Why do you gotta take up like

three whole pages

to get through

one poorly constructed sentence

does this make you feel

bad?

well

Let me

just think

about

this

I don't fucking know, it's just a thing I do. If I had to make up some half-assed reason, then it's because it kind of forces someone to take something of a pause while reading my posts and I feel like some of the humor that I attempt works better with those pauses added in? I guess this is just my incredibly stupid way of trying to add a bit of personality to my posts. I also kind of use it as a safeguard to make sure nobody ever takes what I say seriously, y'know? I feel like nobody's going to get too bootyblasted over something I say now because of the reputation that my posts have developed for being complete and utter nonsense and shite.

Also paragraphs are hard man

Okay fine

I guess I get your point

Ugh

I feel indecent now

Uh, indecent?

Why

Did the absolutely overwhelming sexiness of my very being cause you to take your pants off in a public library or something

Because let me tell you

We've all been there

I mean
Im a little too classy to get naked in a library

Its actually a taco bell that I took my clothes off in.

Im sorry man, I just cant help myself

Oh that's fine

I don't think anyone's going to notice

There was already a bunch of rancid meat in taco bell anyway

Am I gay for asking another teen boy to make out with me even if it was for a bet

I don't know

Did you enjoy it

How much money did you get

There's a lot of factors in this equation