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Derpestein said
Approval -1, I hate one direction.Now...Srsly doe gtfo with dat 1DNo one wants D

Did you write that?

The Land Of Odesh (A fantasy Dice/Stat based rp) REBOOT

Odesh Wars: The Gnome Wars

"What is this!" Bam cried, "I, the great BamGardo Bywater, brilliant inventor, skilled outdoors man, can't even get the pettiest of jobs because you are all so interested in those annoying puppets!" In truth, Bam was not really put off by the performance, in fact, if it hadn't inconvenienced him, he would probably be talking to the puppeteer at the moment, overenthusiastically congratulating him a performance. After a moment of standing on his chair, fuming, everyone most likely looking at him during this awkward second, he had an idea. "Here is an idea," BamGardo announced, focusing on the barkeep, "I bet that I can craft a tool that will make your bar keeping life easier. Anything you want! All I'll need are some tools and materials and I will make it! Now, Mr. Barkeep if you find the tool that I make is more impressive than that mess of sticks and wire that over-sized Gnomes calls a performance, than I get a free night's stay. If you don't, you'll never see my face in the tavern again!".[Charisma Please]

If all goes as planned.

"All righty then," Bam says aloud, "give me some tools and materials and I will have you what you need."

If not.

"What!" Bam exclaimed loosing his temper, and not for the first time this night, "Well, well, I can't even speak!". After his tirade, Bam gave the other gnome a dirty look, and then headed out the door, slamming the weak frame. Once outside, Bam looks around [Perception Here], his first order of business is to find somewhere, preferably in the wilderness, to sleep. After that he, he decided, it would be time to put his hunting skills to use.

The Land Of Odesh (A fantasy Dice/Stat based rp) REBOOT

solamelike said

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Sherlock Holmes said
Or, eventually, be banned. That's an option, too.

How do we deicide?

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HollywoodMole said
It kinda hurts my eyes to watch that repeat, I don't know why...

Short Gifs with very obvious beginnings always bug my eyes.

Made an Imgur gallery about my late grandfather

Taaj said
I lost both my grandfathers within a year. That was an unhappy year. =/

That's too bad. I would share some other stories, but I don't want to sound like I am trying to get attention from them.

Remember NationStates?

Holmishire said
I am no more a necromancer than you are, my good fellow.

Aw snap, things just got rael.

Made an Imgur gallery about my late grandfather

My grandpa passed away when I was a little bit younger that you were.

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Sherlock Holmes said
Trade them in for one Schrute buck.

I really need to watch that show.

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Derpestein said
Suff

I really don't think you were this bad.