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harinezumikouken said
Hope you're up to date on your Tetanus shots, Kaben. Ouchies.


I have been eviscerated and your worrying about Tetanus? Gay-lolicon.
harinezumikouken said
1.) Can't download porn during my shift at work.2.) I'd be punitively/administratively punished if I did.3.) Even if I could, network speeds worse than dial-up would make it an extremely ridiculous undertaking.4.) I don't need porn.


5.) ????
6.) Profit!
Try stopping the porn download.
An army of Kiritos would need us to become angsty teens and spend months grinding solo to achieve massive levels. So no, we don't.
Trico leant on her Scythe as the Beowulfs circled her, panting and groaning as she did so. Then, as if taking the opening of her sudden onset on exhaustion, the Beowulf that had clawed her moved in rapidly, looking to take her head. It drew close, and the anticipation was palatable from the Beowulfs. And then, it was all over. The Beowulf laid in three parts, it's hand severed from it's arm, and then it's body sliced cleanly in half. Between the bi-sected Beowulf, Trico stood with blazing eyes, a deep grin on her face as she did so. There was no words now, no words sufficed, only action. With a growl to rival the 'Wulfs, she charged into the battle, Death would visit this place, for her or them, she didn't not yet know. But it would.

*~*

Sat on the decimated corpse of the last 'Wulf, Trico wallowed in a mixture of her own blood and the blood of the creatures. The stench of guts and the overwhelming warmth that always filled an battlefield this size was a mere distraction, not that she could do anything about it right now. Blood poured from her wounds, a large cut on her chest and a relatively deep one on her arm where new additions, but Trico paid them little mind.
"Your bleeding" a voice echoed, a voice Trico knew well.
"Really? And here I thought it was tree sap" She muttered. Not that she didn't have a bit of tree sap on her, the Scythe had caught a trunk at one point and spilled it. What that would attract, wasn't her first worry.
"Still so sarcastic. Even when no one is around" The voice commented, with a soft laugh.
"It's how life was meant to be lived" She replied, looking up with a smile of her own. Of course, there was nothing there, but still. The noise from the Mountain was a problem, not that she could help much now, but she needed to. Even that Dust-bint Laura was her partner, and abandoning her partner, wasn't a permanent idea. "Ally-oop" she muttered, standing from what remained of the Beowulf with some effort and heading to the mountain.
*Huggles Asuras*
The anime doesn't show it but, Kirito was about 20 levels higher than the boss, exhausted his stockpile of healing crystals and potions fighting it, and very nearly died in the fight, much like his battle with Gleam-Eyes.
Skullcrusher held her blade high above her head, and watched it start to grow purple, before bringing it down on the creature in front of her, stunned by an earlier Sword Skill. Her massive chunk of metal pulverized the creep, and it dissolved into pixels a few seconds later, the loot screen popping up. These monsters weren't a decent level, but they had a low chance for good drops.
"Ohh, nice mat" she muttered, hitting the accept button and then sighing, looking around. It didn't seem like there was going to be any secrets in this meadow, and other people where milling into it and grinding on the sparse mobs. She'd prefer not to get into a fight over farming rights, especially in a Death Game. "Guess I could go town and work on my blacksmithing" she muttered. It was less a skill for the masses like most people used it, and more a personal skill, keeping herself just good enough to remove the need for a blacksmith without helping everyone, she didn't have time for that with her farming and searching. The man she told not to move had, obviously, moved but she didn't expect any less."I need a Guild, or at least some friends." she muttered, before clanking off in search of higher level creeps.
Giant Fish I guess could be the one closest to being a 'secret boss'. The hidden dungeon was a dungeon, so you expect to have a boss there, the event was an event so Event bosses are also a given. SAO calls them 'Field boss' and plants them outside the labyrinth. The idea i had relates from a game I used to play called Shaiya, in which every one of the maps - the MMO was split up into 4 maps - had a super-boss hidden somewhere away. Had no quest for it, no pre-requisition and no way of finding the dam thing other than scouring the entire map. The only one I ever found was a humongous Dragon on the 3rd map after I got lost, it was up on the top left corner of the map, well away from everything else.
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