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    1. Jollan 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
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7 yrs ago
Trade > bachelors
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8 yrs ago
Desire to type "git gud" intensifies...
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8 yrs ago
okay, watched the first episode of goblin slayer, not nearly as bad as what it was made out to be. Still a bit depressing but hey, saved 2 of 4 rookies, coulda been worse.
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8 yrs ago
So i figured out, as much as id love the equivalent of an anime doom guy slaying goblins, i dont like seeing the lovely anime chicas catch a case of the mutilation.

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Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.

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Ok, that is enough stalking...

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There really isn't anything else here...

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I'm gonna call the police...

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(What's the number for 9-1-1?)

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lol, is that reverse phycology tek?
it was fine. I wonder what happened to that rouge plane...
Seeing how the giant sphere-like monster was just sitting still, Garsin decided to try to crack the overgrown egg. He recalled the strange cello to himself and struck up some long low tones creating that sonic blast he discovered earlier that blew a hole in a tree. If the attack was unburdened by the tree and cut right through it, maybe this could do something to it, he guessed.
You need to caaaaalm doooown. Don't you be goin' AWOL on us! lol, do what you need to do. hope you enjoy the temporary weapon!
Aiden heard Brisa stifle a bit of laughter with his comment, and honestly chuckled about it as well. Here they were, possibly in mortal danger again, and here was making jokes. (Even if he would like to see her light an enemy on fire) However, it seemed like she had another trick up her sleeve that, while initially surprising him, he found to be incredibly useful. He felt a tingling sensation wash over him and looked down to see his hand as it was changing color.

"What the...?" he started to say when he was first surprised by it, however, from his time hunting, he immediately started to see the value in what Brisa had just done. "Perfect," he simply said, "I won't be far." With that, he faded off to the left side without a sound. He rolled his feet form the outside to the inside while taking steps so not to make noise in the mud as he walked, which, since it was raining as well, made him virtually unheard. He moved slowly and took up a spot off to the side of the path between the mystery creatures and the group. He stayed perfectly still to let them pass. Even if he thought he was seen, he would stay still. More often than naught, a hunt would look your direction but not actually see you, especially if your colors matched the surroundings, unless you move. He would have to let is new camouflage do its work for him.

He would wait for them to pass, and if they were friendly, there would be no incident, but now that he could see their sinister silhouettes better, he doubted it. He was sure that the creatures would attack the group. He took long, deep, slow, quiet breaths. He would let them pass, and when they were distracted by Argurios, he would be able to advance on them from behind with a surprise attack, possibly killing one by surprise, and the other would possibly fall by Argurios in the other's confusion to its ally falling. So he waited and watched, as the enemy drew closer.
"Alright then, here goes. I'm going to slash down diagonally from my right to my lower left. block it with the teeth and lock it in, then simply break or bend the blade. The sword breaker is a bit heavier than an average sword of that size so timing is of the essence, master Inigo. Prepare yourself." With that, the older gentleman dashed forward surprisingly fast to the point it cracked the ground where he stood and sent dust flying in his wake. Once close he lifted his sword and shouted, "EN GAURDE!" as he brought the blade down in a ferocious slash that the simple blade he was using itself was straining to withstand, perfect for trying out the sword breaker for a first time.
"Ohoho no, little lady, not that one," he said as he kept looking through the armory. "You would have to develop the forth dimensional ability of energy for that one, which if I saw your record correctly, you don't have. However, you being a child and already having an ability, you should be able to develop your powers faster, albeit not as refined as what they'd be as an adult. Still, once you receive the energy power, even as a child, you should then theoretically be able to use this. For now try this," he finished as he handed her a different weapon.

he took this long war club down and handed it to her
(they are called tetsubo war clubs, he handed her the two handed one on the bottom)


"You hit something with that, and not only will it deal a devastating blow, those metal nubs on there will shock and stun your target, if you have a fresh electro cell in there. You may have to carry a few cells with you. the cells go in the bottom of the handle."
I'm still here, nice post by the way, and I'd add a laugh for the last part if I could, haha.

Orcpunx, you have my condolences. Take your time.
could snag a cheap one at a drug store or walmart for around $10. I'm in the middle of getting ready to move, but I should be able to do some posting late tonight when I'm done, if not, the morning.
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