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5 mos ago
Current So I guess I should've watched Firefly ages ago, huh?
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4 yrs ago
Bleed over my grave, and plunge in the stake. Don't give me a break, when you're on the take.
4 yrs ago
Expanding Horizons Players! Join up with The Reapers of Castletain if you're looking for a group to join!
5 yrs ago
Swearing in other languages besides the mother tongue is ceaselessly amusing.
5 yrs ago
The Second Labour awaits, and I am ready to pursue it. FEAR NOT FELLOW GUILDMEMBERS, I SHALL BRING YOU GLORY ON THAT DAY!

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Banned for literally the most unimaginative ban possible.
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Does the Muffin succeed?

A) Yes, so much so that the dragon is bashed into a red smear that thoroughly stains the hoard it was protecting.
B) No, the dragon doesn't so much as flinch as the muffin's effort, looks down, and consumes the poor Muffin knight in one bite.
C) Sort of, the Muffin manages to seriously injure the Dragon, but the great beast then proceeds to fight back. Their battle will be legendary.
D) Before the Muffin can enact its brilliant strategy, an asteroid rockets down from the sky and destroys the dragon, its hoard, and the muffin.
E) Yes AND No, the Muffin fumbles the pan which ends up falling down onto the lower sections of the hoard. As the Muffin knight chases its trusty weapon, it stumbles over a magical scroll of Greater Polymorph, which activates at the Muffin's touch. Powerful magicks engulf the muffin knight, transforming it into a MIGHTY DRAGON! A younger, less tired, and infinitely more intimidating dragon than that which it had just come to slay!
Xanthan
butter
I've never broken a bone. *knocks furiously on wood*
Banned for excess horniness.

Edit: shoddy connection led to double-post. oops.
Banned for excess horniness.
Skulk
Banned because I just cracked a thousand.
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