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10 yrs ago
Current That's bullshit, but I believe it.
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11 yrs ago
Why do I keep procrastinating?
11 yrs ago
(´・ω・`)
11 yrs ago
DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE IS CONFIRMED
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11 yrs ago
toki wo tomato
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ImANargleHunter said
Okay I want to see the most disliked rankings though


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In Skeleton jelly 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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Leviathan said
Anyone see Gotham last night?


idlehands said
I knew I forgot something. I'm so bad at keeping track of shows.


I also forgot Gotham was starting, anyone know if it was good? I'm still a bit apprehensive about it.
mdk said
Everybody, like ten years ago.


Well sorry, Princess I didn't realise you had to download mods a decade ago to be eligible for the Mod users club.
genghismike said
I'll be waiting on the next update on the grand adventures of Larfleeze and his stone cold companion.


NEXT TIME ON: 'Whatever the fuck I'm calling this'.

- Larfleeze gets caught up in the annual Guard's rave



- Just who, or what is Papa Spooky?



Will our heroes escape Whiterun or will they be caught and thrown back into the dungeons? Find out next time.
Smiral said
Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.
Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.


I chuckled.


"It's a little snug..." complained Larfleeze as he squeezed himself into the Whiterun guard uniform. "What do you think, Icebrains, do I look like the fearsome defender of Whiterun I feel I am?" he asked the towering creature of solid ice he called friend. The massive golem simply shrugged and emitted a deep grumble of acknowledgement. "Yeah, you're right... I would look more scary with a great big warhammer, wouldn't I?" he asked with a smirk, not really expecting an answer.
"You know, you really shouldn't have punched him so hard." Larfleeze said, looking at the naked, dead guard he had just looted moments before, surrounded by the cheese and Tableware scattered by Icebrains. The ice monster merely grunted. "People will come looking for us, wondering where the boy and his 11-foot Ice Atronach went." Icebrains shrugged again, as if to say "Who cares?" "Good point." Larfleeze replied "Besides, they probably won't notice us when we walk ou- Oh right, you're not the stealthiest of the bunch" Larfleeze said, realising his mistake. "Oh well, we'll just have to chance it won't we?" he asked as the loud heavy footsteps of Icebrains echoed towards the exit of Dragonsreach Dungeons.

ROLL CREDITS

I escaped with my Ice Thrall
The Guard doesn't care...




I have given myself up willingly but it is actually a Le Rusé, honhonhonhon.
I like Spore... :c
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