Half PintHalo said
Then I promise not to discuss pogo sticks.
There isn't a fear of pogo sticks, that's because pogo sticks are God's gift.
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There isn't a fear of pogo sticks, that's because pogo sticks are God's gift.
Halo said
I'm not talking about a fetish for facial hair on people. Just the facial hair alone. Floating there. Watching. Waiting. Unpleasantly sticky and matted.
Please stop, I have Pogonophobia, u guiz
Jorick said
Stop kink shaming me.
"ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it's kink shaming so i think you'll find i'm free to go officer."
Halo said
Omega-3 reputedly aids in coping with more intelligent and reasoned, serious conversation.Unfortunately, that isn't a symptom of OffTopicification. So no, there isn't a cream.
We all should start a fundraiser for this tragic affliction.
#stopOffTopic2k14
Halo said
OffTopicification.
Oh my, that sounds horrible... Is there a cream for that?
ImANargleHunter said
Holy guacamole
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Lucian said
You take people away.
with BONDAGE
Barioth said
Truly you are a scholar who fully grasps the entirety of the majestic and beautiful Wheatshark.
I actually had to do research for the Latin names, ugh.
Doivid said
45. What are wheat sharks?
Wheatsharks a.k.a Triticum Selachimorpha is a genus of the Landshark a.k.a Solum Selachimorpha which is in turn a cousin of the regular watershark a.k.a Boring Selachimorpha.
The only difference between Landsharks and Wheatsharks is the habitat in which they live. Landsharks live mostly in sandy areas like deserts and beaches, while the Wheatsharks live exclusively in wheat fields.
Furthermore the Wheatshark is divided into 3 separate subspecies, the South African Tanned Wheatshark(Selachimorpha Frumenturpis Africanus), the European Grey Wheatshark(Selachimorpha Frumenturpis Europa) and the North American Wheatshark(Selachimorpha Frumenturpis Americanus). All of these species are surprisingly docile unless their wheatfields are disturbed or harvested by farmers, in which they become incredibly violent, this leads to them becoming pests that the farmers are forced to cull to protect their farms and livelihoods.
Breeding for the Wheatsharks is very difficult for some reason, don't know why, I guess it's because they can't fuck through dirt?
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