Larfleeze

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The Nexerus said
When in the NCR questline do you have to eradicate an innocent village?

DOESN'T MATTER I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A TERMINATOR,
LARFLEEZE ORANGINA THE TERMINATOR CRUSH-DEATH-KILL AHA HAH HA!

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The Nexerus said
Slaughtering Fiends and obliterating the obstacles to civilization in the wasteland don't require being a dick.

What if one of your obstacles is a innocent village, what then?

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The Nexerus said
Join NCR and then be a dick. Civilize the wasteland.

But I can't civilize the Wasteland without being a dick, it's like...literally impossible

So

Taaj said
For all those interested: I did not fuck the waiter.

Liar, you so did.

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Vortex said
Do nothing just spend your time running in circles

No, that's no fun.

Choose how I play Fallout

I'm bored and I want to play Skyrim but I dont have it so I'm going to play the next best thing...Fallout New Vegas and I want you to pick how I play
1. Join the Legion and be a dick
2. Slaughter everyone I can at any chance I get
3. Be friendly and help Everyone
4. Join NCR and be a dick
I've named my character Larfleeze Orangina.

Add 'Sweden' to your list of weird countries

Jesus Christ, it's like in zombie movies when a character makes a loud noise and it goes silent and you hear infected screams and shouts in the distance as they run towards them

I know it's bullshit

mdk said
Kaiser (the feisty orange one)

My name is not Kaiser

The Ocean Will Not Be Contained

Fisk said
I prefer my seafood on a platter, thank-you very much.

FOUL SURFACE-DWELLER, FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD.

Greetings, foolish mortals!

Mr_pink said
You seem rather egotistical but whatevs, welcome to the guild.

"ALL OTPs ARE FALSE EXCEPT MINE ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORT THEM MUST FACE THE DEATH PENALTY!"