KnightShade

DMV: 2 Me: 0

ImANargleHunter said
What, were you previously blind?

No, it's been over half a year since my epilepsy medication was altered. Before that it was either altered too frequently, gave me headaches, and at first I had to clear a year after a seizure. So this is the first time in four odd years, pretty much the entire time I've been old enough to take lessons, that I can take lessons. Basically woot.

DMV: 2 Me: 0

Is this a bad time to say that I got a letter today saying I'm now fit to start driving lessons?

As of late

I'd like to request one, black combat boots are all it takes for me to be happy with a thing.

Spam City: Volume 1 The Silence of the Spammers

Darkel said
Į ÇÂÑ BĘ ØF ŚĘRVĮÇĘ?

Geez, if you insist. Zump can always be corpse no. 2.

BrobyDDark said
Is me getting killed by metal being inserted into my neck a thing now? Or do I survive this to tell the tale another day?

I guess you are my Abigail Hobbs.

pitwhousedtodopokemon said
A creeper killed broby with a key in cold blood?
Very good read though!

The quote at the end is actually a reference to something that happened a month or so ago in spam, that I didn't think people payed much attention too. Anyway it's one of two major clues as to the escapees identity. There are also at least four other references to specific spammers as characters that I remember.

Halo said
I'm intrigued; I hope you keep this going! And don't worry about being rusty, I thought it was well-written.

Doivid said
I'll be following this, Knight. Good on you.

Lady Squee said
I. Love. This.

IAmTheZump said
Yes. More. Immediately. Please?

Thanks, and on it.

Spam City: Volume 1 The Silence of the Spammers

IAmTheZump said
I volunteer as tribute!

Congratulations! You get to be a corpse!

Spam City: Volume 1 The Silence of the Spammers

Prologue

Commentary

Thought I'd try a spamfic, I've had lots of ideas since they started but I can be really bad for sitting down and writing things. This is the first time I've written anything non academic in a long time so I hope it's not too bad. I had to look up the rules around speech marks for godsake. This was originally supposed to be two introductory scenes but when I finished this it was time for bed so I decided to just make it a prologue. It's looking to use a lot of police and detective story elements, and the next bits going to be at a crime scene. I've decide it's going to feature Goldmarble and Grif, but I need a third person. Any volunteers?

Spam minecraft server

Mine is Kn1ghtSh4d3

Spamventures: A Comic About Spam And Robots

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
That hurts.

I thought we were friends.

Friends get higher levels of mockery at no extra charge.

Spamventures: A Comic About Spam And Robots

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
You could increase your ratings by adding some new and interesting characters *cough*likeme*cough*

hmmm

natsumehack said
Oh please I am the most resilient out of anyone, expect maybe those scissors.

He's weak against rocks though.

Spamventures: A Comic About Spam And Robots

natsumehack said
Oh please I was the first one in the comic, I am protagonist or antagonist by default.

Fingers crossed, you're the guy introduced in the first chapter who dies to prove how deadly the world is.