KnightShade

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ImANargleHunter said
Okay, first off, I did not build it. It came with the house. Secondly, after the first time I heard scratching I did in fact set mouse traps! And they caught a single mouse. That was months ago, and the traps are still set. My cats go to town on the mice and shrews and weasels and stuff, though, so it doesn't seem to be an issue. Also, my dogs don't bark at it, so I don't think there is an animal trapped. There's also no noise when I go in there.It's probably me hearing stuff! But it still doesn't make me feel very good. :c

So you killed the mice which were making the noise, and now it's haunted by mice.

Need help with my paranoia.

I don't know about paranoia but to help you sleep try turning the lights down an hour before bed, drinking some chamomile tea and reading or writing a diary. It's best to do this while laid in bed, valerian root and st john's wort work too. If you think reducing your anxiety would help get bran flakes reinforced with iron, folic acid and vitamins. All these, but especially vitamin B8 are helpful, I typically eat this for breakfast with wholegrain toast and celery which is high in sodium and folic acid. The size of the meal also reduces anxiety, and you can eat bran flakes with yoghurt for a dessert as well. I also highly reccomend starting a daily supplement of inositol, or inositol and choline, I avoid choline myself because I worry about the fish smell.

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Doivid said
Hey everyone. Join my faction, NiceSpammers. Have a big valley with mountains around, a neat lake, horses, and you get to be scary nice and murder anyone who fucks with you. win/winlike I want you in there, knightshade

I'll collect the glowstone and obsidian for the giant smiley face, you can design the cannons for behind its eyes.

beer is gross

I never used to like beer, then I ordered a rum flavored one and now I drink hardly anything else.

Hey sherlock this is my reaction for when I know a Shitstorm is comming.

Doivid said
do you really think so? but I try not to be. :(

rude with a capital r!

So is brody going to

natsumehack said
just collect more, and more quotes from me, for his nethack generator?

Sadly nothing about bela, wolfs or rabbit doubt is in it.

You will have to start expanding your vocabulary before he tries to replace you.

Fine, Creep.

mdk said
you guys are just mad cuz you missed flannel when it was cool instead of ironic.

Irony isn't cool? I don't know what's real anymore.

Creepy shit

So most of my holidays from being little have been to the lake district camping. While there we generally buy our walking boots and trainers, usually from Keswick but this time from Ambleside. So we go into this store that's mostly shopfront and a guy starts helping my little sister try on shoes while talking to us. You can sort of tell there's something odd about him because my dad can talk for England and this guy talks so much he makes my dad quiet, but he's friendly enough. Amyway when ee tell him we're from Doncaster he tells us he spent sometime there, in prison. When we ask why he makes a joke about kidnapping little girls to my sister. Then he tells us that he did actually kidnap an underage girl, but didn't abuse, he was protecting her from her father who was abusing her and could cover it up as he was social services. After he got out of prison for it she was the only one waiting for him and she was old enough for them to marry. I checked it out in the news at home and sure enough he'd been done for kidnapping, couldn't be convicted of molestation. Not the scariest thing that ever happened to me but to this day I don't know what to make of it, maybe I jump to conclusions but it creeps me out with how differently the media portrayed it.

Tell me I'm perdy

You look like you've just taken a bite out of another human being. 9/10

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Joegreenbeen said
I wish... Wait! Is it safe for that cat to be smoking!

You wish the cat was driving a convertible, yet worry if it's safe to smoke?