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Current That's bullshit, but I believe it.
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Why do I keep procrastinating?
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DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE IS CONFIRMED
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toki wo tomato
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Finally done!
And with that I am off to bed.
ImANargleHunter said
I've mentioned my panic room before, yeah?

Well I went to go check for pencils inside it and when I tried to open the first door, it's locked? From the inside.

Of course, the first thing I did was find my brother to make sure he hadn't locked himself in there somehow, but no, he's accounted for. Um. Wtf?


Simple, your brother's a mutant and he has just developed his ability to teleport after locking himself inside.

so to recap
Good news: Your brother has superpowers
Bad news: You better get ready to fight for his civil rights
HamburgerHelper said
I have seen many fanfictions lately on spam. I have decided to make one myself. I've been a little depressed this past 2 months because my goldfish adventures show I submitted to Cartoon Network was declined entirely, and even made fun of.

But now I would like to make a goldfish crackers and spam crossover. It could be where people in spam get shrunk down and find the goldfish crackers living under the bed, just like in the commercials. The courageous extreme, the flavor blasted goldfish might team up with someone in spam who is courageous as well, maybe halo or brobyddark. And they would separate in groups led by one of the goldfish members, to find the way to get everyone back to normal. But they would have to watch out for the vacuum like in the commercials.


If there's one person who deserves to be blessed with eternal life, it would be you. <3



"Always keep your foes confused. If they are never certain who you are or what you want, they cannot know what you are like to do next. Sometimes the best way to baffle them is to make moves that have no purpose, or even seem to work against you."

Name: Petyr Baelish

Affiliation
Lannister, though he appears to have a more ominous agenda of his own.

Age: 35

Occupation/Position
Master of Coin for the Lannister's gambling dens, Brothel Owner, Investor

Personality
The Master of Coin known as “Littlefinger” is a self made man. Incredibly smart and suave, he ascended the social ladder as if he were merely climbing a tree. To him the game of thrones is just that: a game. But make no mistake, this charming and witty man holds incredible power over finances and people.
Petyr is very secretive with his intentions and he is able to see farther ahead than anyone else in terms of planning. He seems to have a natural ability to charm people and bring them to his side, but it is all an act. He is in actuality a cold, ruthless, and intelligent person.

Drinks: Petyr does partake in bit of drinking, though never to the point where he's drunk. All sorts of things could come tumbling out of his mouth...
Greatest Strength: Ambition and an affinity for gold makes Petyr an excellent Master of Coin
Greatest Weakness: His penchant for working on his own could be his downfall if he is found out

Family
Mother: Unnamed Mother (Deceased)
Father: Unnamed Father (Deceased)

Short History Petyr Baelish's grandfather was an Italian hitman in the service of the Corbray crime family, who later immigrated to Las Vegas to take advantage of its large and profitable criminal industry. Baelish’s father was the smallest of small criminals who ran a racketeering business south of the region of the Vale in the smallest of the Fingers, a group of five high-rise apartments, unimaginatively nicknamed by its residents after their shape. His father later befriended Hoster Tully in the aftermath of a brutal gang war, which cemented an alliance between their criminal enterprises and eventually led to Petyr being sent to Hoster's estate of Riverrun to be fostered with his children after his father died, despite his lower-class upbringing.

At Riverrun Petyr was fostered and raised alongside his social betters, the Tully children, Catelyn, Lysa and Edmure, who first gave him the nickname "Littlefinger" as a reference to his place of birth. As they grew older, Petyr fell in love with Catelyn, who in turn loved him as a brother, but nothing more. When Catelyn and Brandon Stark's engagement was announced, Petyr taunted the much older Brandon into a brawl. Brandon won easily, leaving Baelish with a serious wound which later became a rather disturbing scar, but spared his life in compliance with Catelyn's request. Catelyn did not speak to him afterwards and ignored his many attempts to talk with her.
Lysa, on the other hand was in love with Petyr. Overlooking his obsession with her sister, one night, while he was drunk and miserable over Catelyn's rejection, she slipped into his bedroom and slept with him. Petyr, being heavily intoxicated may have mistaken Lysa for her sister, and had called her "Catelyn" that night. After getting injured severely during of his duel against Brandon Stark, Lysa helped nurse him for a fortnight, during which they slept together again. Lysa became pregnant with Petyr's child as a result of their second encounter. After Petyr was sent away from Riverrun to pursue other interests, Lysa revealed her pregnancy to her father, Hoster Tully, in the hopes he would relent and allow Lysa and Petyr to marry. Instead, Hoster forced Lysa to abort the pregnancy.
Petyr maintained a relationship with Lysa in secret even after her marriage to Jon Arryn. Lysa convinced her husband to give Petyr control of customs at Gulltown, where he increased incomes tenfold. His skill with finances resulted in a series of appointments leading to his being named Master of Coin by Mafia Don Robert Baratheon. There his influence furnished him with many allies and contacts, including members of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. He also bought numerous brothels in the city to further fill his coffers and uses them as honeypots to gain secrets from clients, his network of spies and informants is only second to Varys'.

Other - Has a scar from his navel to his collarbone
- Wears no jewelry apart from a ring inscribed with a Mockingbird on his right index finger

Sorry, I got too sp00ked at the end...
In As of late 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Goldmarble said
Since when do you and Nex count as "The People", let alone people?


Woah, easy on the racism...
In As of late 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Esper said
Don't be that person.


But the people demand dicks.
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