Larfleeze

c:

Sable said
Go back to Tumblr

cishet scum

Jorick I Challenge YOU!!!

Derpestein said
This one time a couple had sex for procreational purposes

Holy shit

The terror

Speaking of procreational sex.

THERE I WAS walkin' down the road, now this past week has been rather foggy, so foggy even the lighthouse could not penetrate the thick mist that covered the land. Suddenly I heard a piercing wail of an infant from somewhere in the fog. It was creepy, Yarr!

My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

Sable said
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!love and waffles,t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Jorick I Challenge YOU!!!

Vordak said
ahem kreepypastaril liaf stori red wid attention to feel creepzsoi waz walin once dei toschul when i si diswird gaiy"som hir boi" he sezim lik fuk no lik ur balz ur gayand si nexst dei i si dey wroute i de nuise parers dat dere wuz a pedo guy omg i so laki i sed hi to fuk of

It shames me to admit that I can read that... What have you done to me?

Somebody explain this to me because women have confused me.

notdeadyet said
Its where i sarcasticly immitate the hindi guy who works at the quicki mart in simpsons. In my household, it is a nice way of saying to bugg off.

I...

Why do my browsers have so many viruses

Aragorn said
#LinuxMasterRace.Also, I've been here longer then you. Get off my lawn.

IT'S NOT NATURAL, IT'S DARK SIDED!

Why do my browsers have so many viruses

Aragorn said
Step 1: Install Lubuntu(Or Xubuntu/Ubuntu)Step 2: Install ChromiumStep 3: ????Step 4: Profit.And before you say "BUT STEAM!!!", you can dual boot Windows and Linux.

I will not have that hybrid abomination on my forum, get out.

I should reopen Peril.

I'm only joining this if I get to be what is essentially Brave and the Bold Aquaman. I wish to be Outrageous.

Xbox just forced me to format the harddrive for no reason...

It was God punishing you for being a dirty console player.

nah but seriously, that's depressing, would it cheer you up if I played the Theremin?



Shhh, sit, listen to its celestial tones...

Somebody explain this to me because women have confused me.

Smiral said
I wanna berate OP but I don't have my mean pants on

r u wearin ur docile panties bby ;)