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    1. Jollan 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
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7 yrs ago
Trade > bachelors
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8 yrs ago
Desire to type "git gud" intensifies...
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8 yrs ago
okay, watched the first episode of goblin slayer, not nearly as bad as what it was made out to be. Still a bit depressing but hey, saved 2 of 4 rookies, coulda been worse.
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8 yrs ago
So i figured out, as much as id love the equivalent of an anime doom guy slaying goblins, i dont like seeing the lovely anime chicas catch a case of the mutilation.

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Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.

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Ok, that is enough stalking...

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There really isn't anything else here...

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I'm gonna call the police...

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(What's the number for 9-1-1?)

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"Anyone effected by the spell should be waking up shortly and you are still in a fight," Ander quickly replied, ignoring her questions. "I'm the least of your worries,... for now,"He added with a smirk, though it couldn't be seen through his muffler or hood. He turned toward another building. "When someone uses magic, you should be able to sense the energy being released." A tiny blue crystal shard unlatched from the crest on his chest. A small red one was released from his pouch and the both switched places. When he clenched his fist, his arm was enveloped in flames. "He has taken shelter in there. Pity. That's the bakery." He then punched forward and a jetstream of fire blasted the house and it erupted in flames. He clenched his other fist and water surrounded it. He used it to keep the fire in check and away from other buildings. until the house was burnt down and he finally put it out. "There he is. All yours." The reflector mage was able to keep any of the magic from hurting him, but got a litle banged up when the building collapsed. He was now freeing himself from the rubble and looked out to his attacker and stopped.

"A-Ander!?! Ander of the Jailers!? No one told me you would be here!" The man yelled.

Ander was a little shocked, but a tad bit irritated. He started to slowly walk toward the man, with deadly intentions. "Tell me, where did you hear that name?....Or , perhaps... when did I make the mistake of letting you live?" He was close to the man now and the reflector mage was begging him not to kill him. However, Ander reared back his fist and punched down at the ground in front of him. the fake quivering man instantly dissipated as Ander drew the real one out of the illusionary ground in front of him. "I believe you were wanting to fight these dragonslayers." Ander tossed the man to the side towards the girls but still a good couple paces away. "And if you try running away this time, I won't be making the mistake of sparing you." Ander floated back up to the closest rooftop on his crystal and squatted back down at the peak. He went to eat another breadstick and realized it was his last one as he started to eat it.

'Just HAD to be the bakery,' he thought to himself annoyed.
The man moved fast, but Ander caught on to what he was doing just in time. He bit down, snapping off whatever was left on the breadstick, letting it fall, as he himself vaulted off the tip of the tower. He used His large crystal to speed him down to then ground. While Paige saw the illusion from of the reflector mage the someone was behind her, dagger up and ready to strike down on her. Without thinking, just reacting, Ander pulled up on the diving crystal and tossed himself in midair. "Crystal form: blade," he said, just above a whisper. When he let go of the crystal, he spun, equipping the crystal into his katar's handgaurd. The man never saw it coming, he didn't think his enemy would come from above. In that instant of surprise, Ander drove the sharp crystal into the man's chest, slamming and pining him to the ground. It wasn't the reflector mage, just a lackey.

"Pull yourself together or leave!" Ander shouted as he walked up to the illusion of the shocked man. He casually did a backhand slash at it and it dissolved. "Trust your eyes, and you're dead."
As Jared was let down into the chair he let out a sigh. He lifted his left arm and unfastened the clips on the mask. He didn't like this at all. If only he could have gotten a few more steps away, he wouldn't be showing himself to anybody. He pulled the mask from his face and set it aside, revealing his true self. He struggled with his jacket, having trouble taking it off with one arm and the other one not responding. "S-sorry," he stammered, "for all the trouble. A-and the mess," he finished as he looked the trail he left. Just then he flipped a small panel on his chest and pulled out a tiny vial with neon blue fluid in it. He flipped open a lid to a 1inch in diameter hole just above his right clavicle and poured the fluid in, waiting for the fluid to take effect. "I never wished for anyone to see me like this."
Terra started to stir, but not much. Her eyes slightly opened to see what was going on, but everything was still a little blurry. Her voice was soft and weak, barely even audible. "Have you seen Ander?...Did he make it back?"
Ander just arrived back in town to see what was going on in the fight. He took his place back a the point of the tower from earlier and pulled out another breadstick. He decided to go ahead and watch the sisters fight. Should it get to close, however, he would step in. He couldn't let some dark guild punk steal his target.
Jared held up his hand, "Thank you," he said weakly. He then sat up slightly and reached up with his good arm to pull the hood off his head.He then went to unlatch the mask when he hesitated. He didn't want to show himself to anyone. Even if he was injured. He was nearly a completely mechanical man with only his head, left of his chest and his left arm still mostly flesh. He believed that he was hideous, proved right on multiple occasions, and decided to cover himself up. He didn't want the world to see what he looked like.

"Would you mind....helping me to a room?" he asked, "I can answer your questions there." He could now move his mostly natural body parts with some strain, but those mixed heavily with machine still needed to be fixed, and healing magic wouldn't fix that, but it would help while he fixed the parts around it.
The girl was a twin of Ander's, but due to her death, freezing, and resurrection from the bout with the Wendingo Wail guild, she was now younger than him. Terra had the same type of crystal Ander carried on him, but for some weird reason it was cracked. She also had all of the small magic crystals Ander was last carrying.
Alright, in case anyone was wondering this IS the same Terra and Jared from before. Ander is not with his sister Terra at the moment for reasons soon to be described. And as for a quick refresher, Terra does have a black fairytail mark on her left cheek if I remember right. Ander had her join a while back to keep her safe. And I know all of you have been wondering what the heck is under Jared's ever present jacket and mask that he never takes off. HERE HE IS!

...poor guy, that will be explained too!
Jared's body was a messy and tattered. His body was literally locked up in some places and he had to strain against his better judgment to move them. To Morgan, there were places in his body that didn't quite feel like flesh, but she couldn't quite see anything the way he was now. Jared pointed toward Terra and managed to say, "Her...f-..first."
Ander successfully snuck into the dark guild hall. Floating on his crystals the way he was, he wasn't making any sound at all. He checked every room, and not to his surprise the place was barren, save for one. A large figure loomed over a vision lacrima. It displayed images of the battle so far, which didn't seem to be making the man very happy. Ander placed his hand on the floor of the room and let water flow from his hand instead of pouring it out as not to make noise. If it weren't for the dark room and bright lacrima the man was watching, the man may noticed the floor of the room gain a good inch or two of water. "Crystal form: theif." With that command, Ander fell to the water making a splash, the silvery crystals at his feet coming back together and then turning fairly transparent. Between the sudden voice and confusion of water everywhere, the man watching the lacrima spun around startled, and slipped in the water.

"Wh-what the-, who's there!?" the man shouted, now soaked. At the same moment he caught the faint glimpse of a nearly transparent crystal passing through his chest and then retreating back to the shadows where the voice came from, a light purple gem trailing behind it.

"None of your concern, your not the guild leader here, are you.?" Ander replied.

"Like I'd tell you!" the man shouted as he got up and went to cast a spell...which never arrived. Ander slowly started to walk forward, the small purple crystal equipped. Ander flexed the corresponding arm the side the crystal was on and a white circle of dim light flickered around his hand. "N-no way, that's-"

"Yours?" Ander landed a punch with the glowing hand in the man's stomach, which caused him to crumple over, ...and fall asleep. Ander looked down at his hand, both front and back with a raised eyebrow. 'Interesting,' he thought,'this must have been the guy who put everyone to sleep.' He walked over to the sleep mage and propped him up in his chair,then sprayed him with a jet of water to wake him."Tell me where the leader of your guild is," Ander demanded while he was already floating on his crystals again.

"I'm not telling you anything you bas***d!"

Ander wasn't amused by the answer and switched the purple crystal out for his yellow lightning one. "Suit yourself." He struck lightning at the pool of water and sent shocks all thoughout the now powerless mage. It seemed to give him a change of heart. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRG-ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!" Ander stopped and let the man catch his breath. "He's back in town, hunting the Dragneel kids."

Ander shook his head in frustration, "Reflector magic?" and the dark mage nodded. "Well, then looks like I'm haeded back to Magnolia after all. I think I'll hold on to this, I don't like the way you use it," Ander told the man, holding his magic in a purple crystal,"so I think I'll keep it for a while." With that he shocked to floor one more time, knoking the guy out and started to make his way back to Magnolia, hoping that the sleep spell wears off soon.
I see, you wrote some yourself lol. Its fine, I like long posts anyway. I am kinda waiting on other people's replies before posting, but if it takes too much longer I will go ahead.
'I have the wind and water dragon crystals,' Ander thought to himself, 'I know where earth is and now I know that the fire dragonslayer is indeed in Magnolia. And as for those nutjobs,' he looked over to a group of dark guild grunts running around the streets, 'their base shouldn't be to far over this way.' Just as he finished his statement he saw two people sneaking in the woods, one he recognized to be that unconscious boy from earlier. A little farther north and there was their 'hideout' if you could call it that. It was big dark and mysterious, in the middle of a bright, green, and lush forest... 'May as well cut the head off of the snake,' he thought, and continued on toward the dark guild's hall.
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