Jollan
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"let's devide by zero!"
(queue apocalypse)
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doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
6 yrs ago
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- Jollan 12 yrs ago
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6 yrs ago
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doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
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7 yrs ago
Trade > bachelors
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8 yrs ago
Desire to type "git gud" intensifies...
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8 yrs ago
okay, watched the first episode of goblin slayer, not nearly as bad as what it was made out to be. Still a bit depressing but hey, saved 2 of 4 rookies, coulda been worse.
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8 yrs ago
So i figured out, as much as id love the equivalent of an anime doom guy slaying goblins, i dont like seeing the lovely anime chicas catch a case of the mutilation.
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Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.
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Ok, that is enough stalking...
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There really isn't anything else here...
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I'm gonna call the police...
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(What's the number for 9-1-1?)
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You can stay in if you want. I'm not sure how much longer we will be fighting, but you could just be in the town. Doge is kinda by himself over there. Go wake him up from his drunken slumber in the garbage. I doubt he can sleep too well with sirens going off anyway.
So.... how's everybody doing? My dude's not leaving the town if y'all are all dead, haha.
((afk, dinner))
dang, just when I got in too.
"Crystal phase: Scatter, Withdraw." The crystal shattered and came back to his side, combining back into one solid crystal. "You're on your way to demolish a town, yet you wonder why people hate you, hah, get over yourself." He hopped on his crystal and swapped his fire crystal for the lightning again. He started to heavily soak the ground into a muddy mess while circling them in the air.
edit: grammar
edit: grammar
"I gotta end this,"
Ander appeared from the steam cloud behind Zeref tossed the larger crystal in the air and it stopped, pointing directly at Zeref's back. "Crystal phase: Thief." he muttered and punched forward, driving the magic stealing crystal toward Zeref's back.
Ander appeared from the steam cloud behind Zeref tossed the larger crystal in the air and it stopped, pointing directly at Zeref's back. "Crystal phase: Thief." he muttered and punched forward, driving the magic stealing crystal toward Zeref's back.
Drake, unfortunately on foot, was a tad bit late getting there. He saw the demon, but since it was grounded, he put it to the side for a moment. He saw that Ris was confronting another wizard, he figured she could hold her own for a moment as well. What he did see however, was another enemy show up and punch Cilia. He sprang forward and moved her out of the way before the lightning attack struck her. He set her down next to a tree, "I'll handle this."
He turned and face Lockheart dead on, "You coward, let's see how you fight when someone is ready for you." With that, he drew his gun this time, and rushed toward him, ready to shoot at him if he tried any magic before he closed in, and he was closing in unrealistically fast.
The first hostile Ander saw was Zeref. He quickly moved in to engage. He first equipped a water and lightning crystal and dropped into the fray. the first thing he did when he landed was a surprise attack to Zeref's face with a water/lightning palm. ((if successfull he slams Zeref's head to the ground and drags him a bit before blasting off of him))
He then jumps away while quickly switching to a water/fire setup and made a "steam"screen (smokescreen) as he went on foot and started charging his main crystal in his left hand.
He turned and face Lockheart dead on, "You coward, let's see how you fight when someone is ready for you." With that, he drew his gun this time, and rushed toward him, ready to shoot at him if he tried any magic before he closed in, and he was closing in unrealistically fast.
The first hostile Ander saw was Zeref. He quickly moved in to engage. He first equipped a water and lightning crystal and dropped into the fray. the first thing he did when he landed was a surprise attack to Zeref's face with a water/lightning palm. ((if successfull he slams Zeref's head to the ground and drags him a bit before blasting off of him))
He then jumps away while quickly switching to a water/fire setup and made a "steam"screen (smokescreen) as he went on foot and started charging his main crystal in his left hand.
About to lay the boom >:)... hopefully :L
and don't worry, I didn't mention it, but he can't take a dragonslayer's magic. For more reasons than that.
edit: I'm actually really excited to see everyone's rank
and don't worry, I didn't mention it, but he can't take a dragonslayer's magic. For more reasons than that.
edit: I'm actually really excited to see everyone's rank
He uses his main crystal crystal. A large silvery crystal the size of a man's forearm. He uses this for physical combat and flying. This crystal's power, only when charge for some time, he can make it phase through a person's body to steal their powers, spawning a power crystal that he can use to copy their magic.
Drake unclasped his cuff and put it away and started to run with the others toward the confrontation. "D***it I knew I shoulda knocked him out!"
Ander thought he heard something in the distance and turned toward it. From his vantage point in the air he could see something coming toward the town. His eyes actually widened in surprise. He put his two fingers to his ear where a coms device was, "Someone sound the alarm, we got something big headed this way, I'm moving in to check it out."
"Yes, sir," a voice responded and within seconds the alarm was up. Ander was already on the way to whatever was coming toward the city. "Sir," the voice came back on, "You have a call. Should I patch them in?"
Ander's eyes darkened, "No, send it to my private line."
"Yes, sir"
"It's been a while, Ander," a rough male's voice said on the other line.
"What do you want," Ander cut at the familiar caller.
"My, my, such hostility. You won't be fulfilling your goal any faster that way."
"As long as I get it done what do you care," Ander shot back.
"Well, I don't care as much, but I may be inclined to take out some pent up aggression on the package you have waiting here... You wouldn't want that now would you?" the voice questioned. Ander fell silent.
"Good," the voice continued, "now let me fill you in on a recent little update to your mission..."
Ander thought he heard something in the distance and turned toward it. From his vantage point in the air he could see something coming toward the town. His eyes actually widened in surprise. He put his two fingers to his ear where a coms device was, "Someone sound the alarm, we got something big headed this way, I'm moving in to check it out."
"Yes, sir," a voice responded and within seconds the alarm was up. Ander was already on the way to whatever was coming toward the city. "Sir," the voice came back on, "You have a call. Should I patch them in?"
Ander's eyes darkened, "No, send it to my private line."
"Yes, sir"
"It's been a while, Ander," a rough male's voice said on the other line.
"What do you want," Ander cut at the familiar caller.
"My, my, such hostility. You won't be fulfilling your goal any faster that way."
"As long as I get it done what do you care," Ander shot back.
"Well, I don't care as much, but I may be inclined to take out some pent up aggression on the package you have waiting here... You wouldn't want that now would you?" the voice questioned. Ander fell silent.
"Good," the voice continued, "now let me fill you in on a recent little update to your mission..."
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