KnightShade

Spam, help me tame rabbits

I have a story about rabbits. On Saturday I was sat out watching the football with my flatmate, and two rabbits were sat not far away on the lawn. Anyway, he decided to throw a rugby ball at them to scare them away. It landed directly on one of their heads. You shouldn't laugh really, but the rabbit started rolling on the floor, sort of pivoting around one leg, with such control you'd think it had practiced it. It's movements were so precise it got into the nettles and disappeared in, probably, less than 10 seconds. We couldn't find it anywhere after that to confirm if it lived, so we just sat there and had a really deep talk about death and stuff. And then the other rabbit came back out and wandered around for a bit, then sat not eating anything. But Arsenal won, so the rabbit thing ended up turning into a joke.

Another "Spam sucks now" thread

Man everybody got space aids and shit!

Post-GuildFall Restoration Project

Joegreenbeen said
#SomethingNatwouldsay.

Quick! You set up the containment unit while I get the hazmat suits and flamethrowers.

I'm hungry

Awson said
Eat my...?

Eat my nose!

For a moment there I thought they were going to use the pig, I'm so glad they didn't pass up the opportunity to use Will's dogs

Fresh Meat

Let's turn this thread into a massive bong!

So I need to know something about your shower habits

Kaga said
So long as you're comfortable, I don't see why it matters to your roommate.

It makes more sense/is funnier if you assume it's because they're showering together. That's obviously the best explanation for the roommate knowing about Clirkus' tap habits, and they get annoyed by them because they have to stand their in the meantime.

So I need to know something about your shower habits

Halo said
"Does it really matter" is a far better philosophical question. How one subjectively prioritises things as either important or not important, and what should be prioritised, are quite interesting questions.

I like the fun recursion of you prioritizing the question of 'What should be prioritized?' over another question. Although it's probably fair to prioritize it as a starting point for then prioritizing other questions, but that only works if you prioritize prioritizing other questions in the first place.

if you know what Raxacoricafalipitorius is, I love you.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I heard my name.

Dervish said
I'm still going with it sounds like an unfortunate STD.

Christopher Nolan's Interstellar has a new trailer!

Barioth said
I'm not. If it shows some sad depressing bullshit where he spends what seems like a short time to him in space and finally returns to earth only to find his daughter an elderly woman, I'm done.

This is Nolan we are talking about, no doubt that's going to be highlighted as a possibility, but the reality will probably be far trippier. Especially as he has hyperspace to dick around with from the look of things.

Mines Command Thread

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