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Butter said
They're all gone.


Not all.

I'm almost gone from Spam, though I'm still hanging around for RP stuff. Spam isn't very interesting nowadays, and it appears to be getting worse lately.

Cpt Toellner said
>Commonly uses an avatar of a man legitimately called "You magnificent bastard."
>Not even mentioned.


It's because you're a pretender, not a true magnificent bastard. You wear the mask without being a charismatic asshole to really fit it.
Azarthes said
We're going to stop doing this before we get our own yacht


Too late, the grand yacht Azahack just set sail.
Kestrel said
You're doing a pretty swell job working around that. I'm half expecting an anonymous "Hey, what are you... " PM after a teen-magazine approved waiting period now to complete that creepy bibliophile swag.


I would never do something like that.

Kadaeux said
No Jorick. You just need an appropriate image macro to substitute.What you wrote seems to fit this one.


Hahaha, okay, yeah, that works.
Kestrel said
Hey now, you're making it awkward.


Good.

IRL I would accompany this with uncomfortably long eye contact to drive the point home, but alas, the limitations of internet communication confound me.
Herzinth said
NO FOOD

NO DRINKS

NO MUSIC

SKYPE OFFLINE

LIGHTS OFF

ONLY YOU AND THE 50,000 WORDS


IT'S GONNA BE FUCKING INTIMATE

I'M GONNA LIGHT ME SOME CANDLES

LIGHT UP SOME INCENSE

GET IN THE FUCKING MOOD

AND THEN READ THAT BITCH LIKE IT AIN'T NEVER BEEN READ BEFORE

EVERY SENTENCE

EVERY SYLLABLE

EVERY SINGLE LETTER

EACH ONE GIVEN A LOVING CARESS BY MY HUNGRY EYES

IT'S GONNA BE SO FUCKING HOT MAN

Gat said
Honestly guys 50k words in one sitting really isn't that difficult :p


I'm well aware. I've read entire 100k+ books in one sitting.

But since Brovo made it sound like a challenge, I'll be damned if I don't take said challenge and defeat it.
Elendra said
For reasons, I'm not going to be linking any of you guys to it. Mostly as I don't want things to blow back onto me if you guys can't control yourself and go after my dad while I'm still reliant on him financially.


Yeah, absolutely don't share it with anyone while that's still a thing. Even though you know I wouldn't do shit like that, don't trust me with it either. It's just safer if nobody in Spam has access to it.
Brovo said
50,000 words
...
Do not be surprised, or ashamed, if you need more than one sitting to read it all when it is finished.


CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

I WILL READ IT IN ONE SITTING

PERHAPS I'LL EVEN GO HARD MODE AND DO IT WITH NO BATHROOM BREAKS
Yarp.
LimeyPanda said
I really didn't think it was a big enough thing that we'd go for a GM roll. If you really want, I can edit it though.


Nah, bit late for that, leave it as is. In the future though, maybe talk to the other person before doing that kinda thing. Generally when having some kind of disagreement or confrontation with another player character a collaborative post is probably the better way to go so there can be some back and forth in there.

By the way, it was mainly the long speech after the slap that annoyed me, though I dunno if that came through in that post you quoted. I could've just shrugged off the slap as an amusing and deserved reaction that is better as an actual connecting hit than as a dodged attempt, but the speech going on afterward basically made it so Kasim would have to be standing there silently afterward for a while. Had it just ended with the slap, or if the speech had come before the slap, I wouldn't have had a problem with it.
Tempest said
When I have time, can think and awake... I will be working on a bit for Lakeside. And I've taken to calling those of you who arrived there first the Three Stooges. You are ridiculous together. In a fun way. xD


I am okay with this.

Brand said
*and then Mars and Kasim totally make out.*


Sorry bro, Kasim is exclusively heterosexual.
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