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The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Dipper said
I... Can only count one Breton. >_>; THis made me laugh for a full five minutes. IDK why.

Goddamnit, Dipper, I needed that.

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Cairomaru said
Someone needs to make a joke out of this...

4 khajiits
3 bretons
3 nords
2 orcs
1 argonian
1 imperial
and 1 dunmer...

oh and 1 fox walk into a bar...

They all develop PTSD because moments after they come out, an ancient evil is awakened and conducts something similar to the Rape of Nanking to the Imperial City.

I never said it wouldn't be an anti-joke.

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VinnyB said
Damn. 4 Khajiit? Oh well, hope it all goes well :)

It's actually going terribly. Within four posts, all four Khajiit conducted a furry hump-sesh that made the rest of the party vomit to death.

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Dervish said
Plot twist of the century. Sorry. There's another lady in my life.Lady Liberty.

*laughs uncontrollably*

Fuck I love that part. Goddamnit.

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Dervish said
OH sweet Teddy Roosevelt's mustache...I can't edit the first post! It just turns into a wall of white!Until whatever happened is resolved, I HIGHLY suggest you guys triple check your long posts before posting, because you may not get a second chance. This includes drunken love confessions.

*stumbles in, falls to his knees* Dervish! Dervish...I've...always loved you...

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Voltaire said
I pretty much already write Blade as I play him in the game, but now I want to do this. Maybe I'll consider everything that happens in game as Blade canon. It'll be everything that happened shortly after he left Windhelm which I never really touched on in my character sheet.

Yea, I'm pretty sure I can get a lot of stories with Sevari's past. I was actually thinking of writing a fanfic of Sevari's past endeavours. Not posting, maybe, but just writing it for fun.

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Dervish said
Wuts eet aboot

*Ahem...*

When he was nine years old, Prince Honorous Jorg Ancrath saw his mother and younger brother murdered before his eyes. By thirteen, he commanded a band of bloodthirsty mercenaries. By the time he is fifteen, he intends to be king.

First though, Jorg must return to the life he turned his back on, to take what is rightfully his. Since the day he was hung on the thorns of a briar patch and forced to watch Count Renar's men slaughter his mother and brother, Jorg has been driven by a burning need for vengeance. Life and death are no more than a game to him—and he has nothing left to lose.

But treachery and dark magic awaits him in his father’s castle. No matter how fierce, can the will of one young man conquer enemies with power beyond his imagining?

You'll also shit when you realize what time period it's actually in.

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Just dropping in to tell anyone who likes fantasy novels to pick up Prince of Thorns. Such a good book, seriously.

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Anime is not to be over-analyzed. And Attack on Titan and Samurai Champloo are the shit, yo.

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Pretty good read! I've already told you about my one concern with the cloak and aside from a few typoes here and there, it was a pretty good read! I don't regret opening the hider.