Kill Bones

Your "ask me" topics are bad and you should feel bad.

The last confession thread made it 8 pages before it was locked. I have good faith in Spam and truly believe that it can beat this record and last an impressive 7 pages this time.

Ask me anything

I don't know

Did you enjoy it

How much money did you get

There's a lot of factors in this equation

who the fuck cares

ur fuckin weak kid

ask me any-NO GO FUCK YOURSELF

you're tearing me apart taaja

Ask me anything

Oh that's fine

I don't think anyone's going to notice

There was already a bunch of rancid meat in taco bell anyway

Ask me anything

Uh, indecent?

Why

Did the absolutely overwhelming sexiness of my very being cause you to take your pants off in a public library or something

Because let me tell you

We've all been there

ask me any-NO GO FUCK YOURSELF

oh

Ask me anything

Why do you gotta take up like

three whole pages

to get through

one poorly constructed sentence

does this make you feel

bad?

@Azarthes

well

Let me

just think

about

this

I don't fucking know, it's just a thing I do. If I had to make up some half-assed reason, then it's because it kind of forces someone to take something of a pause while reading my posts and I feel like some of the humor that I attempt works better with those pauses added in? I guess this is just my incredibly stupid way of trying to add a bit of personality to my posts. I also kind of use it as a safeguard to make sure nobody ever takes what I say seriously, y'know? I feel like nobody's going to get too bootyblasted over something I say now because of the reputation that my posts have developed for being complete and utter nonsense and shite.

Also paragraphs are hard man

Ask me anything!

<Snipped quote by Kill Bones>

Don't think anyone cares about who's my favorite or what I think

@KuroTenshi

Ohhhh, I know exactly what you're getting at

I'm honored

Ask me anything and don't get an answer!

Okay, removing Reservoir Dogs from the picture because that'd be the obvious choice here, what's your next favorite Tarantino movie and why?