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10 yrs ago
Current That's bullshit, but I believe it.
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11 yrs ago
Why do I keep procrastinating?
11 yrs ago
(´・ω・`)
11 yrs ago
DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE IS CONFIRMED
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11 yrs ago
toki wo tomato
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paigesweetheart said
Wow :( Thats so harsh.... she is bad ass when fighting walkers but wow :( seems likel u dont want me here!


Enalais said
She doesn't mean it to be mean, but when you put your trust in someone you just met your bound to get fucked.


I'm actually surprised your character isn't broken in someway, 1 Year + is when the bleak shit really starts and we're only 2/3 months in. Oh boy.
Foxxie said
As a bearer of the name Meghan, I this typo.


FOXXIE, YOU GOT A SPOOKY SIG.
BE MY SPOOKY BUDDY, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY CANDY AT HALLOWEEN.
ImANargleHunter said
Lurking in the shaaadooooows


Living in the woods,
Shia LaBeouf!
Killing for sport,
Shia LaBeouf!
Eating all the boooooodies,
ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...

ˢʰᶦᵃ ᴸᵃᴮᵉᵒᵘᶠ⋅⋅⋅
Ok, retconned it so Michael is now located more westward.
Also I did a little itty bitty post.
Sneaking out the back door and into a broad alleyway Michael stumbled upon a single walker, simply standing still, staring up into the sky next to a jaw-less dead body sitting propped up against the wall. Hearing the door shut, the walker turned its head to look at Michael with its lifeless, grey eyes and made its way towards him with the staggering grace of a drunkard. Gripping his hatchet tighter he waited until the walker came into arm's reach and swung it downward right into the top of its scalp. The hatchet went deep, having broke completely through the border of the frontal and the parietal bone and into the brain itself. The walker unexpectedly crumpled immediately to the ground as if it were a bag of sand, surprising Michael as he fell with it.
Letting go of the hatchet he stood up and tried to pull it free from the lurker's head. He was so focused on getting his hatchet back he didn't notice the jaw-less 'dead body' slowly pulling itself up behind him.

Having finally ripped the hatchet free with a horrible wet sound, Michael turned around to see the jawless walker lurching towards him, gurgling through the torn and bloody hole in its throat. Michael raised the hatchet as quick as he could and tried to hack through its skull only to slice off the majority of the walker's left ear. Unfortunately this did nothing but stop it temporarily as it attempted to rip and tear at him. Instead of raising the hatchet, Michael decided to swing it sideways and hit it just above the temple as the walker finally dropped dead.

Taking a few moments to catch his breath, Michael pulled the hatchet free and ran out from the alleyway. He needed to get back 'home', get something to eat, maybe some sleep and find another place to scavenge from considering the Grocery store was all but ransacked. He headed west on his way back to his place while keeping an eye out for any more roamers or lurkers waiting to take him by surprise.
double post


I've just realised everyone's somewhere westwards while I'm fucking around in the east.
Should I edit it so I'm closer or what? I'm not sure how big Salt Lake City is.
Sole said
I will steal stray Kahjits and leave them in the guild.


If you provoke Khajiit, he will be forced to unsheathe his claws, traveller.
The hardest part of sleeping nowadays is the nightmares, that is if you can get to sleep with the constant, never-ending moaning and growling outside.
Michael had just woken up from a nightmare for the second time today. It was always the same one every time. The one where everything seems normal, before all of this.
He goes to his parents house for a visit, only they aren't home, the entire house is empty apart from his little sister sitting in a bare living room on the floor with a blank expression. There is no sound apart from a mysterious unseen clock loudly ticking away. Supposedly unaware of the evidently bizarre aberration of the house Michael sits down beside her and begins staring into nothing alongside her as if in a trance.

Time passes, whether it was minutes, hours or days he doesn't know. Eventually his sister stands up and walks up stairs into her bedroom, closing the door. Michael doesn't appear to notice until he hears a deafening bang and a scream echoing from the very same room. He runs up those seemingly endless stairs, with a hatchet for some reason in his hand, and into her room, the floorboards creaking with every step. Opening the door he sees his sister lying on the floor, somehow already decayed and rotten, a single maggot crawling in and around her bloodshot eye. Crouching over her with their faces buried into her flesh were their parents. The entire room stunk of blood and rotten meat, he gagged and would have vomited if not for the fact he hadn't eaten in days. Michael froze as his undead parents turned their stiff and decomposed necks towards him. He doesn't resist when they grab him and plunge their teeth into his neck and shoulder. The last thing he always sees before he wakes up is his sister's fingers twitching.

Having decided that he had wasted enough daylight brooding over his nightmares Michael began checking whatever supplies he had in his bag. A bottle and three quarters worth of water and a single bag of trail mix. Evidently, he needed to scavenge more, which unfortunately means a trip into the city. Hopefully he wouldn't need to go in too far. Who knows how many walkers could be lurking around, waiting for an easy meal. Grabbing his hatchet and handgun, Michael set out carefully and quietly from his temporary makeshift residence on the western outskirts of Salt Lake City and headed inwards, vigilant in case an audacious walker tried to sneak up on him. As he went further in he noticed the disturbing scent of burning and rotten meat which reminded him of those nightmares. He wrinkled his nose in disgust and put the thoughts away from his mind.

The smell was virtually overpowering but he was almost there, a charming little grocery store by the name of Grossman's Groceries that he had regularly taken food and water from when he needed. Having arrived at the store's entrance, he pulled up the roller shutter and stepped inside, making sure it was closed again before moving on. He gripped the hatchet tighter just in case walkers or bandits somehow found their way inside. At this point in time most of the fruits, vegetables and milk had gone bad and spoilt without refrigerators to keep them fresh, so Michael usually ignored these aisles and skipped straight to the canned goods. "Shit." Michael whispered to himself when he saw that almost everything had been taken since last time he was here, apart from one can of sweetcorn and a can of tomato soup.

Suddenly he heard a thunderous bang on the shutter, immediately he grabbed the two cans and ran for the back entrance of the store. Even if it was a lone roamer just accidently bumping into the shutter, he couldn't take the chance if another saw the first walking into the shutter and mistake it as an attempt to get in. If that happened the second one will beat the shutter in order to get in, then the first walker will see this and join the other one in trying to make their way in, and it will go on and on until every walker in the area is all riled up and hungry. He'd seen it happen before.
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