harinezumikouken said
Ever saw Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged? Hilarious.
Seen it? Bitch I eat people!
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Seen it? Bitch I eat people!
Go Rusty! kick some ass!
harinezumikouken said
I'm always down for more Axe-tion. Hah, get it? See what I did there?Ah-ha....ha....-Shot-
Hilarious.
Sounds cool.
Me to
Skullcrusher smiled, and did neither, instead leaning on the wall with her very big grin. It was a surprise to find someone still like this and on the top floor as well. Maybe he was a Breezer, or lost his guild, or something else rather bad. But, none of that concerned her. Folding her arms under the top of her breastplate where her breasts would be, she took and breath, and then looked out onto the meadow.
"Either your amazing at this game, or incredibly lucky not to be dead. Most of the anti-people people got cut down on the first and second floors, so you might not have noticed, but the community is rather tightly knit now" She explained, laughing softly. "So, whichever it is, you now have a follower. Because there has to bed a super secret boss around here somewhere, and you can help me take it down, or I can help you not die" She told the guy, her armour rattling softly as she moved her hips casually.
"Either your amazing at this game, or incredibly lucky not to be dead. Most of the anti-people people got cut down on the first and second floors, so you might not have noticed, but the community is rather tightly knit now" She explained, laughing softly. "So, whichever it is, you now have a follower. Because there has to bed a super secret boss around here somewhere, and you can help me take it down, or I can help you not die" She told the guy, her armour rattling softly as she moved her hips casually.
In the month of fighting, training, and farming, Skullcrusher had not gotten any more subtle. Her huge armour, more huge and upgraded to +6 -as levels grew. upgrading became more and more efficient when faced with the difficulty or obscene pricing of obtaining new gear - and massive sword equally upgraded, a ominous clank followed her every step. However, people that knew her knew that she was much more friendly than her armour let on. She was not exactly looking for anything, but was hoping to run into some secret boss that spawned in the middle of nowhere. It was a long shot, but this game was designed for long shots. In her marching of the meadow, she saw a man sat on a wall, clearly - to Skullcrusher's mind - having the same idea as her.
With little better to do, she walked over to him, with her visor up, and a smile on her face.
"Morning!" She exclaimed. Over the weeks she had gronw more confident of her gender, there really was no reason to get all worked up about a name or your voice when death could be around any corner.
With little better to do, she walked over to him, with her visor up, and a smile on her face.
"Morning!" She exclaimed. Over the weeks she had gronw more confident of her gender, there really was no reason to get all worked up about a name or your voice when death could be around any corner.
Asura said
Such spoil. Very er!
Everyone has seen Lancer kick ass. Those who say they haven't simply don't have all their memories yet.
Motherfucking Lancer!
That badass came in to rescue Rin, fucking bitchslapped Matou Shinji across the room (and admit it, you were fucking waiting for that shit to happen the entire route), and then mouthed off against the King of Heroes.
And as if that wasn't fucking enough, Kotomine used a command spell to make him Gae Bolg HIMSELF, piercing himself straight through the fucking heart, and what does Lancer do? Die like a little bitch?
FUCK NO
He fucking kills Kotomine Kirei; THE Kotomine Kirei. Now then, he's earned his rest, right? I mean, he fucked over a major villain despite having his heart stabbed by a fucking Noble Phantasm. It's enough, right?
Fucking WRONG!
Matou Shinji starts fucking with Rin again, and Lancer's like, "bitch, step the fuck away from my woman." And this fucking half-dead servant scares that little fucker so much that he has no choice but to run away.
Finally, he makes his own funeral pyre to burn in, all while wondering what it would've been like to bang Rin just like she deserved.
As if everything else weren't already enough, the ashes of his pyre also dirty Gilgamesh, striking one last blow. His motherfucking funeral ashes cause the King of Heroes to suffer indignity. Even from beyond the grave, he pisses off that golden-haired faggot.
Holy shit, Lancer is awesome.
That badass came in to rescue Rin, fucking bitchslapped Matou Shinji across the room (and admit it, you were fucking waiting for that shit to happen the entire route), and then mouthed off against the King of Heroes.
And as if that wasn't fucking enough, Kotomine used a command spell to make him Gae Bolg HIMSELF, piercing himself straight through the fucking heart, and what does Lancer do? Die like a little bitch?
FUCK NO
He fucking kills Kotomine Kirei; THE Kotomine Kirei. Now then, he's earned his rest, right? I mean, he fucked over a major villain despite having his heart stabbed by a fucking Noble Phantasm. It's enough, right?
Fucking WRONG!
Matou Shinji starts fucking with Rin again, and Lancer's like, "bitch, step the fuck away from my woman." And this fucking half-dead servant scares that little fucker so much that he has no choice but to run away.
Finally, he makes his own funeral pyre to burn in, all while wondering what it would've been like to bang Rin just like she deserved.
As if everything else weren't already enough, the ashes of his pyre also dirty Gilgamesh, striking one last blow. His motherfucking funeral ashes cause the King of Heroes to suffer indignity. Even from beyond the grave, he pisses off that golden-haired faggot.
Holy shit, Lancer is awesome.
Asuras said
Still. I can imagine it's much more enjoyable to do things ...Aka have interactions rather than "masturbate".
Well, if I had my breasts softly stroked and played with instead of getting a kick to the ovaries twice, then maybe I would have interactions.
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