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    1. Jollan 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
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7 yrs ago
Trade > bachelors
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8 yrs ago
Desire to type "git gud" intensifies...
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8 yrs ago
okay, watched the first episode of goblin slayer, not nearly as bad as what it was made out to be. Still a bit depressing but hey, saved 2 of 4 rookies, coulda been worse.
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8 yrs ago
So i figured out, as much as id love the equivalent of an anime doom guy slaying goblins, i dont like seeing the lovely anime chicas catch a case of the mutilation.

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Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.

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Ok, that is enough stalking...

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There really isn't anything else here...

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I'm gonna call the police...

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(What's the number for 9-1-1?)

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I think the staves could work like this. one increases speed of using magic while the other makes them stronger

As for Ris in the basement....Jared did BUILD the place. Might not be as easy as you think.
Jared was tired of watching the intruder scurry around his cage. He could see her, knew it was a female, but he couldn't exactly tell who she was (though he could only guess). "Klaus! I thought you were supposed to use the portal." He held his right arm over the edge of his chair and a rifle spat out of the floor into his hand. Then from the chair, aimed the rifle dead at Ris. "I'd come from behind there if I were you," he said calmly. He then contacted Algon, "Algon, we've got an extra guest down here."
Drake nodded at Ciskel, "Sounds good. I think the others already left." He looked at the staves and took a guess, "Maybe they amplify your abilities?" We can try it later, I'm sure this won't be the only time we can come in here."
Ander sat up. His communication lacrima was going non stop. It seemed like the Jailers were having trouble and were calling for back up from neighboring towns.
I got to say, had I had known that it rained, I would have been walking in the grass next to the road so I wouldn't have half the trouble walking through it. I did that all the time while we had a tenth of a mile dirt drive way (finally paved!!!).
Abandoned apartments on the other side of town. Klaus knows that he is at least in Magnolia.
I put Ander into a group I made up called the "Jailers" Which is a group of people who tend to rouge mages. The fire, water and lightning shards he uses are powers that he 'liberated' from prisoners so that they couldn't use them in jail. With that, the government could put people who were dangerous in a normal cell instead. His guild symbol for that is the black padlock with a red keyhole on his upper left arm. The Wendingo Wail symbol is a large scar that was burned into his back as a sort of branding from my soon-to-be-released bad guy. :D

He uses the Jailers to disguise the fact that he works alongside the dark guild. Sometimes, the best hiding place is among the people looking for you, haha.
Jared shrugged, "Dunno, I just build things around here. I'm sure we'll figure it out when the time comes. I've stopped trying to think ahead of the man years ago."
probably from Ander at the broken down apartments. But im not sure if I know what he is supposed to know about anything going on there, haha.
"No, you shouldn't try." Jared cut in. "You do, you may be hurting yourself more than the bar." He was tinkering with a small bird like object while sitting in a chair. He lifted his left arm nonchalantly and flicked his wrist out. Instantly, filing in from his workshop, wood, cloth, springs, feather, and an assortment of hardware came down into the basement. He clenched his fist and everything instantly came together into a bed! "Hmm," Jared hummed as he looked at his work. He snapped his fingers and chunks of wood fell off, makeing the plain wooden bed's frame into a carved masterpiece. He then nodded his approval and motioned his arm down. The bed seemed to absorb the bed as it swallowed it sank into the floor. Jared then turned his palm upward and directed the bed under Gao. With a lifting motion the bed came up under Gao. The whole prcess took about 30 seconds with minimal concentration as Jared was still working on his bird at the same time. "I can't cook though, so I can't help ya there."
"Alright," Jared said. He was crouched to get a better angel at some wires under a panel. He slapped his hands on his knees, and pushed up to stand. He stretched a bit then turned to Algon. "She should be ready to go, except the final preparations of coarse." He looked over toward Gao, "Sorry pup, I wasn't sure what you preferred when it came to eating and such."
Well... It might be easier to ask what didn't happen.
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