Blitzkrieg said
I didn't even need to open the video, seeing a shirtless guy sitting in a dark room tells me everything I need to know about Larfeeze.
Says the guy with the Nazi set.
Blitzkrieg said
I didn't even need to open the video, seeing a shirtless guy sitting in a dark room tells me everything I need to know about Larfeeze.
Dervish said
They don't come out of the earth to swallow cities, so no.
Dervish said
What grinds my Gears? Locusts.
Jorick said
Jesus wasn't a vampire, you dolt. He didn't need to drink people's blood to survive (the wine thing was other people drinking his blood, not the same thing) and sunlight didn't hurt him. He also wasn't a zombie or a wight or a ghoul or any number of other potential undead creature. He was, in fact, a lich.Liches are powerful sorcerers who are reanimated in their own corpse, sometimes with a separate vessel housing their soul, and they still bear any wounds they took when dying. Jesus was known to perform miracles like curing diseases and the like, thus he was obviously a powerful sorcerer; he was said to still bear the wounds in his hands and feet and such after he rose from the dead; it is unknown whether or not he had a phylactery. It is clear through the evidence that he was a lich, so please quit with your nonsense.
Blitzkrieg said
sometimes I mispronounce things
Ace of Spades said
But I like round butts.
Rusalka said
HEY WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE YELLING?!!!!! I'M TRYING TO STRANGLE MY LIZARD OVER HEEERRREEE!!!!