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Nope, Larfleeze hasn't
Just finished. Before you ask, I'm not at the party because it doesn't really make much sense for my character to be there.
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Just finished. Before you ask, I'm not at the party because it doesn't really make much sense for my character to be there.
Arms traffickers were lifting crate after crate of stolen K'un-Lunian weapons into an armoured truck, Lucas Rand watched them from the roof of a nearby building, staring in through the skylight of the building below, ready to pounce down like some sort of bird of prey if need be. Having acted on a lead he received awhile ago from an anonymous source outside of his range of contact within K'un-Lun that Davos and the others involved in his father's murder were hiding somewhere in New York, specifically in Brooklyn, Lucas had went after prominent smuggling rings, hoping to forcefully extract information that would lead to their location, so far he had been unsuccessful.
Soon enough, the silence was broken by a tall, muscular and rather rough looking man's group voice ordering a lackey around like he was in charge of the whole operation. Luke knew better though, someone that stupid looking would never have been able to take down the mighty Iron Fist.
"Hey, Dave, when yer finished with those crates, I wantcha ta help Tony get those Wakandan armours loaded up."
Luke thought he had seen enough and leaped down off of the building and through the skylight, startling the criminals. One of them immediately dropped a crate, produced a knife and ran towards him. Luke just smiled and leaped out of the way of the thug's slashes, it was as if the criminal was telling him which way to dodge. Soon enough he tired of toying with the man. He dodged under a slash before kicking up at the thug's elbow, Lucas heard the bone snap, like a piece of wood, horrifying the smugglers. He spun from his position to face the numerous thugs behind him. Each held some sort of weapon, most of them held basic weapons like crowbars and some even managed to break open and plunder the crates full of K'un-Lunian weapons. Luke quickly ducked out of the way as the onslaught of fire that decimated where he was standing. The immense recoil of the fire arms in the hands of the inexperienced lawbreakers prematurely ended the barrage, Luke thought this was his chance to finish them swiftly before they could get away with the stolen armaments. Dashing towards the armed group with almost inhuman speed, he took one of them out with a Chi-enhanced roundhouse kick to the gut before the others even realised what was going on. They started blasting him again, despite the dangerous close range. Luke sprung up and preformed a split kick, striking two of them in the face, their fingers still on the triggers as they slipped into unconscious, letting loose a small eruption of fire.
Luke thought he had taken out all of the smugglers, that is until he felt an excruciating pain hit him in his back, sending him a few feet across the room into the containers of Wakandan armours, scattering them all over the floor. Luke was lying amongst them, unable to get up, he felt like he had been struck by lightning. Suddenly he felt large, cold hands gripping his neck and lifting him up into the air. He had forgotten about the brute ordering around the lackeys from before, his fingers tightening around his neck, strangling the life from him. Luke's vision was blurring, now darkening, he had to think of a way to escape from the leader's steel-like grasp.
Managing to pull back one of his legs, he summoned any Chi he had left into it and let go, hitting him full force in the crotch. Luke collapsed into a heap on the floor, spluttering as he pushed himself up off of the ground. Stumbling as he turned himself around to face the brute, Luke staggered towards him, grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and punched him in the jaw twice. Through ragged breaths he interrogated the thug.
"Where's...Davos...Sabertooth...The Wrecking Crew...Even goddamn Moleman...anyone? Tell me where they are..."
"Heh...Fuck you...kid..." he said with a smirk on his bruised face as he swallowed the cyanide capsule that Luke had just knocked out of his tooth. In a mere matter of minutes he was dead, his mouth covered in a pinkish foam. "Dammit..." whispered Luke as he let go of the brute's shirt, letting his corpse drop to the hard floor. Today had been nothing more than another unsuccessful attempt at finding Davos and the others.
Soon enough, the silence was broken by a tall, muscular and rather rough looking man's group voice ordering a lackey around like he was in charge of the whole operation. Luke knew better though, someone that stupid looking would never have been able to take down the mighty Iron Fist.
"Hey, Dave, when yer finished with those crates, I wantcha ta help Tony get those Wakandan armours loaded up."
Luke thought he had seen enough and leaped down off of the building and through the skylight, startling the criminals. One of them immediately dropped a crate, produced a knife and ran towards him. Luke just smiled and leaped out of the way of the thug's slashes, it was as if the criminal was telling him which way to dodge. Soon enough he tired of toying with the man. He dodged under a slash before kicking up at the thug's elbow, Lucas heard the bone snap, like a piece of wood, horrifying the smugglers. He spun from his position to face the numerous thugs behind him. Each held some sort of weapon, most of them held basic weapons like crowbars and some even managed to break open and plunder the crates full of K'un-Lunian weapons. Luke quickly ducked out of the way as the onslaught of fire that decimated where he was standing. The immense recoil of the fire arms in the hands of the inexperienced lawbreakers prematurely ended the barrage, Luke thought this was his chance to finish them swiftly before they could get away with the stolen armaments. Dashing towards the armed group with almost inhuman speed, he took one of them out with a Chi-enhanced roundhouse kick to the gut before the others even realised what was going on. They started blasting him again, despite the dangerous close range. Luke sprung up and preformed a split kick, striking two of them in the face, their fingers still on the triggers as they slipped into unconscious, letting loose a small eruption of fire.
Luke thought he had taken out all of the smugglers, that is until he felt an excruciating pain hit him in his back, sending him a few feet across the room into the containers of Wakandan armours, scattering them all over the floor. Luke was lying amongst them, unable to get up, he felt like he had been struck by lightning. Suddenly he felt large, cold hands gripping his neck and lifting him up into the air. He had forgotten about the brute ordering around the lackeys from before, his fingers tightening around his neck, strangling the life from him. Luke's vision was blurring, now darkening, he had to think of a way to escape from the leader's steel-like grasp.
Managing to pull back one of his legs, he summoned any Chi he had left into it and let go, hitting him full force in the crotch. Luke collapsed into a heap on the floor, spluttering as he pushed himself up off of the ground. Stumbling as he turned himself around to face the brute, Luke staggered towards him, grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and punched him in the jaw twice. Through ragged breaths he interrogated the thug.
"Where's...Davos...Sabertooth...The Wrecking Crew...Even goddamn Moleman...anyone? Tell me where they are..."
"Heh...Fuck you...kid..." he said with a smirk on his bruised face as he swallowed the cyanide capsule that Luke had just knocked out of his tooth. In a mere matter of minutes he was dead, his mouth covered in a pinkish foam. "Dammit..." whispered Luke as he let go of the brute's shirt, letting his corpse drop to the hard floor. Today had been nothing more than another unsuccessful attempt at finding Davos and the others.
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Mr_pink said
isn't this like majorly OP considering it essentially means she can't die.
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DrewVonAwesome said
Hey man when it comes to Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. There is no such thing as dangerous territory. Just fucking rad territory.
No, stop, you're stepping into dangerous territory, son.
Name: Lucas Rand
Alias: Lucas Rand-K'ai, The Iron Fist
Age: 21
Powers:
Weaknesses:
-Every time he uses Chi, it tires him out immensely.
-Still a normal human when not using his powers, can be killed if tired out.
-Consumed by revenge
Personality: Quiet, Focused, Inhumanly persistent.
Appearance
Brief bio: Born in the Eternal City of K'un-Lun, Lucas was raised from birth to be his father's successor. Daniel Rand apprenticed his son to the martial arts master Lei Kung the Thunderer. Lei-Kung was the immortal martial arts master of K'un-Lun, charged by the ruler of K'un-Lun to train all the males of the city in hand-to-hand combat. He was an unparalleled master of K'un-Lun's martial arts, and trained generations of K'un-Lun's inhabitants. Among his students were Lucas' father (Daniel Rand, the previous Iron Fist) and all of Daniel's immediate predecessors. Lei-Kung trained every man and woman to ever bear the title Iron Fist.
Lucas' training under Lei Kung was rigorous. At age sixteen, like his father, he earned the Crown of Fu-Hsi, king of the vipers, vanquished five foes in the ritualistic Challenge of the Many, which was one more than his father when he went through the same harsh gauntlet, and defeated Shu-Hu, a mechanical being whose name means "Lightning". Lucas diligently conditioned his hands by thrusting them into tubs of hot sand, then gravel, and finally rock.
At age nineteen Lucas was given the opportunity to gain the power of the Iron Fist. He was sent to battle the enormous fire-breathing serpent that all previous Iron Fists had to kill named Shou-Lao the Undying which lived in a cave outside the city and ferociously guarded a brazier containing its heart, which had mystically been removed from its body. In their battle Lucas used all his martial arts training he knew to distract Shou-Lao so he could jump onto its chest. Seeing his opening he grabbed the serpent's body, which bore a black scar resembling a dragon. Killing the serpent by thrusting both of his fists into the scar, it somehow imprinted itself upon Lucas' chest, Shou-Lao had now experienced his 68th death. After he made sure Shou-Lao was dead, Lucas plunged his hands into the now unguarded brazier containing the serpent's molten heart and his palms shone with a quasi-mystical force and earned the title "Iron Fist."
Wishing to see his father's home on Earth, but unable to due the fact that K'un-Lun only phases onto Earth every 10 years, Lucas was forced to wait another 8 months until he could leave. Hours before K'un-Lun was due to arrive on Earth, Daniel Rand was brutally killed by his rogues gallery led by the son of Lie Kung, Davos. Who had smuggled himself and the other villains into K'un-Lun 10 years earlier in a conspiracy and waited all these years, preparing to murder their old foe and his son to take Shou-Lao's power for himself. After assassinating Daniel they attempted to kill Lucas, before being attacked themselves by Lie Kung who along with an enraged Lucas chased them off back onto Earth. By now K'un-Lun had fully phased in Earth's dimension, Lucas immediately grabbed the ceremonial garb of Iron Fist that belonged to his father and gave chase to Davos, the trail had already run cold. Recently Lucas has tracked Davos down somewhere in New York.
Notes: Named after Daniel Rand's friend, Luke Cage.
Finally done.
Alias: Lucas Rand-K'ai, The Iron Fist
Age: 21
Powers:
Weaknesses:
-Every time he uses Chi, it tires him out immensely.
-Still a normal human when not using his powers, can be killed if tired out.
-Consumed by revenge
Personality: Quiet, Focused, Inhumanly persistent.
Brief bio: Born in the Eternal City of K'un-Lun, Lucas was raised from birth to be his father's successor. Daniel Rand apprenticed his son to the martial arts master Lei Kung the Thunderer. Lei-Kung was the immortal martial arts master of K'un-Lun, charged by the ruler of K'un-Lun to train all the males of the city in hand-to-hand combat. He was an unparalleled master of K'un-Lun's martial arts, and trained generations of K'un-Lun's inhabitants. Among his students were Lucas' father (Daniel Rand, the previous Iron Fist) and all of Daniel's immediate predecessors. Lei-Kung trained every man and woman to ever bear the title Iron Fist.
Lucas' training under Lei Kung was rigorous. At age sixteen, like his father, he earned the Crown of Fu-Hsi, king of the vipers, vanquished five foes in the ritualistic Challenge of the Many, which was one more than his father when he went through the same harsh gauntlet, and defeated Shu-Hu, a mechanical being whose name means "Lightning". Lucas diligently conditioned his hands by thrusting them into tubs of hot sand, then gravel, and finally rock.
At age nineteen Lucas was given the opportunity to gain the power of the Iron Fist. He was sent to battle the enormous fire-breathing serpent that all previous Iron Fists had to kill named Shou-Lao the Undying which lived in a cave outside the city and ferociously guarded a brazier containing its heart, which had mystically been removed from its body. In their battle Lucas used all his martial arts training he knew to distract Shou-Lao so he could jump onto its chest. Seeing his opening he grabbed the serpent's body, which bore a black scar resembling a dragon. Killing the serpent by thrusting both of his fists into the scar, it somehow imprinted itself upon Lucas' chest, Shou-Lao had now experienced his 68th death. After he made sure Shou-Lao was dead, Lucas plunged his hands into the now unguarded brazier containing the serpent's molten heart and his palms shone with a quasi-mystical force and earned the title "Iron Fist."
Wishing to see his father's home on Earth, but unable to due the fact that K'un-Lun only phases onto Earth every 10 years, Lucas was forced to wait another 8 months until he could leave. Hours before K'un-Lun was due to arrive on Earth, Daniel Rand was brutally killed by his rogues gallery led by the son of Lie Kung, Davos. Who had smuggled himself and the other villains into K'un-Lun 10 years earlier in a conspiracy and waited all these years, preparing to murder their old foe and his son to take Shou-Lao's power for himself. After assassinating Daniel they attempted to kill Lucas, before being attacked themselves by Lie Kung who along with an enraged Lucas chased them off back onto Earth. By now K'un-Lun had fully phased in Earth's dimension, Lucas immediately grabbed the ceremonial garb of Iron Fist that belonged to his father and gave chase to Davos, the trail had already run cold. Recently Lucas has tracked Davos down somewhere in New York.
Notes: Named after Daniel Rand's friend, Luke Cage.
Finally done.
DrewVonAwesome said
Not enough to gauge an opinion on fist yet.
I'll probably finish it tomorrow since it's very late here.
Name: Luke Rand
Alias: Lucas Rand-K'ai, The Iron Fist
Age: 21
Powers:
Weaknesses:
-Every time he uses Chi, it tires him out immensely.
-Still a normal human when not using his powers, can be killed if tired out.
Personality: Quiet, Focused, Inhumanly persistent.
Appearance
Brief bio: Born in the Eternal City of K'un-Lun, Lucas was raised from birth to be his father's successor. Daniel Rand apprenticed his son to the martial arts master Lei Kung the Thunderer. Lei-Kung was the immortal martial arts master of K'un-Lun, charged by the ruler of K'un-Lun to train all the males of the city in hand-to-hand combat. He was an unparalleled master of K'un-Lun's martial arts, and trained generations of K'un-Lun's inhabitants. Among his students were Lucas' father (Daniel Rand, the previous Iron Fist) and all of Daniel's immediate predecessors. Lei-Kung trained every man and woman to ever bear the title Iron Fist.
Lucas' training under Lei Kung was rigorous. At age sixteen, like his father, he earned the Crown of Fu-Hsi, king of the vipers, vanquished five foes in the ritualistic Challenge of the Many, which was one more than his father when he went through the same harsh gauntlet, and defeated Shu-Hu, a mechanical being whose name means "Lightning". Lucas diligently conditioned his hands by thrusting them into tubs of hot sand, then gravel, and finally rock.
At age nineteen Lucas was given the opportunity to gain the power of the Iron Fist. He was sent to battle the enormous fire-breathing serpent that all previous Iron Fists had to kill named Shou-Lao the Undying which lived in a cave outside the city and ferociously guarded a brazier containing its heart, which had mystically been removed from its body. In their battle Lucas used all his martial arts training he knew to distract Shou-Lao so he jump onto its chest. Seeing his opening he grabbed the serpent's body, which bore a black scar resembling a dragon. Killing the serpent by thrusting both of his fists into the scar, it somehow imprinted itself upon Lucas' chest, Shou-Lao had now experienced his 68th death. After he made sure Shou-Lao was dead, Lucas plunged his hands into the now unguarded brazier containing the serpent's molten heart and his palms shone with a quasi-mystical force and earned the title "Iron Fist."
Wishing to see his father's home on Earth, but unable to due the fact that K'un-Lun only phases onto Earth every 10 years, Lucas was forced to wait another 8 months until he could leave. Hours before K'un-Lun was due to arrive on Earth, Daniel Rand was brutally killed by his rogues gallery led by the son of Lie Kung, Davos. Who had smuggled himself and the other villains into K'un-Lun 10 years earlier in a conspiracy and waited all these years, preparing to murder their old foe and his son to take Shou-Lao's power for himself. After assassinating Daniel they attempted to kill Lucas, before being attacked themselves by Lie Kung who along with an enraged Lucas chased them off back onto Earth. By now K'un-Lun had fully phased in Earth's dimension, Lucas immediately grabbed the ceremonial garb of Iron Fist that belonged to his father and gave chase to Davos, the trail had already run cold. Recently Lucas has tracked Davos down somewhere in New York.
Notes: Named after Daniel Rand's friend, Luke Cage.
Alias: Lucas Rand-K'ai, The Iron Fist
Age: 21
Powers:
Weaknesses:
-Every time he uses Chi, it tires him out immensely.
-Still a normal human when not using his powers, can be killed if tired out.
Personality: Quiet, Focused, Inhumanly persistent.
Brief bio: Born in the Eternal City of K'un-Lun, Lucas was raised from birth to be his father's successor. Daniel Rand apprenticed his son to the martial arts master Lei Kung the Thunderer. Lei-Kung was the immortal martial arts master of K'un-Lun, charged by the ruler of K'un-Lun to train all the males of the city in hand-to-hand combat. He was an unparalleled master of K'un-Lun's martial arts, and trained generations of K'un-Lun's inhabitants. Among his students were Lucas' father (Daniel Rand, the previous Iron Fist) and all of Daniel's immediate predecessors. Lei-Kung trained every man and woman to ever bear the title Iron Fist.
Lucas' training under Lei Kung was rigorous. At age sixteen, like his father, he earned the Crown of Fu-Hsi, king of the vipers, vanquished five foes in the ritualistic Challenge of the Many, which was one more than his father when he went through the same harsh gauntlet, and defeated Shu-Hu, a mechanical being whose name means "Lightning". Lucas diligently conditioned his hands by thrusting them into tubs of hot sand, then gravel, and finally rock.
At age nineteen Lucas was given the opportunity to gain the power of the Iron Fist. He was sent to battle the enormous fire-breathing serpent that all previous Iron Fists had to kill named Shou-Lao the Undying which lived in a cave outside the city and ferociously guarded a brazier containing its heart, which had mystically been removed from its body. In their battle Lucas used all his martial arts training he knew to distract Shou-Lao so he jump onto its chest. Seeing his opening he grabbed the serpent's body, which bore a black scar resembling a dragon. Killing the serpent by thrusting both of his fists into the scar, it somehow imprinted itself upon Lucas' chest, Shou-Lao had now experienced his 68th death. After he made sure Shou-Lao was dead, Lucas plunged his hands into the now unguarded brazier containing the serpent's molten heart and his palms shone with a quasi-mystical force and earned the title "Iron Fist."
Wishing to see his father's home on Earth, but unable to due the fact that K'un-Lun only phases onto Earth every 10 years, Lucas was forced to wait another 8 months until he could leave. Hours before K'un-Lun was due to arrive on Earth, Daniel Rand was brutally killed by his rogues gallery led by the son of Lie Kung, Davos. Who had smuggled himself and the other villains into K'un-Lun 10 years earlier in a conspiracy and waited all these years, preparing to murder their old foe and his son to take Shou-Lao's power for himself. After assassinating Daniel they attempted to kill Lucas, before being attacked themselves by Lie Kung who along with an enraged Lucas chased them off back onto Earth. By now K'un-Lun had fully phased in Earth's dimension, Lucas immediately grabbed the ceremonial garb of Iron Fist that belonged to his father and gave chase to Davos, the trail had already run cold. Recently Lucas has tracked Davos down somewhere in New York.
Notes: Named after Daniel Rand's friend, Luke Cage.
Blitzkrieg said
White Knight 2: The Quest for Nudes.
Don't forget the prequel.
From the makers of M'Lady and Fedorable comes this feel good movie of the year
White Knight: Why won't anyone date nice guys like me?
Coming to theaters May 17th.
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