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You nerds need to hop off story Jorick's dick. "Ermagerd he's Loki's scion so he's evil!?!!?!?!?!" Fucking racists.
I look like a douchebag.

I love it.
idlehands said
I can throw one. Hitting what I'm aiming for is another story.


That's the entire point of knowing how to throw one.

You're the worst. I can't trust you ever again, now that I know you're just a pile of lies.
idlehands said
That's because of the Vikings set. I am short and not muscular or Scandinavian.


How deep do the lies go? I bet you don't even know how to throw an axe either. :(
Kaga said
You act like "ban hammer" isn't something people already say all the time.


Actually I'm pretty sure he was implying it was innuendo for a penis.
Boxes said
Teach me. I'll suck your D in return.


Okay, meet me out behind Walmart, I'll be the guy by the dumpster wearing a trench coat and bowler hat. We'll do the deed and then I'll teach you how to make black friends to help you with your black magic.
Awson said
Lemme guess. Brovo?


Wrong.
do me bby
Chapter 6 is great.

I have so many theories as to what's coming, which I've told Elendra but I won't say them here. If any of them turn out to be true, shit's gonna get even more crazy than it already is. :D
Boxes said
What. How.


Black magic. I got my friend Tyrone to help me out.
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