Jorick

Bolding Speech?

Yep, just a way to make speech stand out. I feel like quotation marks are enough, but to each their own.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Holmishire said
You two are so cute.

The cute ones always die.

Well, we're already halfway toward that statement being true for them.

Holmishire said
From what I remember, Jorick is the best at summarizing things, so I'll leave it to him.

Unless I finish all my drawings, then sure, I'll help.

Pfft, no, I'm not going to do a summary for lazy people. They can read it or be left out of the loop, not my problem.

The Complete Unofficial History of Spam

Oh damn, another spamfic on the way. If this keeps up, my own story is gonna get major delays due to me taking the time to read what everyone else is doing.

Another Draw Thread.

Dervish said
It was me, and it was the Turisas cover. :D

So it was. I was wondering why I remembered it sounding different, haha.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Alex said
[10:03:15 PM] Jorick: But how is it fun if they don't die?
[10:03:16 PM] Jorick: :(

whelp this is fun

Another Draw Thread.

I'm okay with the Rasputin lookalike status. Reminds me of this song that.. someone (Toellner maybe?) posted in Spam a while ago.

Another Draw Thread.

That's awesome, man. I don't need no nipples, I'm a motherfucking barbarian.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Cpt Toellner said
And do what?Open a store that sells brains?

If there's enough zombie raising action going on, that might become a lucrative business.

Mythical Adventures of Smiral and her stupid Nerd Friends

Hot damn, that ending. I could see the prophecy being off, I knew Hank would probably end up not being a good guy, and I knew that the gun was going to be used for bad things.

What I did not see coming was the explosion and story Jorick getting shot. I hope he gets better and ends up killing Hank for this.

Tumblr Stupidity

BrobyDDark said
You refuse to give attention whores attention yet you're saying we should go check out 4chan for amusement.

Besides, the colorfully vulgar responses on 4chan aren't nearly as amusing as what I can get in Spam.

That attention whores comment makes no sense. Being against them here is an effort made to make them fuck off from here, who cares if they exist on 4chan? He's saying that cringe threads are the kind of garbage that belongs on 4chan and should not be brought here. If 4chan isn't quite your speed, there are entire subreddits dedicated to things like cringe-inducing videos and stupid Tumblr stuff. Imgur frequently has stuff like this pop up too. Hell, I'm sure there are Facebook groups for it, and I know you can find lots of things on Youtube just through some basic keyword searches.

I don't get why you think you'll get something different in this thread than you would find anywhere else on the internet, because most people with stuff to contribute very likely found it through one of those sources in the first place (or got it from a friend who saw it there). You might as well just go to a place meant to be a repository of such nonsense instead of trying to make people bring it to you here.