shopping experience, who, instead of helping, they were abusing the costumers. The store soon went bankrupt and, as no one would dare shop there, it had to be relocated. The families prosperity went from a huge mega-mart, to a tiny building compacted between others in the city. The new store, which now doubles as the large family's home, is located on the most dangerous street on New Guild City, Spam Boulevard. For this reason, business continues to be slow as a minimal amount of customers come to shop, or shop lift rather. The families mental state hasn't been so well either, as Mahz is gone with her other job, the siblings are forced to run the store together. Life is hard for you.

You walk down the hall on the top floor, were everyone's rooms are, and see into the different rooms. In one room Elandra, Jorick, RPG101, and a few others sit on a bed writing outrageous stories about the family, these stories would eventually make it to the shelves downstairs to be sold. In another room, Zed, Primez Time, and Cpt. Toellner were examining products to make sure they were sellable, they were quality control. As you watch your siblings work, you slowly trudge down the stairs, into the empty shopping space. Then you head over to a hatch in the corner of the room, head down it, and into the room that was the designated kitchen and cellar. You tiredly head over to the fridge and grab the almost empty jug of milk, your siblings got to it first. Then you head over to the shelf and grab a box of cereal, as you do, you see Hamburger Helper. He is always in the corner of that room, he beams at you somewhat creepily. You then head to the wooden table, in the center of the poorly lit cellar, and prepare another dry bowl of cereal. As you eat, you hear the hatch to the cellar open and soon, to your surprise, see Mahz climbing down the latter. She was supposed to be gone by now.

"I almost forgot to tell you, you need to help Sherlock and Guru," she tells you. Sherlock and Guru were the two who manage the store while Mahz is absent, "Guru is going to be coming down here and take care of the darn rat problem we've been having. Sherlock is at the catering truck in the park, she's needs help with a pain in the neck ant problem. You can choose to stay here and wait for Guru and help her first, you'll get to finish your cereal. Or you can head out and get some badly needed fresh air if you want to go help Sherlock. You'll need to get your butt out of my store if you want to help first her though." Mahz just has a way with words, you think.

If you choose to stay and help Guru with the rats, go to Choice One.

If you choose to help Sherlock with the ants, go to Choice Two.

There you go! So, this is how things will work; I will be doing weekly updates, updating the story based on your decisions. Once we hit an ending, I will go back to some point and write what would happen it you'd chosen differently, then you guys get to choose again. Then so on and so forth.

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