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    1. Jollan 10 yrs ago

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4 yrs ago
Current doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
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5 yrs ago
Trade > bachelors
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6 yrs ago
Desire to type "git gud" intensifies...
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6 yrs ago
okay, watched the first episode of goblin slayer, not nearly as bad as what it was made out to be. Still a bit depressing but hey, saved 2 of 4 rookies, coulda been worse.
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6 yrs ago
So i figured out, as much as id love the equivalent of an anime doom guy slaying goblins, i dont like seeing the lovely anime chicas catch a case of the mutilation.

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Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.

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Ok, that is enough stalking...

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There really isn't anything else here...

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I'm gonna call the police...

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(What's the number for 9-1-1?)

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mwahahahahahaha!

Welp, here goes nothin, this is actually going to be my first official arena. Cheers
free bump because this looks like fun
"Thanks!" Bidzil replied happily as he scooped the coins into his hand, and into a money pouch. Nix watched the shiny coins fall with wide focused eyes and ears perked up. She couldn't explain it, but something in her really liked gold and shiny things. Never really to wear it, but she just kinda....wanted it. When the coins were properly stored Nix placed her hands on the desk, peering over the edge up to Petra. "Hey, Petra! Petra! Is Aela and Ace in town!?" she asked innocently enough.

Bidzil's face dropped a little at hearing Aela's name. He was sure she didn't like him for some reason, he just wasn't sure what. Though, what he heard from others sounds like he doesn't have it as bad. He figured it was because of Nix, because oddly enough, Aela seemed to like Nix. What Bidzil couldn't stand is Aela trying to recruit Nix as her own monster. "Aela is probably busy on a mission, Nix. Besides, we should probably pick up a new mission ourselves and prepare to head out. We won't have much time to hang around of its too far." He looked over to Petra, Nix a little crestfallen behind him, "So, Petra, what assignments are up right now?
I guess i can type something up after work tomorrow XD
Ren


While there was commotion outside from the people that gathered around the temple, there wasn't much information aside from what Ren had seen and heard already. Valia's school of dance seemed to be wrecked and she was quite injured when she had arrived to the temple. Listening to the crowd, she would learn that there were healers in the temple, and two volunteers from a group called the Red Saints inside as well, apparently here to help with injuries caused by repelling a small raid on the town a little over two weeks ago. Something about the man who carried Valia into the temple may seem vaguely familiar, perhaps a bounty that Sahale carried around with him, as he did carry a number of them. If they were too high, however, he usually didn't willingly give them to her. After all, a dead person can't complete commissions and Sahale hated seeing a pretty face go to waste, so there were some missions he would hold out on her, but he always described it as being in their mutual best interests. If Ren wanted to learn more about what was going on, she would either have to go inside herself, or wait for them to come out.

Kistal


The in was simple, yet cozy. Rugged wooden tables and benches all worn smooth over years of frequent use. The smell of spices filled the room from the kitchen, curry by the smell of it. As it was the middle of the day, the fireplace off to the left wall of the inn was unlit. Against the back wall was the bar, four large long tables filed the room, and to the right was a staircase that led up to the rooms that the inn would rent out. There was a heavyset man tending to the bar, though it was easy to see that beneath his heavier weight lied a mountain of muscle. The bar around him was larger than most and seemed custom made to accommodate his giant-like physique. To anyone who was a regular here, he was known to be his own bouncer, and in a land of strong warriors, that was saying a lot. All that aside however the man seemed fairly jovial. He saw a Kistal walk into his bar and he couldn't hide the surprise on his face, though his ever present grin still seemed to be there.



"Well, I'll be. Welcome ta Sworn Spirits lad. Me own inn and tavern. Can't say I'd ever seen a satyr in these parts, hope the heat don't get to ya too bad. Least the night will be a bit more comfy for ya. Trust me, gets colder than a witch's bosom at night it does!" He laughed heartily, "M'name's Allard, what'll ya be havin', friend?"

After listening to Kistal's request, Allard scratched his beard in thought. "Hmmmm, well, lets see 'ere," he said as he took a peek into the kitchen. He came back out rubbing his hands together. "Seems like tha curry chicken will be ready 'ere in a sec. Meat's fallin off tha bone, it is. Should be great. And as fur drinks, well, not sure of the pairin' but other than the regular corn whiskey an ale, we do make a fine rum if I do say so m'self."

Allanon


About an hour seemed to pass before Alanon heard from the room. The priest was called away to go deal with the crowd and assure them that Valia was fine, and to disperse. The healer came out of the room, looking quite tired as she stored a spellbook. a few of the vials on her belt were now empty as well. She looked to the others and gave a weak but reassuring smile. She turned to Allanon as he was the one who brought her in. "The damage was quite extensive. The people who did this seemed to be aimed at crippling her rather than killing her....at least... at first... I don't know what all she told you, but something wrong is definitely going on here. I'm Neev and the happy guy over there is Vog," she said gesturing toward the drake beastman, who one could swear was a few shades of red after watching the whole ordeal as he walked out with her. "If you need our help for anything else, please don't hesitate to ask. Madame Valia will be fine. She should be able to walk, but nothing too strenuous, alright? She still need to heal naturally. Now, she is getting dressed so just give er a moment. I'll be...taking a cat nap." Neev finally said as she walked to one of the free infirmary beds and curled up in it, Vog sitting in the chair beside her. He didn't trust Allanon. He didn't know how much of the stories were true, but he didn't have a reason to doubt them yet, and until then, he stayed on guard.

A few moments later, Valia stepped out, adjusting the final bit of cloth as to tie it in a bow behind her to keep her skirt up. she looked to Allanon and gave a bow. "I must thank you for your help, apparently, much longer and the damage may have been irreparable. Now, I believe it is my turn to help you, correct? I will try to help as much as I am able."
When your entrance is ignored

lmao
Bidzil and Nix were both sitting on their haunches on one of the upper tiers of Sunfire's great tree. They were on the edge, looking down into a specific area of the trees below. "Alright, if we jump from here, it should be the quickest way down to the tamer HQ!" Bidzil said was an adventurous look in his eye. He turned to Nix, who was in her descendant form. She however, had a more worried look than him.

"I-I don't know, what if your spell doesn't work! You could fall...," Nix said before leaning over and inspecting the drop once more. "And what if mom finds out? I don't think she would like this," she added looking back to Bidzil.

"It will be fine! We have done this plenty of times before, just not from this high up. It's only like, five more seconds of glide time than our highest goal. C'mon!" Bidzil pulled out his staff and spell book, standing up as he did so. "To safely traverse between these heights, partially grant to me the gift of flight!" the book and staff glowed in unison and with a pulse of energy the flowed over Bidzil, two wings appeared to float behind Bidzil's back, each wing took on the look of three blades of red glass. "Alright then, lets go!" He said as he put his book and staff away. He then lightly hopped off the edge, and started to freefall. "WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!"

"AH! BIDZIL, WAIT FOR ME!" Nix cried out. There was a dark glow that enveloped the girl as turned into her true dragon form and jumped after him, gracefully gliding down as well.

The two were in freefall and some of the people who saw it quite surprised, after all, it was a long drop from the top. Bidzil watched as the ground started to get closer, and then slowly started to spread his faux wings out, causing him to start gently start gliding down. The tent was in sight, and he had a clear line to land just at the entrance. To his surprise, he actually has a smooth landing, stopping right at the opening in the tent. Bidzil stood proud at the tent as he thought his landing was absolutely fantastic. A plan well executed. He waved at the two other people inside talking to Petra, and then looked to her, "Hey Petra! I finished that delivery task you sent us on, Nix should be just behind m- OOF!" Bidzil surged forward and rolled into the tent, his wings dissipating as he lost his focus from Nix who had not such a good landing, and instead ramming into him. They both slammed into the desk, Bidzil letting out a groan.

Nix transformed back into her descendant form, rubbing her head as she stood up with Bidzil, her ears down. "Ow....I'm sorry, I was trying to catch up and I couldn't slow down fast enough...."

Bidzil was rubbing his back where she had landed on him. "ah, geez, ...it's fine. It was almost a perfect landing anyway..."

Nix saw Petra and quickly seemed to recover. "Petra! Hey! We finished the thing!" she said excitedly, not knowing Bidzil had just told her.
Is it wrong to want to try to be friends with a person who is supposed to be a rival?
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