Larfleeze

~~Mågï¢ Kñïgh†§ VåñgårÐ~~

Awight dis here cat bitch be like "Yo, come 2 ma candy land crib, dawg." and Kroaky wiz like "Naw nigga, who da fuq u think i am, some kind of homo thug?"

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Kroaky gets bored of dis cracka party and starts signing, being a frog it sounds like horrible croaking

♫ Will you help me hide a body ♫
♫ Come on we can't delay ♫
♫ No one can see him on the floor,
Let's get him out the door before he can decaaaay! ♫

~~Mågï¢ Kñïgh†§ VåñgårÐ~~

Kroaky gets sick of dat bitches laughing and exorcises everyone's sins

"Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus
omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio
infernalis adversarii, omnis legio,
omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo draco maledicte
et omnis legio diabolica
adjuramus te.
Cessa decipere humanas creaturas,
eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare."

He shouts back handing dat bitch's face with his webbed hand.

~~Mågï¢ Kñïgh†§ VåñgårÐ~~

Kroaky can only hear fighting, he cries but he can't see the others making fun of him, Kroaky cries more...

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Being blind Kroaky can't see shit, so he trips not on drugs tho because dats a sin.

~~Mågï¢ Kñïgh†§ VåñgårÐ~~

I'VE BEEN ACCEPTED, NOW MY MOTHER WILL LOVE ME

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~~Mågï¢ Kñïgh†§ VåñgårÐ~~ character sheet
name: Kroaky McScrote
gender: Cis Frog
sexuality: Donkey
powers: Frog
skills: being a frog, hammer pounding
items: hammer
hair: frog
skin: frog
favorite color: frog
eyesight: blind
mouth color: frog
tongue length: Hella long
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strong: not very
fast: frog
~~Mågï¢ Kñïgh†§ VåñgårÐ~~:

HAVE NO FEAR FOR BATARIAN BATMAN IS HERE

I will steal yer shit...
ALL MINE!
even the used clothes...Larfleeze is penniless :c

I can only take so much of the 'ban the user above you' game

Kangaroo said
Substance abuse.

Only the freshest Crystal Meth can do the job!