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10 yrs ago
Current That's bullshit, but I believe it.
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11 yrs ago
Why do I keep procrastinating?
11 yrs ago
(´・ω・`)
11 yrs ago
DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE IS CONFIRMED
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11 yrs ago
toki wo tomato
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ITS
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NUTSHACK

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idlehands said
I've peeked into tumblr and I can't do it. I don't know if it's as obnoxious as facebook but it looks pretty close.


Smiral said
It's only good if you're able to find the perfect crowd to follow right off the bat.


What Smiral said, just avoid the "HURRR DURRR STRAIGHT WHITE MALES ARE SATAN'S CHILDREN" crowd and you'll be fine.
Frizan said
Sounds like Jorick needs to check his privilege. He hurt my headmate's feelings.


I'M MORE OPPRESSED THAN YOU
Jorick said
You people sicken me.


Do you need antibiotics or chicken soup?
Awson said
Nah, but you can take the change in it.


Sweet.
Awson said
I would have rather read a guide on how to castrate myself and make a new coin purse.It would have been better trivia, at least.


Do you sell these coin purses, I'm interested in buying one?
Edward O'Hutch was in his cabin aboard 'The Sea Devil' studying local maps and comparing them with rumors of potential fleets ripe for plundering, suddenly a fresh recruit burst in lighting up his dark cabin and nearly blinding Edward with sunlight. "Cap'n! We've gota massive fleet off tha port bow! They're lead by a HDKS Vad-Veeda-?" Edward stopped him from embarrassing himself further "It's HDKS Vædderen, it's Dutch, ya twat, I know 'em, let's go pay 'em a visit." He said rising out of his chair and stepping out of the cabin.

Edward walked to the left side of 'The Sea Devil' and snatched a spy glass off of the nervous recruit "Give it here, cunt..." he growled as he confirmed it to be true, Willem had returned "Heh, ya crazy Deftun bastard." he whispered to himself "EVERYONE, SET SAIL PORT SIDE, I WANTED TA SEE 'EM A MOON AGO!" he shouted to his crew as 'The Sea Devil' started moving to intercept the fleet followed by the rest of the ships...
BrobyDDark said
I have eleven followers. GET ON MY LEVEL.


I have 31, blow me, hoe
Ruler sheet

-name: Edward O'Hutch
-nickname: The Devil of the Sea
- age: 35
-likes and dislikes:
Likes: Plundering ships, sailing, gold. Ship deck combat
Dislikes: Land, cowards, losing ships and crew, slavers.
-items: Two Spanish cutlasses attached to Edward's hips, a single flintlock pistol (doesn't matter if I can't have this, I just assumed since there's cannons), doesn't believe in armour except from the clothes on his back as it may drag him down when he's overboard and a single long dagger.

Kingdom sheet
-kingdom name: O'Hutch's Fleet
-brief description: O'Hutch's Fleet is a Flotilla, A collection of twenty six captured ships, ruled by the notorious pirate Edward O'Hutch, who is captain of the main ship 'The Sea Devil', each ship is captained by those Edward trusts and are different in size and speed. All ships are outfitted with crew, grapples and chain shot cannons for use of destroying sails only, so that the flotilla can close in and capture the victim and their cargo, any prisoners are free to go or join the crew provided they comply. Those who do not or attack the flotilla are killed and thrown overboard. Anyone can join the fleet provided they are good with a blade. These recruits are treated like dirt until a month passes since their recruitment.
- a good thing about the kingdom: Mobile, almost all residents are able to fight.
-flaw: Small, No room to farm so the fleet needs to anchor at ports for resupplying.
Smiral said
I remember being 14.It smells like genital fluids, cheeto dust, and sweaty angst.


Interesting, tell me about your childhood?
ImANargleHunter said
That would probably be less embarrassing.


I swear to god if it's a mlp blog I will slash you.
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