Jorick

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

I'm really enjoying all this conversation going on. Thanks to all the people who gave various compliments on the chapter, can't be fucked to quote them each and respond directly. Some of this other stuff though...

Goldmarble said
Now the question is: Do I support the Peacemakers because I believe in them, or do I support them purely for their cause of order? If I support them purely for order in the lands outside the city that grew around me, where does my true loyalty lie? Spam, or Rolpia?

Those questions shall be answered in time. Maaaaybe chapter 4, chapter 5 at the latest.

Lady Squee said
I was so heartbroken when my character turned down Toellner's request. All of that history made it hard. Granted, that hasn't really made its way in the story and I dunno if it will. But still. It hurt. T.T

I do have a feeling, though, that Toellner is going to be Spam's Robb Stark. I don't like that feeling.

Seeing as how I have no idea what that history entails, all signs point to no, haha. My story just draws from various Spam history, it's not trying to be an accurate representation of how things are between various people, so lots of things won't ever get mentioned probably.

Also, how could Toellner be Robb Stark? He's fighting to put someone else on the throne, so to speak. He's more like the Davos Seaworth to Primez's Stannis Baratheon, or the Loras Tyrell to Primez's Renly Baratheon (although that's got some extra implications), or going further back the Ned Stark to Primez's Robert Baratheon.

If anyone could be compared to Robb Stark, mister "I'mma fight for the freedom of my people," it would be Hank. He was even roused to war by an unexpected death, courtesy of story Jorick biting the dust in the first scene.

Zed said
Hey now.You're the one who should've been able to fight four on one.I mean, RPG's the one that disappoints me the most.He lost to a fucking frog.

Not just any frog. He's clearly a badass, or did you not notice that he wrecked a guy with the same abilities as gave four others trouble?

Jster said
I await the day when you do not know how to respond because you have a frog at your throat.

PrimezTime said
I guess that makes me Jon Umber.

See my response to Squee above for a more accurate casting choice.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Chapter 3 is up.

They keep getting longer. Soon enough I'll release chapter 15 as a novel.

How about that Game of Thrones episode?

Larfleeze said
I swear if she doesn't have a scene in the next episode...Ugh even just a little cameo at the end, that's all I want...

It's been unofficially hinted at by a reliable source.

Spoilers

Lena Headey likes to tease fans with some things on Instagram. A while back she posted a picture of herself with her hands on Pedro Pascal's head, thumbs over the eyes, which was of course hinting at how exactly his character would bite the dust. More recently she posted a picture of a heart shape made with rocks titled something like "My stone heart." Seeing as she's done this kinda thing before to hint at spoilery things and the hint is super obvious, I'm pretty sure Lady Stoneheart will make an appearance in the next episode.

Drawing Fantasy-styled Spammers. [Requests open, no guarantees.]

Kill Bones said
N-no~

You're going to be so kawaii Kibble-chan~ ^_^

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

idlehands said
I just caught up with this. Wonderful writing and I really like those Peacemakers

Heh, thanks.

I like them too. It's only a matter of time until they destroy those pesky rebellious Spammers and take true control of the place, obviously.

Drawing Fantasy-styled Spammers. [Requests open, no guarantees.]

Draw me like one of your French girls.

I figure you know me well enough to have some idea to go with, but if I had to suggest something for inspiration I'd say my self-insert Resistance character could be fun to draw.

How about that Game of Thrones episode?

It was a great episode, better than Blackwater imo. Definitely a lot better than I was expecting knowing it'd be a full Night's Watch episode, because I don't really like Jon or Sam very much. The battle stuff was all pretty great, and the big bladed anchor thing they used to wreck the last climbers was probably the coolest shit in the whole episode.

Cpt Toellner said
DAT GIANT BOW.UNF

That was amazing. Human failed, giant showed him how to wreck some crows.

Also, you should check your PMs.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

ImANargleHunter said
I can't comment on my phone, but around the part where Dervish is all like THIS FIGHTING STYLE IS SO FILTHY WAWAWA you spelt his name Devish. And when Dargo wakes up you called him baderfolk.

Oh, thanks for pointing that out. I even spell checked it, dunno how I missed those.

Taaj said
Am I still significant enough to have a cameo? Or have I already faded into Spamblivion?

You might make an appearance at some point. I made a huge list of people to potentially use as characters, and you were already on it. When that might be and how large a role you may fill is totally up in the air though, since for most people I haven't made solid plans for them until I get to the point of needing a new character, then I just pick a name from the list. Goldmarble was like that, no plans until I needed a store owner/mayor.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Chapter 2 is up.

THE SPAM MOD ELECTIONS - FINAL ROUND. THE RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE - GOLDMARBLE VS LOLSORASGAY

Lady Squee said
Boy, you watch yourself.You best be tripping because I ain't fucking around here.Someone hold my earrings. I'm about to get ghetto on this ass.

Gurl I'mma snatch some weaves in this bitch.

Get outta my face with yo fake ass ghetto.

I'mma get street on yo ass.

Punk ass bitch.