Jorick

Drawing Spam Members as Cats

I wanna be a kitty. :3

Neal

Nice hider, numbnuts.

Also, what the fuck is up with people bringing 4chan shit here today? Get out.

The Fire Rises

Sherlock Holmes said
Such a naughty boy...

Don't judge me. I'm a free and independent spirit.

The Fire Rises

Sherlock Holmes said
lolno

Go hit on Jorick. He's used to it.

It's true. I'm a shameless slut.

Americhronism [Medieval Post Apocalypse]

Queen Julia's reaction was not at all what Eli had expected, but not in a necessarily bad way. He had apparently embarrassed her with his compliment on her appearance, which was an amusement in and of itself. She likely received such comments regularly from courtiers, yet she blushed nonetheless. Even the lesser nobility of Eli's homeland found themselves inured to petty compliments at a young age. Her actual words, however, put a halt to the knight's amusement at her reaction.

"Your Grace, I am humbly honored that you would deign to worry about my safety." Eli paused, considering how best to proceed past the bland courtesy. He could thank her and leave, but that might be considered rude. He could press her about the cruelty she spoke of, clearly referencing his mystery opponent for the tournament tomorrow, but that would certainly be rude. The middle route, simply continuing the conversation without any pressure, seemed his best option. "Fighting is cruel by nature. I may indeed die tomorrow, but that is part of the risk I take by deciding to live by the sword. I do not know who King Pompey will set me against tomorrow, but I can assure you that he will not find me to be an easy opponent." Eli thought for a moment then smiled, this one a real genuine expression of humor. "I probably shouldn't be bragging of my prowess to the Queen of Albany on the eve of fighting the King's chosen champion. Some might consider it improper. Alas, my tongue runs away from me sometimes."

The Fire Rises

Take that garbage back to 4chan, nerd.

What's With the Spamfics?

Goldmarble has it right.

Mythical Adventures of Smiral and her stupid Nerd Friends

Chapter 10 is great. RIP story Jorick. T_T

Flotsam was awesome. I wanted him to survive forever after defying Hank like a boss.

Newbs, Noobs, and Newbies:

Kill Bones said
I think age is an awful indicator of quality

Can't we just go by penis size like everyone else

But then I'd be like one of the new kids on the block forever. :(

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Elendra said
That was a marvellous read, Jorick the Anti-Foxes.

Although the post-ending made me feel like I was reading the spam version of the final pages of the Return of the King. It makes sense for you to have to do it, but still :p

Haha, thanks.

Also wait, I've now been compared to both George R.R. Martin AND Tolkien, even if in not very solid or entirely positive ways? Nerd ego boner achieved.

Sherlock Holmes said
An excellent story from beginning to end, Jorick. Well done!

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.

RIP Lady of Burdens.

Doivid said
LOL I loved the epilogue, I was looking for any little details and easter eggs I could.

Really good story, poignant conclusions and definitely satisfying.

Yeah, had to give little bits and pieces to hint at the future.

I'm pleased that you found it to be a satisfying ending. It ain't perfect, but I tried to wrap everything up to leave nothing hanging.

Zed said
Good job, Yorick.

thx bby <3

Halo said
It's been an epic read, Jorick, and it's kept me up far too late far too many a time. I'm honestly sad to see it come to a close, but the ending was spectacular and touching enough to soften the blow.

Haha, thank you, and you're welcome for the late nights. I'm kind of sad to be done with it as well, but it is what it is. Wouldn't want to draw it out for ages with needless extra bullshit.

Also I killed off basically all the names characters so that wouldn't have been feasible anyway.

Alex said
This chapter was one of the least deadly!

Muscle guy was indeed Kangaroo.

And yup, only chapter 2 had less deaths. There's no need for the finale to be the bloodiest of all.