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    1. Jollan 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
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7 yrs ago
Trade > bachelors
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8 yrs ago
Desire to type "git gud" intensifies...
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8 yrs ago
okay, watched the first episode of goblin slayer, not nearly as bad as what it was made out to be. Still a bit depressing but hey, saved 2 of 4 rookies, coulda been worse.
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8 yrs ago
So i figured out, as much as id love the equivalent of an anime doom guy slaying goblins, i dont like seeing the lovely anime chicas catch a case of the mutilation.

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Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.

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Ok, that is enough stalking...

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There really isn't anything else here...

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I'm gonna call the police...

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(What's the number for 9-1-1?)

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And now everyone wonders....How does Jared drink coffee?
It...its not rusty.... :( just blood covered
Garsin leaned back in a chair and took off his helmet, letting it hang from it's hose. He gave the odd drunken man a quizzical look, one eyebrow raised. "Garsin." He replied giving his name. He reached back and grabbed a drink. He tossed an appropriate payment under the counter to "pay" for it, just so he could say it wasn't stealing. He held the bottle up to Twix and took a swig. As long as the drunk was like this, then they had nothing to worry about....accept that light headed feeling that keep coming to haunt him. He set the bottle down, pretty sure that if he drank the bottle with as little blood as he had now, it might not end up very well for his health.
Ander tested his arms as he stood up, he slightly smirked "That certainly did the trick." He turned toward the spirits. "You know, I had always wondered..." His crystal rising into the air beside him, "if a celestial spirit could have their magic stolen from them." He had his water and lightning crystals equipped.

Drake set his cards down, and turned around. He looked between the spirits and shrugged. He pulled his gloves on and unclasped his cuff, looping it in his belt. He grinned up at Al, "I'm not so sure we have a choice bud. It's not like they can just outright defy their master." He looked over to the spirits and assumed a fighting stance. "Alright, lets get this over with."
Jared drinks his coffee.
...seemed legitimate...
Drake didn't seem to mind the fake Ciskel joining them. He obviously didn't seem to be threatening them and he was sure that if he did, they could handle it quickly. Drake looked at his face down card, a five of hearts and his hand, a 3 of clubs. "Hit me"
Hey, BK. Made your way over here huh? welcome to the rp! Maybe if she runs into Klaus they could have a sleeping contest.

Dark guild: piddling and plotting as usual.
Jared smiled though it couldn't be seen through his ever present mask. However, you could usually tell his mood from his tone of voice. "Well, if I don't have it I can make one in no time flat."

He walked over to a few walls and held out one of his hands as he walked along side it. Here and there, a few parts would float out of their bins and follow him in the air. When he was done he raised his right had and opened it. He closed his eyes and built the contraption in his head, seeing the product before making it. he brought his hands together and the parts started to slide and meld together as he had imagined them. he then closed his hands into fists shouting, "KONSTRUKT!", and the final product sealed together.

He then walked over to Sonitus and handed it to him. It was two black, finger-less leather gloves. Each glove had four diamond lacrima rods on the backhand in line with his metacarpals. "I made these lacrima rods to be extra durable in case they take any damage. They are simple lacrima that won't hold a charge, however, no matter what type of magic you put in, it will only store the raw energy from that magic. When it stops receiving energy, it with then disperse the energy temporarily stored inside it as a huge flash. It shouldn't even take half a second to charge, but it will rely on your own energy to feed it when you need to use it." He placed it in Sonitus's hand's proudly. "What do ya think? Will that suit your needs?"
When Sonitus walked up to Jared's workshop, he saw Jared standing in the middle of the room and his steel golem, Garsin, floating in the air. A soon as Sonitus stepped through the open doorway, he immediately started floating off the ground. "Hey, Recoil! What brings you in here today?" Oddly enough, Jared was walking around fine. "Watch yourself", he warned as he knelt down and placed a hand on the floor. "Schwerkraft! STERBEN!"

With that, Sonitus and the golem stopped floating and fell to the ground. The golem landed on his feet, but dented the floor. Jared looked at the floor with satisfaction, "You can bet I'll be ready for that balloon next time I see him." He said with a smile. "Got something on your mind?"
Algon:"Talk to Jared, he'll hit you up with something."

in the background:

BOOM! CRASH! SHATTER!

"WHAT THE H***! Dag-nabit, Garsin! Der falsche Weg! Nehmen Sie es dort!" Jared's fussing could be heard throughout the halls.
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